Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

So he also has a piss fetish. What a sick freak. I bet he also has a scat fetish. There's really nothing too low for this repulsive pervert.

Nick's just a sociopath that gets off on humiliating others and himself

He'd only like piss and shit because Kayla hates it

 

[Melty Butter]

The fact that he tried to lure Faren into swinging with him and Kayla revealed to us that he also has a BBW fetish. He clearly hates himself for it, as evidenced by comments like this (from Tookie’s chat linked above):

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Nick, you talk nonstop shit about fat people. You clearly fucking care.

Imagine lying like it’s your full-time job for years on end and still being THIS bad at it. Every little thing he does is tragic.

PS That is not lunatic “comedienne” Felicia Gillespie but an impersonator.

Seems to be a theme tonight:

 

[Captain Manning]

Online interactions and surface level irl interactions are the exact same shit. I'm mostly referring to the guys on nick's discord who claims to know nick and soter irl cause they apparently live pretty near and would swear up and down that nick is 'genuine' right around the discord implosion and would still cope cause they have met both 'a few' times. But it applies just about to anyone else. Meet people once in a bar and suddenly they think they know people to the core.

Well, part of the issue here is I think some people do know Nick fairly well irl, but were trying super hard to cover for him in spite of that. There's a lot of ignorance on the part of the Balldoguards, but there's also a fair amount of rank dishonesty too. PARTICULARLY from anybody still in his Discord that was around in 2019 (namely what I call the "three esses": Soter, Snoj, and Spectre).

Like Soter was straight up lying through his fucking teeth when he claimed Nick drank less in the early days than he was in 2023. Talking down to people as "FNGs." You don't even have to know Nick IRL to know that's absolute bullshit. I pointed that out at the time. @Spaded Dave (RIP) even compiled a comparison video and it confirmed the drinking in 2023 was way worse than it was at the end last decade.

I think what happened there is Soter knew Nick, swept diligently for Nick in the hopes that Nick could keep it together, and then Nick got so retarded his mask finally fell off. It wasn't that he didn't know. It's that Nick started making bigger messes than his janitorial staff could clean up.

Terrible father who humiliates his children continues to do so. Nick will never, ever care about his kids as much as he cares about himself. He should kill himself and do so immediately.

"I miss my side whore."


Those poor kids.

Kayla revealed to us that he also has a BBW fetish.

Did she?

Well, Nick fucked THAT up by roping April in then. We've seen the porn actresses Nick likes though, so I don't buy it.

EDIT: Misread something.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick, you talk nonstop shit about fat people. You clearly fucking care.

He hates fat people so much he starves his kids.

 

[AltisticRight]

The fact that he tried to lure Faren into swinging with him and Kayla revealed to us that he also has a BBW fetish. He clearly hates himself for it, as evidenced by comments like this (from Tookie’s chat linked above):

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Nick, you talk nonstop shit about fat people. You clearly fucking care.

Imagine lying like it’s your full-time job for years on end and still being THIS bad at it. Every little thing he does is tragic.

PS That is not lunatic “comedienne” Felicia Gillespie but an impersonator.

What is acting fat? So his children were acting fat by demanding unreasonable exotic resources like food and clean clothes, so he starved them and banished himself to the master bedroom where the Qover had their orgies?

Act fat? What? His brain is completely cooked.

 

[Vibralldo]

Seems to be a theme tonight:
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Reminds me of when Kayla was crying to her kids that the arrest was all her and Nick's fault and they were paying for it

 

[Captain Manning]

What is acting fat? So his children were acting fat by demanding unreasonable exotic resources like food and clean clothes, so he starved them and banished himself to the master bedroom where the Qover had their orgies?

If you ask for something in "faggy manner," you are also acting fat.

Also, you're a cop at Denny's.

I don't make the rules, man.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did she?

You accidentally only quoted part of that sentence.

Melton’s biggest paypigs are celebrating Nick not just in Stallyn’s comments but in Tookie’s chat too.

 

[Vibralldo]

Terrible father who humiliates his children continues to do so. Nick will never, ever care about his kids as much as he cares about himself. He should kill himself and do so immediately.

Has Nick ever explained why April is so cool?

Is it that she's got a child-like bodytype with no tits and is willing to do whatever Nick wants because she's a desperate whore?

 

[Captain Manning]

You accidentally only quoted part of that sentence.

So I did. It's late. My apologies.

It's bullshit just the same though. He likes 'em thin. Small tits, no ass, etc.. We figured that out a long time ago from his taste in porn.

Case in point...

Is it that she's got a child-like bodytype with no tits and is willing to do whatever Nick wants because she's a desperate whore?

Yes.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Has Nick ever explained why April is so cool?

