Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[SlobberKnocker]

LOL, LMAO EVEN.. (SAD)

the absolute state of youtube vulchers. what a fucking disgrace.

losing family is fucked, especially like this. no one deserves this.

 

[SleeplessEcho]

UPDATE!

The police officer that found the crudely made yellow creature medallion in the Slydell car has died after a lamp post that was damaged in the crash suddenly fell onto him.

Can you elaborate on this? What a way to go.

 

[Galeocerdo]

As gross as Tophia is this is obviously a very harrowing and shocking crime to happen to anyone, I find myself on one hand having a pinch of sympathy for her but also feeling this was brought on herself. People for the past 2 months had been telling her to get an apartment for their safety and she'd (smugly) go on about how they were perfectly fine and making up excuses as to why in her retard logic it was a bad idea, if she'd followed that advice (and not gone to fucking comic-con) this probably wouldn't of happened like it did. It is a massive "Reap what you sow" moment in someone's life and I guarantee she's still going to act without a lick of remorse or self-reflection, it'll be Trump's fault or some bullshit.

 

[kiwirevolving]

say what you want about brotherchu

but getting shot in the head while sleeping in your car that has 'family' and 'smile' written on it (and 'free Diddy' lol, but that's besides the point) is grim as fuck, especially with the carjacker driving with donald's corpse still inside and with mamachu in the backseat. easily one of the most tragic endings to a lolcow

I hope mamachu pulls through, but I doubt she will

she's been coughing her lungs out for a while now, she went to the hospital recently before this, she's old, probably a terrible diet and hygiene

even if she makes it out alive, tophia will be the only one to look after her who can't even look after herself. mamachu might as well be dead in that case.

 

[keep em' comin]

As gross as Tophia is this is obviously a very harrowing and shocking crime to happen to anyone, I find myself on one hand having a pinch of sympathy for her but also feeling this was brought on herself. People for the past 2 months had been telling her to get an apartment for their safety and she'd (smugly) go on about how they were perfectly fine and making up excuses as to why in her retard logic it was a bad idea, if she'd followed that advice (and not gone to fucking comic-con) this probably wouldn't of happened like it did. It is a massive "Reap what you sow" moment in someone's life and I guarantee she's still going to act without a lick of remorse or self-reflection, it'll be Trump's fault or some bullshit.

if the situation only involved tophia and it was completely brought on by her actions, then I would agree, but having your brother executed in his sleep and having your mom get shot isnt karma dude, its incredibly fucked to think thats karma, especially since the most she's guilty of is being a bad pet owning scamming internet tough guy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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LOL, LMAO EVEN.. (SAD)

the absolute state of youtube vulchers. what a fucking disgrace.

losing family is fucked, especially like this. no one deserves this.

i swear to god if i see a "WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TOPHIACHU" or "The Sad Downfall of Tophiachu" I'm gonna scream

 

[Sneeds]

How shitty is Albuquerque?

 

[stares at error messages]

The only person I feel for is momma chu. She seems totally helpless and more of a victim of Slick Slydell and the kids. I'm just glad his Pedophile ass got rearrested.

Mamachu is a massive enabler and has taught her daughter to believe that she never needs to change or take advice if she does not like the advice. Mamachu has instilled a lack of accountability, a genuine belief that personal responsibility is flawed because greater unfair forces are at work, and your future is not able to be influenced by past actions, so there is no point to invest in it. This is an extremely unhealthy way to go though life. Mamachu helped put the family in the bad situation they were in by her own actions too. She is not blameless and she is not so helpless as she may seem. Given how she's taught Tophia and continues to encourage her daughter in adulthood the same way as from when Tophia was a child, Mamachu is very manipulative and likes to take on the role of a victim.

In the video: aside from Tophia having a meltdown about political schizophrenic nonsense, Mamachu tells Tophia that nothing is her fault and in a different video (not found) Mamachu says "she doesn't need to get a job if she doesn't wan to". Mind you, both of these women are being paid for by Brotherchu and they are all homeless at this time.

I do agree that you don't own property if you have to pay taxes on it. It's like you are renting it.

 

[Galeocerdo]

if the situation only involved tophia and it was completely brought on by her actions, then I would agree,

It was brought on by all of them to some extent.
They all lived like absolute swamp beasts in that hotel thing, absolutely trashing the entire place to the point they got kicked out.
They then live in a (broken down) car which looks like a wreck.
Tophia claims on a few occasions "right now, I could rent a 1 bedroom apartment, but I won't" and then would go into rants about why renting an apartment is supposedly a bad idea, despite people pointing out it'd be better than living in a car on the streets.
Mamachu is in the background the entire time enabling and defending her daughter as she spews such nonsense
Tophiachu clearly gets enough money to support eating fast food all day and even taking all 3 of them to Comic Con, again, whilst still being homeless.

but having your brother executed in his sleep and having your mom get shot isnt karma dude, its incredibly fucked to think thats karma

Did I say Karma? I said it was reaping what she was sowing, it's a consequence of their actions and their behaviour. It certainly does not detract from how horrific it all is and I agree, Brotherchu didn't deserve to die and Mamachu didn't deserve to get shot and have to be in the same car as her dead son. It's not nice that Papa/Mamachu now have to bury their child when Brotherchu was the only one seemingly working hard and trying to do something for them, but I can also recognise that if they'd not trashed their living space, or used their money to get out of that car (Which seemingly they had money enough to spend hundreds of dollars on bullshit, rather than a retarded cheap motel room or something) then this could've been avoided. All the justifications Tophia would spew everyday for "Why I WONT get an apartment" when people were telling her "You're living in a car and risking your mom's health and your family's" to her blowing them off that "Mama's fine! It's all good isn't it mom?" to her mom agreeing with her is a sour note to reflect on with this occuring.

