Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hamburger Detractor]

Why are homosexuals so catty towards fat women?

They're jealous of all the BBC they can get with little to no effort. Imagine being Nick (don't shoot yourself yet), all the "hard work" of eating single Doritos and lifting 2lb dumbbells he has to do to keep his body "in shape" and he still needs to fly to Jamaica to get BBC. Meanwhile any blonde pig can leave the house with spandex jeans and a tube top with cheeto dust in their cleavage and niggas are lining up around the block to hit it. Nick can't just troon out and gain 200lbs instantly so he needs to be a passive aggressive bitch.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

Remember guys, he's a family man and is very private and wants to focus on healing and repairing the rift his mistake made.
oh, no my mistake, he wants to fist someone on a plane and talk about it in a way that is preserved forever so that nobody will ever give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

How would he even know that

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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Just in case anyone was wondering wtf little Nicky was babbling about:

Love Cloud - Mile High Club Tours & Fast Weddings Chapel Las Vegas​

Love Cloud is a unique and luxurious business in North Las Vegas, specializing in romantic and memorable flight experiences. They offer a range of packages designed to cater to various preferences, from simple, romantic flights to more elaborate ones with amenities like charcuterie. The company ensures privacy, luxury, and an unforgettable sky-high rendezvous, making it a popular choice for couples looking for a special experience.

I had to look if this is actually a thing and saw this funny bit on the website about one of the "perks" for the Mile High Club package

• Complete Privacy: You and your partner are separated from the pilot by a secured curtain door, with the pilot equipped with a noise-canceling headset.

I'm gonna call bullshit on this, never mind the "secured curtain", is anyone believing that the pilot isn't going to be jerking it with one side of the headset off, if he wears it at all? It just brings up more questions what kind of creep pilot would take this job, or if it's some desperate schmuck who couldn't get hired anywhere else and has to put up with it. I also wonder what the Wright Brothers would say if they could see their great invention being used to allow a drug addict father of 5 to have gay sex with a puppet.

 

[Chazzed Up]

They're jealous of all the BBC they can get with little to no effort. Imagine being Nick (don't shoot yourself yet), all the "hard work" of eating single Doritos and lifting 2lb dumbbells he has to do to keep his body "in shape" and he still needs to fly to Jamaica to get BBC. Meanwhile any blonde pig can leave the house with spandex jeans and a tube top with cheeto dust in their cleavage and niggas are lining up around the block to hit it. Nick can't just troon out and gain 200lbs instantly so he needs to be a passive aggressive bitch.

Gay men want to basically be women in the sense of feeble body type, makeup, slutty clothing, but they aren't attracted to female sex characteristics so they don't like the ass or tits in the equation. Most women over a certain weight will have evident breasts and ass due to fat allocation. So 'fat' covers pretty much any kind of curvy body type which grosses gay men out. They hate women more and more the less they resemble a man.

 

[Captain Manning]

There it is. He has no idea why. I believe him. I don't think he dosed her but MEANWHILE...

I'm not so sure, honestly. He very well might have. I'm not gonna give this faggot the benefit of assuming he's not that awful. Not after everything I have seen, and that's happened. Not sure why anyone would.

It doesn't really matter though, because...

This is such horseshit. For Aaron to have given her drugs, it would mean Nick was allowing for unsupervised access to his very young daughters by a man he barely knew outside of as a sexual and drug consumption partner.

There is absolutely no way he looks good in this. No matter what happened. None. There is only varying degrees of evil. It runs the short gamut from outright child abuse, to child neglect / endangerment. Innocence is not on the table.

He's like the T-1000 in the molten steel, shifting form rapidly, trying to save itself in its death throes. No form is a workable solution for his very serious problem though.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How would he even know that

Nick's the kind of retard that does all this stuff while signed in to facebook, instagram, twitter, google, etc. He probably pays for porn sites. All these companies have an advertiser's profile of Nick that says, "porn sick gooner, exhibitionist and maybe bisexual". People are paying to show Nick this stuff in his feeds (he cannot put down his phone), and Nick having more money than sense, buys into all this shit, hook, line, and sinker.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Of all the things Nick has said about Aaron, the insinuation that Aaron might have dosed his daughter and therefore be responsible for the positive cocaine test is the most actionable of all the claims.

Once the criminal case against Aaron is over he should file for a TRO against Nick asap. Not doing so earlier has allowed Nick to spread all this bullshit publicly and undermine the case, but once that is no longer an angle he really should just go for the TRO to get rid of the faggot Skelly junkie.

 

[Napoleon III]

Neither do I and I accept your definition. What's bizarre is that Nick doesn't understand that NO ONE wants to hear about his fucking sex life. That doesn't mean we're prudes, repressed, or Evangelically oppressed by the bible.

I mean I suspect there are many who would love to hear about Nick's sex life. Of course they only want to do so in order to make fun of him.

I would join that group but I can't help but feel bad for his children.

 

[break these cuffs]

Of all the things Nick has said about Aaron, the insinuation that Aaron might have dosed his daughter and therefore be responsible for the positive cocaine test is the most actionable of all the claims.

