Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

FatWhiteGuy said:
As much of a moral fag as I sound, I can't help but feel the tiniest bit of sadness for most lolcows. Most of them were fucked from the start, typically descending from a lineage of mental illness.
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For me it’s less that I feel bad and more like when you look at a ghetto kid with a gun or an injured animal you know they don’t even stand a chance
 
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multiverse said:
He was at least the most functional: he had a car, a drivers license, and a job. No one else in the family achieved those basic adult milestones. He was also their sole source of income.

His car is going to be impounded as evidence, and none of the other Chus has the wherewithal to figure out how to get it back, so they're all now officially on-the-street homeless.
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It keeps getting worst for Tophiachu.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Who the actual fuck would carjack that vehicle?
Like, what level of drug-addict lowlife Nigger is dumb enough to target THAT car?
You get infected with autism just from looking at it. No way in hell it was just a "simple carjacking".
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I would bet Donald Jr. did something that would've gotten on someone's shit list, like stealing from a drug dealer. Even in a big city, the car they have doesn't exactly blend in.
 
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For the kiwis who watch lolcow tubers, Kiwitapes already uploaded a vídeo, at least he was respectful...
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The best thing to happen would be Mamachu passing honestly. She doesn’t have anywhere to go to heal and Tophia sure as shit can’t nurse anyone back to health. What, an 80 year old lady with a gun shot is going to heal under the bridge? She’s dead now or she’s dead from sepsis a week later.
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
Wait Brotherchu is gay to ? He really is brown Cyrax.
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when you are cursed with genetics like his, you'll fuck anything that gives you attention
Devious Dave said:
Call me a ween but for the guy's making money off this they should at least try and reach out to get her a hotel or something I imagine she's probably in some kinda women's shelter right now.
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they won't do that, come on
 
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There's no other way of looking at this. This whole fucking thing is so cursed, top to bottom. I don't care if Brotherchu was possibly even worse than Tophia herself and that Maria shat in the middle of the street in front of everyone and defended her daughter's disgusting actions blindly, this is horrendous. I would never wish death on them in any single way, especially something like this where it just came down to simple bad luck; being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

That being said, I don't want to send prayers to Tophia whatsoever, and neither should any of you unless any of you are Kiwi Tapes, Kusari, and Smokey-supporting fags who somehow feel sympathy for disgusting people who don't deserve any of that sympathy. She and her family are (and now partially were, with one possibly being added to the death toll soon) nauseating in every single way; for example Brotherchu being a dog-stealing, dog-beating, stalking pedophile who defended Diddy. He doesn't belong in heaven either way, that's for damn sure.
Tophia's future is now even more fucked than what we originally envisioned. If she rejects living in a shelter where she belongs because she craves being terminally online, she might end up homeless for who knows how long.

Surprised she didn't buy a Sonichu medallion beforehand. This is cosmic levels of misfortune this year for some of the most notable new mainstay lolcows; first Music Biz Marty dropping fucking dead from an OD and now Brotherchu getting killed, with Maria possibly being soon to follow. Fucking christ, this came out of nowhere.
Joshua Block outliving Brotherchu and possibly Mamachu was not on my bingo card, but in this world anything goes.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:


^this. It's not a matter of if she'll grift off of this, it's a matter of how hard and for how long.
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If she doesn't I will be genuinely surprised, but she likely will and when she does that'll be it for her genuine supporters. Trying to profit off of your family being killed is about as low as you can get.
 
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Tophia is probably in a psyche hold because she's constantly suicide baiting and playing pretend "I took 5 advil to try to kill myself" very Nova "I held my wrist to stop my pulse", I'm guessing she started wailing about wanting to "unalive" herself when she got the news and the cops probably had to do it, and I'm sure she will happily go off about how serious she is about her depwession:c when she's out. I thought of this because she threatened suicide over being banned from tiktok, more than once, so.
 
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