 

[Desire]

How shitty is Albuquerque?

Shitty enough for a High School Chemistry teacher to turn to meth dealing

 

[Galeocerdo]

Tophia claims on a few occasions "right now, I could rent a 1 bedroom apartment, but I won't" and then would go into rants about why renting an apartment is supposedly a bad idea, despite people pointing out it'd be better than living in a car on the streets.

She literally would get told everyday "Go get a motel room" or "Go get a 1 bedroom apartment and share it with your folks". She'd twist that to "I WONT ABANDON MUH FAMILY TO GET A 1 BED!" (which, people pointed out you can buy sofa beds and stuff) and then go on some pipedream bullshit that she'd only move out of the car IF they could get a 3 bedroom house, now we don't need to get onto why that's pants-on-head retarded but it all speaks to the same thing.

When you're living on the street the last thing you should be doing is buying luxury items, going out on "trips" and wasting money on fast food, we all know someone who's lived on the streets and can attest it's fucking dangerous for a myriad of reasons and Tophiachu who loves making out she's some political activist and "equality warrior" is in a place which seems to have enough of this stuff going around that she's not ignorant to those dangers. Like let's say this didn't happen (which would be nice) and they continued living in this carwreck, her mother is literally hacking up a lung at a worrying pace in every video, this is an elderly woman in a car clearly with breathing issues in the height/tail end of fucking winter sleeping in there. Her bone-idle daughter, instead of worrying about that and doing everything to put money toward getting them out of that is wasting said money then berating anyone who showed concern for Mamachu, THEN having Mamachu come on microphone to enable her daughter's bullshit ("Hey mom? You're ok right?" /// "YEaaaaaaaaaaah.... *hack cough hack die*").

If you're on the streets you contend with every night you're going to sleep knowing you're likely waking up robbed, ill or attacked in some capacity, that's not some crazy hidden secret either, that's so obvious it's staggering that Tophiachu was willing to gaslight herself and her family, then try to gaslight her audience that being on the street in the car was somehow better than living in apartment. She does the same thing with getting a job or doing anything for her own (and her family's) betterment, when you have that kind of mindset in life this is unfortunately the shit which happens.

If it wasn't going to be them being robbed/killed/attacked, it was her mom falling seriously fucking ill with pneumonia and dying from sleeping in the cold or one of them contracting some fucked up illness from that lifestyle. I can 100% agree it's fucked up, but when you claim to have the money/income to afford an apartment but outright refuse for no reasonable reason, do you get to say it's anything but a consequence of your (in)actions?

 

[Touche le grass]

More babyface teens i bet.

 

[stares at error messages]

Is this the person Metokur covered on his latest boring stream

Also, this country is turning into South Africa at an alarming rate

We don't have electric fences keeping the undesirables out yet. But that can always change. Frankly, I think the country has been like South Africa for longer than people want to admit, only the media used to do a better job of hiding it.

 

[3rd Party]

Provided she even cares, how is she going to come to terms with the fact that her laziness and unwillingness to get a job has resulted in her brother, and almost mother's death? Technically speaking, this is her fault. Even if some miracle happens, and she does try to turn her life around, and find work, and find housing, she'll still have to remember her brother's blood splattered on that airbag, that came at least in some part from her inaction.

Just in general, if this was to be a really morbid wake up call and she's able to climb out of it, she's reached that point where many people know about her, and with how humanity is, will actively attempt to obstruct every attempt she makes as well as point and laugh at her attempts because she's already done morally reprehensible things which in turn justifies people's relentless hatred towards her. If she was to mature and grow in character she'll have to remember every single day all the horrible things she said and did. All of her ranting and raving of her worst self is immortalized on the internet forever anyways, not like she could truly move past it. I feel like for lolcows in terms of publicity and recognition it really does get to a point where it would be better to just die.

But lets be real, there will be no wake up call. There will be no ego death and rebirth. In a family so utterly strangled by mental illness, Tophia was doomed from the start. She never had a chance.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Where were you when Brotherchu became FBI statistic?
I was sitting on couch. My Kiwifarms recappers said "Brotherchu is ded"
"No."

>not eating smegma butter
are you dieting or what?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That random motel maid who got in a major tiktok beef with her like 2 weeks ago and told the peepeepoopoo stories

All the Tophia alogs are in deep pain knowing they have to at least pantomime fake sympathy for a few weeks and grit their teeth as she gets donations and assistance. I hope Mamachu pulls through, it will get far more grim for Tophia is mom dies. Tophia is co-dependent with Mamachu, which is bad, but who she would latch onto next would be far, far worse.

