Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[California King]

This is fucking rough.

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Original Video:
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Spoiler: Instagram rip

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All day, the thing I haven't been able to get over is how in the middle of an undeniable tragedy, she still scrapes her two IQ points together and wheezes out "WHY DID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET---"

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Has anything like this ever happened to a lolcow? Like an actual attempted murder or an actual killing like this?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Im on the Autism spectrum

oh don’t worry

so is everyone else

 

[TractorGirl]

Stopped reading this thread because their lazy asses made me MATI, read the RIP thread and something finally happens here. RIP BrotherChu, hope they have an abundance of terrible cars to sleep in in the afterlife.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Has anything like this ever happened to a lolcow? Like an actual attempted murder or an actual killing like this?

Hunter Avallone was shot at by his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, and obviously there's the Couch Cuck shooter. Still don't think that's quite the same.

Oh, so I was late.

I would have preferred the couch cuck ending. How did they die?

TLDW:

- officers respond to a shooting in Ponderosa (near Montgomery Park)
- shooting happened around 03:30 in the morning
- car was in the parking lot of a church and there were three adults in the vehicle
- someone approached the car, supposedly in an attempt to steal it
- shoots the driver and another woman who was inside
- the sister of the driver reported the crime and said that the shooter attempted to drag her out of the car, but she managed to get away
- the other victim who was shot is the mother of the driver
- suspect takes the car and tries to flee with the deceased male and the injured female still in the vehicle
- proceeds to crash into a black jeep within minutes
- the driver of the black jeep gets into a confrontation with the carjacker
- a security guard who works in an apartment complex nearby approached them and tried to defuse the situation
- shit escalated
- carjacker and security guard exchange fire
- carjacker gets fatally shot
- the three adults in car were male in the driver seat (brotherchu), female in the seat next to him (tophia), elderly female in the back (mamachu)
- male driver (brotherchu) is dead, elderly female(mamachu) is in the hospital, but believed to be in stable condition, tophia is ok
- insvestigation is still in progress
- some speculations about whether they were homeless or not
- jeep guy is fine
- security guard is ok too and not in custody (they took him to the hospital and released him afterwards)

 

[Marche]

This is fucking rough.

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"my brother looked unalive in the drivers seat"
I hate the tiktokification of words, I hate that people cannot just say dead or suicide in places online when it is an actual serious topic.
But most of all I hate how this is all being shared and viewed by people, it just is total decay of society.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

what sort of funeral do poor people in america with no life insurance and no family members to foot the bill get? cardboard box and cremation I'm assuming.

Something called a poppers burial, your ashes get mixed with a bunch of other homeless or unclaimed dead, cremated and thrown in a hole together.

 

[BeatboxBill]

According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added higher quality crime scene images and news articles for the crowd coming in from the feature.

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

https://abqraw.com/post/deadly-carjacking-ends-in-chaos-and-fatal-shootout-of-famous-tiktokers-family/

This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.

https://www.abqjournal.com/news/article_363f1476-fe79-11ef-85fd-77889ace4888.html

Press conference held by the police this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA5mQFPFRLQ

Scene of crash and death of carjacker.

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Carjacker's original vehicle that he crashed likely while escaping a prior crime that hasn't been linked to him yet, notice flat front tire.

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I wonder if when Tophiachu becomes an old wrinkled hag like Mamachu, will she ever look back on this event and feel any regret for her choices and mistakes?

Hardly seems likely, but it’d be so satisfying if she did felt some guilt.

Maybe then we’d get a stream of her pushing a zoomer frame with an oxygen tank attached to her where she sits on some filthy park bench in crusty, smelly clothes and starts crying. That would be the ultimate ending of the Tophiachu saga!

 

[big pauper]

Something called a poppers burial, your ashes get mixed with a bunch of other homeless or unclaimed dead, cremated and thrown in a hole together.

its called a pauper's burial you idiot

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Has anything like this ever happened to a lolcow? Like an actual attempted murder or an actual killing like this?

Randy Stair committed murders. But also not quite the same

its called a pauper's burial you idiot

It’s called a “poopers burial”. I swear this website is retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

Has anything like this ever happened to a lolcow? Like an actual attempted murder or an actual killing like this?

Hunter Avallone was shot at by his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, and obviously there's the Couch Cuck shooter.

• Tranny guntuber Brandon Kellett got his brain scrambled from an IED while serving in Iraq.
• IP2 lot lizard Holland Proudfoot was beaten with a rock during a fistfight with some other e-thot.
• Audrey Hale, the Nashville pooner shooter, was killed by the responding cops.
• Coach Redpill was executed in Ukraine.

 

[Snazzy Sneedy Snake]

I hadn't heard of this lolcow before now, but as someone who lost her own brother last year...my heart goes out to this person. I hope the mom recovers, and that this might change something in Tophia.

It probably won't, but let me hope, dammit.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

https://abqraw.com/post/deadly-carj...nd-fatal-shootout-of-famous-tiktokers-family/

Archive your shit bud.

https://archive.fo/tTnp3 , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EHfCA

This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.

https://www.abqjournal.com/news/article_363f1476-fe79-11ef-85fd-77889ace4888.html

https://archive.ph/o5shP , https://ghostarchive.org/archive/QqGMM

Press conference held by the police this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA5mQFPFRLQ

PreserveTube / GhostArchive

Spoiler: Local Archive

For the kiwis who watch lolcow tubers, Kiwitapes already uploaded a vídeo, at least he was respectful...

PreserveTube / GhostArchive

(L)
Lmao classic Kiwi Tapes.

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[stacks__]

One thing I dont understand is how the carjacker drove the car without removing brotherchu.

At the conference the police said that brotherchu was shot in the drivers seat but confirmed that his body was still in the car when he drove off. So that means either brotherchu's body was pushed into the passenger seat or that the jacker was just kinda on his body which are both way more difficult and awkward than just pulling him out and leaving him in the parking lot.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Not to moralfag but making fun of this negress whose only crime was making cringy tiktoks after having 2 of her family members hurt or killed is kind of fucked, there are definetely worse pedotroons and utter degenerates in the farms that deserve far worse.

The term "moralfag" really needs to be retired at this point as it's lost all meaning. Not cheering on the slaughter of an innocent person isn't "moral fagging" it's being a sane rational human being. Whenever I see the term "moral fag" brought up these days it's someone opposing something completely reprehensible. It's an ancient channer buzzword that just doesn't need to be around anymore.

 

[beautiful person]

God, this thread is horrifying.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Was this a carjacking or a home invasion?

 

[Meat Target]

"my brother looked unalive in the drivers seat"
I hate the tiktokification of words, I hate that people cannot just say dead or suicide in places online when it is an actual serious topic.
But most of all I hate how this is all being shared and viewed by people, it just is total decay of society.

One cowtuber (I can't be arsed to go find it) replayed the news broadcast, and censored out every other word. "Shot", "killed", "dead", attacked", all were muted out.

Jewtube treats unpleasant words like they're Manchurian Candidate activation codes.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Was this a carjacking or a home invasion?

yes

 

[Fetid Queef]

Any updates on Mamachu?