Is it that she's got a child-like bodytype with no tits and is willing to do whatever Nick wants because she's a desperate whore?

No tits no ass also describes a man too. Big think.

 

[Melty Butter]

Not that anyone cares, but I was recently looking at the archives ITT for some information about April on another matter...

They were talking about the Aaron hand-holding story as far back as November 12. @Balldo's Gate posted it here.

She seemed to think they would go public to talk about all the stories.

There's another tweet I can't readily find in which she said that 'people will pay' to hear their stories. Meanwhile, he's now paying Melton to tell these stories.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He likes 'em thin. Small tits, no ass, etc.. We figured that out a long time ago from his taste in porn.

Yeah but the attempt to groom Faren was telling. It dovetails with the fact that a lot of heavy porn users/sex addicts get to the point where they’re not especially choosy. They end up having sexual relations with people they’d be embarrassed to be seen with, in part because that’s who will go along with their extreme degeneracy. Faren was a zaftig gal and Nick was still trying to draw her into perverted adventures with himself and Kayla.

(I really don’t want to start a multi-page argument over whether sex addiction is real. For the sake of avoiding that, let’s just use the term as shorthand for someone whose sexual activities and drives end up negatively affecting their lives outside of the bedroom: financial issues, relationships breaking down, losing custody of children, etc. As is often the case, drugs and alcohol are intertwined with the sexual acting out. Nick should just embrace his gayness and live life far away from his kids as the full-time chem-sexer he always wanted to be.)

They were talking about the Aaron hand-holding story as far back as November 12. @Balldo's Gate posted it here.

Extra men? As if Aaron wasn’t the only extra guy in the room?

I wonder if it was “Mandy.”

So I did. It's late. My apologies.

No blood, no foul. After all, we’re not Nick and April.

 

[Grayback]

Is it that she's got a child-like bodytype with no tits

Hey, let's be fair to April.
Decent tits are like the one thing that she's got going for her.

 

[Mondo Slight]

As is often the case, drugs and alcohol are intertwined with the sexual acting out. Nick should just embrace his gayness and live life

My take from damn near 1,000 page ago.

I'd bet my life savings that sexual arousal and a stimulant high are a single amalgamated, furtive, lizard brain impulse by now. After a bender-fling combination last as long as their's has, sex without a high seems dull and you can no longer get high without sexual arousal.

 

[daffodils]

From Tookie's show:

Spoiler

The drama of the day was some dabbleverse guy named OJ not wanting to go to Vegas if Rekieta is there. Otherwise Nick claims it's "impossible" for the kid to have gotten into his coke, claims he never lied about Hedo, and delivers some good news for all criminal defendants in Spicer:

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick once again spreading the lie that "the safe was always in my vigilant personal possession!" when it was found by cops while he was off the property lol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

some dabbleverse guy named OJ not wanting to go to Vegas if Rekieta is there

No one with a fucking ounce of sense or conscience wants to be remotely associated with a sexual degenerate, drug addict and felon whose kids were made wards of the state and whose child ended up with a shitload of cocaine in her bloodstream.

But these are Melton fans. They’re unbothered by pedophilia and targeted harassment of small children. OJ isn’t having a crisis of conscience. He just doesn’t want to drive 10 days round trip for the event (he’s afraid to fly).

That said, these pedo-lovers should be reminded at every opportunity that they are disgusting freaks for being Melton fans and wanting to spend time with him IRL. I’m hoping for a mass shooting at the venue, and with this mentally ill crew the odds are good there will be one.

 

[Swole McPole]

They were talking about the Aaron hand-holding story as far back as November 12. @Balldo's Gate posted it here.

It's utterly mystifying to me that a DA would think they can secure a conviction of someone for sharing a titty pic of somebody who was part of your group sex polycule, when the other participants are openly posting about what you did and didn't do together in bed to the whole fucking world on twitter.

How in God's name could Nick and Kayla testify in such a case without getting completely torn up for arse paper? Even if you leave out the insane drug use and child neglect, how could you respond to questions like "So, Mr Rekieta. You say you have an expectation of privacy here, yet you were posting explicit descriptions of having sex with the defendant and his wife? Exactly how much of your "goo" do you claim the defendant drank? And how important is your wife's privacy when you are publicly discussing penetrating your mistress (Mr Imholte's wife) so savagely that you stained the bedsheets with her blood? What jury of Scandinavian incel prudes would think anything other than 'these people are the spawn of satan. Lock them all up!'

Aaron is definitely getting a walk here.

 

[dustnight]

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That prude Aaron has NEVER been naked. He's banned.

Whoa you really felted him there buddy, how will the Toe even recover?