If Mamachu dies, or gets put in a nursing home, I’d bet Tophia ends up a murder victim herself in ten years. Women like her usually end up with horrifically abusive men. Drug addiction arc is likely too.

It is very dangerous being homeless. The Slydells weren’t some street savvy meth head boosters, they were a sick elderly woman and two low IQ adult children (with a schizophrenic father) living in parking lots. Something bad was bound to happen, but this was shockingly horrific.

 

[Chongqing]

If my brother died, my broken heart would kill me. I don't even know what I would do.

 

[anliteralidiot]

gets put in a nursing home

Can they force that? Like, they can't afford that, and Mamachu won't be without her kids, so can they make her stay in a home?

 

[Witch Bitch]

Toph had been summoning evil to her door for a while; telling people to pull up, livestreaming while living in her car with no blockouts on her window. In and out at all hours. Taking no fucking measures to be safe in such a vulnerable situation? Something awful was going to happen.

Her brother was a pedo, and I honestly dont care to for the mentality of not speaking ill of the dead. Thats retarted.

The fact that her mother who has been suffering for how ever long now, is back in the hospital might be a saving grace but being critically injured seems like it isnt going that way. If she lives and stays with toph shell just continue to suffer

I doubt its connected to the internet, which Toph implied while on instagram live instead lf staying on the fucking phone with 911. Rather, I think it was the weird rando who pulled up and said "hey" in the parking lot at like 2am. Someone finally figured that their car was an easy mark, with mentally unwell and sick elderly people inside.

 

[Raxxinator]

Provided she even cares, how is she going to come to terms with the fact that her laziness and unwillingness to get a job has resulted in her brother, and almost mother's death? Technically speaking, this is her fault. Even if some miracle happens, and she does try to turn her life around, and find work, and find housing, she'll still have to remember her brother's blood splattered on that airbag, that came at least in some part from her inaction.

Just in general, if this was to be a really morbid wake up call and she's able to climb out of it, she's reached that point where many people know about her, and with how humanity is, will actively attempt to obstruct every attempt she makes as well as point and laugh at her attempts because she's already done morally reprehensible things which in turn justifies people's relentless hatred towards her. If she was to mature and grow in character she'll have to remember every single day all the horrible things she said and did. All of her ranting and raving of her worst self is immortalized on the internet forever anyways, not like she could truly move past it. I feel like for lolcows in terms of publicity and recognition it really does get to a point where it would be better to just die.

But lets be real, there will be no wake up call. There will be no ego death and rebirth. In a family so utterly strangled by mental illness, Tophia was doomed from the start. She never had a chance.

I’d say this is a situation where everyone is partially at fault. Brotherchu was a grown ass adult navigating homelessness with his unemployed older sister & geriatric mother, whom he allowed to sponge off the meager paychecks he got from working at convenience stores or doing DoorDash. When in reality, while they were still in the motel, Donald could’ve easily used his leverage of owning & being able to drive the only car available to them by threatening to go off on his own, in order to push Tophia into at least taking up like two part time shifts a week at the local Circle K to supplement her Tiktok income: that way, he could’ve kept buying his drones & shitty cars & Tophia could’ve kept buying overpriced makeup & ice makers while the motel rent was still being paid.* ((With how adamant Tophia is against using the (free!!!) public transit available to her, the fear of losing access to Brotherchu’s car & paycheck might’ve helped them come to a compromise that would’ve kept them in the motel.))

Mamachu was ultimately a completely useless drain of energy & resources in this family dynamic. Her lifelong coddling of Tophia is truly the catalyst that lead to this situation.*

And Tophia. Tophia deserves most of the blame. Her learning disability & poor upbringing aside, she’s a 30 year old adult woman that has been allowing her delusional dream of social media fame rule her every decision since 2016, and now it’s ruined her family. The eviction from apartmentchu, living in a motel for a year, being evicted again & outed as having lived in filth then forced to live in non working cars during the winter, throughout every arc, no matter how low shit got, she was still live-streaming, still crashing out & refusing to get a real job, still spending her meager income on tiktok shop & fast food & Comic-Con in some childish attempt to defy her “haters.” Mamachu lost her hearing aides, they got robbed of their Xboxes. For fuck’s sake, Donald Jr was being chased by drones & called out in the streets for being “Tophia’s brother” because of what an ass she was being on social media. Nothing was bad or hard enough to make this woman even consider finding a better source of income.

* Which leads me to believe that the short moments of Tofupa rage we’ve managed to catch on lives don’t even scratch the surface of the tard rages she probably throws to bully her family into submission. Look at the crybaby tantrum she had when she overheard Papachu muttering to Marie that Tophia was just “sitting on her ass all day” and how quick he was to disengage once Tophia started howling at him. Mamachu probably gave into her tantrums while Tophia was still young, and Brotherchu, being the younger sibling & significantly smaller than her, probably found it easier to just let her leech off of his paycheck.

I’m starting to think Tophia really is Papachu’s daughter, after all.