Once the criminal case against Aaron is over he should file for a TRO against Nick asap. Not doing so earlier has allowed Nick to spread all this bullshit publicly and undermine the case, but once that is no longer an angle he really should just go for the TRO to get rid of the faggot Skelly junkie.

He should also get a reliable security system and keep a loaded firearm, put on electronic ear pro if you have enough warning, next to his bed. A scorned male lover as obsessed as Nick is dangerous.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He should also get a reliable security system and keep a loaded firearm, put on electronic ear pro if you have enough warning, next to his bed. A scorned male lover as obsessed as Nick is dangerous.

Imagine that, Nick going out via suicide by Aaron.
He would lock in the Lolcow of the Century award easy.

 

[Captain Manning]

Reminder: Nick now claims he doesn't know how his daughter tested positive for cocaine.

But he very clearly knew that she was going to test positive before she did. We know that from the CHIPS case files.


Credit: @MNPublicRecords

How does that work?


Anybody that believes the crap coming out of Nick's mouth needs to sit down and contemplate that.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Take it for what it's worth, but Aaron currently seems ebullient on his show tonight (currently happening), launching into a diatribe with this Superchat:

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I've got a pretty good bullshit detector for Aaron. Seems interesting, or I wouldn't post. I'll update in edits if he spills more (he has a habit of doing that).

Edit: Stallyn19 made a clip:

Does Aaron think he will get a job from Cumia? I'm pretty sure Cumia despise him.
The only way I can see Aaron is in the position of a "fool" who will be brutally bullied by Antony on live and do stupid stunts for his amusement.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The Wright Brothers are no doubt stirred to madness with the atrocities committed in the sanctity of the air.

This is a typical experience on one of their Cessna 414s. Who wants to bonk in a Chancellor? The center of gravity concerns me a bit. Called “On Top Aviation” because of course it is.

But wait!!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It sickens me that those kids are forced to live with this trashbox whose entire life is dedicated to exploring new forms of degeneracy and publicizing his experiences. He has zero fucking qualms about humiliating his children anew every fucking day, despite having already exposed them to so much avoidable pain and shame.

If only he’d listen to the voice in his head that tells him to kill himself.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Wright Brothers are no doubt stirred to madness with the atrocities committed in the sanctity of the air.

This is a typical experience on one of their Cessna 414s. Who wants to bonk in a Chancellor? The center of gravity concerns me a bit. Called “On Top Aviation” because of course it is.

But wait!!

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Oh my God...



For anybody that doesn't get what they're looking at here. It took off last night from Las
Vegas, flew a race track pattern, and then landed at the airport it took off from. It does this a lot. Each time for about 30 minutes.




How the fuck does Nick know about this shit? And should we thank him for the laughs, or just keep calling him a degenerate? I'm conflicted.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Wright Brothers are no doubt stirred to madness with the atrocities committed in the sanctity of the air.

This is a typical experience on one of their Cessna 414s. Who wants to bonk in a Chancellor? The center of gravity concerns me a bit. Called “On Top Aviation” because of course it is.

But wait!!

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A thousand bucks for a half hour? And I have to buy the hooker? Cheaper to rent a room.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It sickens me that those kids are forced to live with this trashbox whose entire life is dedicated to exploring new forms of degeneracy and publicizing his experiences. He has zero fucking qualms about humiliating his children anew every fucking day, despite having already exposed them to so much avoidable pain and shame.

If only he’d listen to the voice in his head that tells him to kill himself.

This is the sole reason why I'm keeping myself back from enjoying Nick crashing and burning. Otherwise, I would want him and Kayla to do everything in their power to be self-destructive. That's the whole point of laughing at people on the Internet. Having five innocent kids involved jettisons that enjoyment right out the window. I guess Aaron as well, by extension. He's got kids he SOMEWHAT seems to care about.

How the fuck does Nick know about this shit? And should we thank him for the laughs, or just keep calling him a degenerate? I'm conflicted.

Yes.

By the way, I watched this horrific video earlier today. Figured I'd share. For no reason at all. Nick, I know you've said that giving cocaine to a child is a waste of coke, but...

 

[Vibralldo]

It sickens me that those kids are forced to live with this trashbox whose entire life is dedicated to exploring new forms of degeneracy and publicizing his experiences. He has zero fucking qualms about humiliating his children anew every fucking day, despite having already exposed them to so much avoidable pain and shame.

If only he’d listen to the voice in his head that tells him to kill himself.

Nick says his parents not talking about their sex lives with him was DEEPLY traumatic because it made Nick think his parents didn't love each other (unlike Nick who talked about sex openly and almost divorced kayla because of it)

Combine this with how April told everyone that Nick and her explained everything to his kids and I guarantee every weird exhibitionist thing Nick talks about publicly like how he and Kayla fucked in public at hedonism and that he fucked april so hard she bled is nothing compared to what he tells all his kids in private constantly.

Nick's an admitted exhibitionist, so I wouldn't be surprised if he got off exposing his kids to his sex life.