Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[Meat Target]

what sort of funeral do poor people in america with no life insurance and no family members to foot the bill get? cardboard box and cremation I'm assuming.

And carved up for whatever organs are still useable.

 

[scaruser52]

what sort of funeral do poor people in america with no life insurance and no family members to foot the bill get? cardboard box and cremation I'm assuming.

Usually a paupers burial/Cremation where the state pays for it. Otherwise family are made to cover it.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is legitimately the most New Mexican shit I've ever seen. All of it, down to a carjacking in ABQ.
Welcome to the Land Of Enchantment, where we have entire towns full of these creatures to the point that Tophia is just normal.

 

[scaruser52]

The shooter





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A white woman? Would’ve never guessed. I guess white men really are losing their touch after all.

 

[deathfatforcutie]

A white woman? Would’ve never guessed. I guess white men really are losing their touch after all.

Holy shit, she's white. I'm fucking shocked. Was betting on niggery.

You both are clearly retarded

 

[multiverse]

Brotherchu wasn't the carjacker, he got shot by the carjacker.

In his sleep, no less. At least he didn't suffer; his life was enough suffering for anyone to endure. Ugly, tarded, a McJob slave for his family, cursed genetics: this boy didn't start off life on first base or even riding the dugout bench. He started life at the shelter for the bus to the train that has a stop a few miles from the stadium. Still, at least the mutant Slydell genetic line has (hopefully?) mercifully come to an end before he got a chance to knock up a barely legal fugly tard to continue the karmic curse of being born like THAT.

 

[Axiom.]

The shooter

Where's the evidence that this is the shooter?

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

The shooter





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[k0ndumba2]

I keep thinking about how mamachu is deaf and how much more horrifying and disorienting that situation would have been for a disabled person.

 

[Popper Whiting]

 

[Star Classic]

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Well this is certainly not the thread I thought I'd be the one who wasn't the tourist in. So this is what it feels like.

 

[Trombonista]

The shooter





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That looks nothing like Sam Hyde.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Now that’s what I call welfare reform.

 

[Dragaon440@]

Well the brother is gone, Dad is in jail and mom might hit the bucket. Well looks like tophiachu is in a world of hurt. She needs to get working and enjoy being alone forever. Hopefully she won’t lose her mind in her new isolated life.

 

[Jex]

Failed hard on guessing the race. But then again those nose rings and ear hole things bump her up on the niggertry scale a bit.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

After processing the initial grim tragedy of it all, I have some stray thoughts:

1) By 5pm PST Toph will have a GoFundMe she'll be blasting as hard as she can.
2) She's going to completely chimp the fuck out when everyone asks about the complexion of the shooter.
3) Aside from the obvious "my brother died" she's going to turn Mamachu into the largest emotional crowbar she's ever had.
4) She'll lose all her goodwill from the community in less than 72 hours when she begins telling everyone that what they have done for her so far isn't at all enough and starts to wish their family members dead on them, mind you, so they know how it feels.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Someone even posted it in the community happenings thread

twas me

Isn’t that that squid chick from the hotel lol

i've looked at this image a few times and I still didn't piece it together it was the motel maid. i deserve being called a retard

 

[Justanotherguy]

The shooter





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Squid no!

They grind you up into pepperoni and feed you to the pigeons

This is mostly true, parts of the people are fed to pigeons, a lot is ground up and served at the homeless shelters. It's a really interesting process to watch the city recycle the homeless.

 

[PhoBingas]

A white woman? Would’ve never guessed. I guess white men really are losing their touch after all.

DEI even effecting criminals.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Yes and people are falling hard for it. Someone even posted it in the community happenings thread