Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[Adolf Hulkler]

damn, im 100% sure the carjacker crashed their car simply because the smell was too much.
Good riddance, maybe this sub 60iq spicnigger will start living and behaving like a human being(lolno nevergonnahappen)

 

[Kheapathic]

All I know about Tophiachu is what was featured on Jim's last stream, and I knew I wasn't interested in finding out more, because holy fucking shit I swear I could smell through my monitor. That being said, I feel bad for them, because this is easily one of the worst ways to go out; TikTok sperging lolcow shit aside, being mental, family trouble, and homeless is hard enough, but then you have to worry about some retarded fucking jogger doing this shit to you. Not gonna point and laugh, but damn.

 

[Ed Special]

Name the race

Albuquerque, so probably a cartel-aligned beaner, not a nigger.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Name the race

I'm gonna say white person only for the lolz and because of the baits. I hope it was some white meth head. Likely won't be but someone quote me when it is.

 

[kalma]

One cowtuber (I can't be arsed to go find it) replayed the news broadcast, and censored out every other word. "Shot", "killed", "dead", attacked", all were muted out.

Jewtube treats unpleasant words like they're Manchurian Candidate activation codes.

i think it was the lemur one. it also *just* went over 10 minutes and the comments were absolutely flooded with people flipping and deifying the Slydell family and pontificating their superior morality with their virtue-signalling and calling out the youtuber and anyone not shaking their fists at the skies. Likely same folks who on reddit just hours before were posting and joking about what the Chu family would be doing in the summer in the car and making the usual jokes and comments.

clown show. people's inability to realize the facts surrounding the situation aren't mutually exclusive. what happened last night can be awful but that doesn't eliminate or negate tard antics.

 

[unlicensed hieratic]

late to hearing this news, somehow. sucks, any other situation i would’ve liked to send my regards, however forced, but obviously this family is nothing but the bottom of the genetic barrel. glad brotherchu’s gone, next should be papachu.

 

[Retarded INTP]

UPDATE: This article I found confirms my suspicions that the car jacker did in fact execute Brotherchu without warning by shooting him in the head through the window. It also contains a statement from Tophiachu herself on being woken up by the gunshot and shattering glass and seeing her brother with a gunshot wound to his head though she is not named. Mamachu's injury and current condition remain unknown.

https://www.abqjournal.com/news/article_363f1476-fe79-11ef-85fd-77889ace4888.html

That doesn't sound like a pleasant day

 

[Alphasnail]

Name the race

The criminal underclass in Albuquerque is a race unto itself. 60% mexican 30% white 10% native and 25% black. The killer was either a 35 year old man so sunbaked you cant tell what he is and he looks 55 and has 30 counts of rape/murder/counterfeit/shooting guns in the air on birthdays, or he was a fresh faced 14 year old who's been moving drugs and stolen guns for the past 20 years. In either case, the killer lived with his girlfriend and her aunt, she won't get an abortion because she pretends she's a catholic, and he once worked a job for 3 hours before starting a fight and storming out.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

its called a pauper's burial you idiot

We're all on the farms, you think any of us are smart?

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

If you live in the American Southwest you know to avoid 2 key cities. Tucson Arizona and Albuquerque New Mexico. My question is that if you live in a car and don't have a job why do you even bother staying in one of the most crime ridden cities in the country? You can just drive to a nicer city, it's what I would do at least.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

here's brotherchu's gofundme

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-donalds-slydells-funeral-expenses?lang=en_US

https://archive.ph/wip/ReMVM

 

[PhoBingas]

If you live in the American Southwest you know to avoid 2 key cities. Tucson Arizona and Albuquerque New Mexico. My question is that if you live in a car and don't have a job why do you even bother staying in one of the most crime ridden cities in the country? You can just drive to a nicer city, it's what I would do at least.

Even pre-accident and carjacking would Carchu even survive the trip to another city? Besides the coat of paint that thing looks like it has 200k miles on it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The little degenerate already made a video using Tophia's tragedy to garner sympathy for himself...

