Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

everything about this makes no sense.. the car was worthless and was spray painted all over with graffiti, it was obvious it had a homeless family with no valuables in it. my first thought was maybe something related to a drug deal gone wrong but who knows. maybe it was just some dumb crackhead nog who saw easy targets and wanted their car

It sounds like it was a matter of "Only car available". Guy crashed a stolen car earlier, was running, and needed any car to not be on foot. The Chus were just the lucky people in the wrong place with a car. There's no indication it was a deliberate choice - just taking what was available.
 
Tophia is probably in a psyche hold because she's constantly suicide baiting and playing pretend "I took 5 advil to try to kill myself" very Nova "I held my wrist to stop my pulse", I'm guessing she started wailing about wanting to "unalive" herself when she got the news and the cops probably had to do it, and I'm sure she will happily go off about how serious she is about her depwession:c when she's out. I thought of this because she threatened suicide over being banned from tiktok, more than once, so.
The worst suicide attempt I have seen since Johnathan Ross drank Febreze
 
It sounds like it was a matter of "Only car available". Guy crashed a stolen car earlier, was running, and needed any car to not be on foot. The Chus were just the lucky people in the wrong place with a car. There's no indication it was a deliberate choice - just taking what was available.
Brotherchu got NPC'd by someone playing IRL GTA.
 
There's no other way of looking at this. This whole fucking thing is so cursed, top to bottom. I don't care if Brotherchu was possibly even worse than Tophia herself and that Maria shat in the middle of the street in front of everyone and defended her daughter's disgusting actions blindly, this is horrendous. I would never wish death on them in any single way, especially something like this where it just came down to simple bad luck; being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

That being said, I don't want to send prayers to Tophia whatsoever, and neither should any of you unless any of you are Kiwi Tapes, Kusari, and Smokey-supporting fags who somehow feel sympathy for disgusting people who don't deserve any of that sympathy. She and her family are (and now partially were, with one possibly being added to the death toll soon) nauseating in every single way; for example Brotherchu being a dog-stealing, dog-beating, stalking pedophile who defended Diddy. He doesn't belong in heaven either way, that's for damn sure.
Tophia's future is now even more fucked than what we originally envisioned. If she rejects living in a shelter where she belongs, she might end up homeless for who knows how long.

Surprised she didn't buy a Sonichu medallion beforehand. This is cosmic levels of misfortune for some of the most notable new mainstay lolcows; first Music Biz Marty dropping fucking dead from an OD and now Brotherchu getting killed, with Maria possibly being soon to follow. Fucking christ, this came out of nowhere.
Joshua Block outliving Brotherchu and possibly Mamachu was not on my bingo card, but in this world anything goes.

God, I can't even begin to imagine the downstream ramifications of this. If Tophia's sense of reality was teetering, then this would completely shatter it. I don't think it's a stretch to argue that she needs to get professional help/be put in an assistance living facility as soon as possible. Otherwise, I'm worried her downward spiral is going to get extremely chaotic and violent.
 
Some of these comments are beyond autistic and read like something a twelve year old would type on 4chan so that they could look edgy. Brotherchu was definitely NOT a good person for a variety of reasons, but he was never 100% confirmed to be a pedophile in spite of some evidence. Even if he was, that hardly justifies blowing his brains out with a handgun.

And regarding Tophia "abandoning her mom", what was she supposed to do? From the way things are shaping out, she was sleeping in a (presumably) locked car in the middle of the night. It seems like she was awoken by the gunshot itself. She was probably in a panicked state and barely had enough time to escape the car herself before the perp drove off, let alone try to help her injured, elderly mother in the backseat.

I strongly dislike the Slydells just like the rest of you, but you can dislike them while still acknowledging that this is a sad situation. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Nobody deserves to watch their brother get executed in front of them.
 
God, I can't even begin to imagine the downstream ramifications of this. If Tophia's sense of reality was teetering, then this would completely shatter it. I don't think it's a stretch to argue that she needs to get professional help/be put in an assistance living facility as soon as possible. Otherwise, I'm worried her downward spiral is going to get extremely chaotic and violent.
Tophia was reaching Chris Chan levels of delusional, if she had some idea guy types to get into her ear then things would have gone insane
 
They forgot to title "INfamous" TikTikokers family. But I don't think that the main stream media won't be focus on being accurate now will they?
The media requires clickbait and attention-catching titles to generate engagement and profits, such a horrific crime affecting a "famous TikToker" without mentioning or specifying who said TikToker is, is guaranteed to make people think that a high-profile e-celeb was involved, and not literally who niche lolcows that next to no one cares or knows about.
 
Some of these comments are beyond autistic and read like something a twelve year old would type on 4chan so that they could look edgy. Brotherchu was definitely NOT a good person for a variety of reasons, but he was never 100% confirmed to be a pedophile in spite of some evidence. Even if he was, that hardly justifies blowing his brains out with a handgun.

And regarding Tophia "abandoning her mom", what was she supposed to do? From the way things are shaping out, she was sleeping in a (presumably) locked car in the middle of the night. It seems like she was awoken by the gunshot itself. She was probably in a panicked state and barely had enough time to escape the car herself before the perp drove off, let alone try to help her injured, elderly mother in the backseat.

I strongly dislike the Slydells just like the rest of you, but you can dislike them while still acknowledging that this is a sad situation. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Nobody deserves to watch their brother get executed in front of them.
They are 12 year olds from 4chan. And if they aren't they should kill themselves because they have the mental maturity of 12 year olds and should never reproduce.
 
Jfc he  was black raxx

Edit for proper tense
He would be the alternate costume for Cyraxx in a lolcow fighting game.
Can't wait for Cyraxx to have a memorial concert for his brother Brotherchu.
He's already made note of him in a video in an vain effort to stop trolling with a change.org petition.
 
I heard the suspect got shot by a security guard after he crashed. If that's true I feel bad for the guard more than anything. Dude was probably there since midnight and wanted a smooth shift.
The guard saved the people in the Jeep that got crashed into. He's the hero of the day. Hopefully the nightmares aren't too bad.
 
I strongly dislike the Slydells just like the rest of you, but you can dislike them while still acknowledging that this is a sad situation.
A housecat getting run over by a car is a a sad situation. A baby dying due to SIDS is a sad situation. A retarded pedophilic nigger getting his head blown off is a not a sad situation.

Get off your high horse.
 
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