Edit:

Here's the video

I can't believe how much he looks like a balder Asmongold Jesus Christ.
The feature brought me here. It sounds terrible on the outside, you guys don't seem too heartbroken. So I'm guessing...
Given what I have seen of this lady.
I don't trust the money in that go fund me to go to anything actually resembling a funeral.

 

[Exhibortionist]

She probably offed her family for views. She's retarded enough to do it. Anything for gfm 7-11 money.

 

[Dude Snakes]

This is legitimately the most New Mexican shit I've ever seen. All of it, down to a carjacking in ABQ.
Welcome to the Land Of Enchantment, where we have entire towns full of these creatures to the point that Tophia is just normal.

Im sorry you have to live among these creatures.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Is Beauty Parlour always this much of an A-Log shithole or is it just the mongs in this thread? Not justifying anything these people may have done, but cheering for the unprovoked murder of a deformed homeless retard because he was the brother of another fat, deformed TikTok retard is pretty sad. These comments are embarrassing.

 

[MBM Chody Wanks]

Dead nigger storage!
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Only coffin for that Chomo Spicchimp is in a used septic tank. I’m smokin on that Donnie pack

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

I think what's bothering most people is that it's funny when lolcows get arrested or get their asses beat for doing something stupid because it's the consequences of their own actions. But this is ultimately a random act of violence, you could say that this was because they didn't try harder to get off the streets, but considering the insanely high rate of violent carjackings in New Mexico, it just seems like bad luck.
Criminal Documents: Man carjacks elderly couple, drags woman in Albuquerque
FBI discusses carjackings following deadly ambush of NMSP officer
Albuquerque teen charged in connection to carjacking
Man accused in fatal Fourth of July carjacking to appear in court
Video: Baby rescued after carjacking
Officers shoot carjacking suspect on I-40

And Brotherchu, who was probably the most morally repugnant of the Chu clan, got off comparatively easy with a quick death. Mamachu is a sick old lady dying in the hospital and Tophiachu is a retarded womanchild with no life skills on her own for the first time in her life. It doesn't feel like karma, it feels like you're watching a retarded comedy about cavemen get interrupted by everybody dying in the middle.

I guess my main takeaway from this is that New Mexico is a Mad Max wasteland but with even more hideous mutants.

Just chalk it up to fatherless behavior.

Is Beauty Parlour always this much of an A-Log shithole or is it just the mongs in this thread? Not justifying anything these people may have done, but cheering for the unprovoked murder of a deformed homeless retard because he was the brother of another fat, deformed TikTok retard is pretty sad. These comments are embarrassing.

You're right we should have "Hi, Mom, I'm on TikTok " subforum Where we discuss nothing but morally repugnant TikTok LolCows.

 

[keep em' comin]

i think it was the lemur one. it also *just* went over 10 minutes and the comments were absolutely flooded with people flipping and deifying the Slydell family and pontificating their superior morality with their virtue-signalling and calling out the youtuber and anyone not shaking their fists at the skies. Likely same folks who on reddit just hours before were posting and joking about what the Chu family would be doing in the summer in the car and making the usual jokes and comments.

clown show. people's inability to realize the facts surrounding the situation aren't mutually exclusive. what happened last night can be awful but that doesn't eliminate or negate tard antics.

Lemur's was like 4 mins long and had disabled ads

edit, its gone now, I saw it as soon as I heard the news, which was like 12 hours ago

I assumed people were cheering it on because he was a pedo or something just to go to the OP and see there's like no info on him besides he's gross. Josh was really onto something when he said the coming generations would be full of serial killers, you Tiktok teens are fucking crazy.

He's just a weirdo but either way even if he did do some serious shit I dont think he deserved to be executed in a random act of violence, nor did tophia deserve to have what happened to her happen to her.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Is Beauty Parlour always this much of an A-Log shithole or is it just the mongs in this thread? Not justifying anything these people may have done, but cheering for the unprovoked murder of a deformed homeless retard because he was the brother of another fat, deformed TikTok retard is pretty sad. These comments are embarrassing.

I assumed people were cheering it on because he was a pedo or something just to go to the OP and see there's like no info on him besides he's gross. Josh was really onto something when he said the coming generations would be full of serial killers, you Tiktok teens are fucking crazy.