Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Law]

Why can’t Jackson get a job?

Jobs are cis-hetero-white oppression.
Also he is probably incompetent.

 

[CYBER_SOY]

Wow hadn't read about bex for a few years, and having read this latest development I dont know what to say. Having a baby in a polycule and documenting yourself smoking weed and neglecting it is crazy. Not surprised the polycule has broken up, those are always experimental never seem to last. Kind of a young person's thing and these people are not young.

I wonder what the most consistent longest running polycule is, or if they all just fall apart. I imagine the closest thing is some kind of mormon polygamy situation.

 

[sarna]

Why can’t Jackson get a job? Or get clients as lawyer? Why is he even still there?

Bex shot him down in his first or second year of college. He has never known a life where he wasn't her slave, and he doesn't seem to mind it. Meanwhile, as others have observed, his evident skills and work history rate him as capable of handling a coffee boy's duties and not much more. He probably doesn't even make particularly good coffee.

 

[A.P. Hill]

I wonder what the most consistent longest running polycule is, or if they all just fall apart. I imagine the closest thing is some kind of mormon polygamy situation.

Unironically, the Colorado City Mormon compounds, and even they deal with women realizing how fucked up it is and running away constantly.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky could try journo-grifting and write a Substack about how everyone is mean to her for no reason and life isn't fair, but she's too lazy.

She tried starting a blog that she planned to monetize about being a polyamorous Jewish transgender Mom



Shockingly, she only posted twice, iirc, before quitting because lazy/she realized only Kiwi Farmers were reading her drivel.

@A.P. Hill Colorado City/Hilldale are pretty well cleared out now. A bunch of ex-FLDS people sued the Brotherhood that held all the property deeds and reclaimed a bunch of businesses/homes. In fact, they're trying to make it a tourism town nowadays. Most of the FLDS are in Mexico and rural Canada now. Sorry for the O/T; it's one of my Special Interests.

 

[Law]

I wonder what the most consistent longest running polycule is

One of my friends from high-school has been in a MFF throuple for like 12 years. They seem super stable and happy, just bought a house together a few years ago. Then again they're all employed, and there are no kids involved.
I'm all for people creating relationships that work for them and I don't think monogamous marriage works for everyone, but I think "poly" is too risky for families with young kids.
I think happy, stable "poly" people exist, you just don't hear about them and they don't call themselves "poly".

 

[The Judean People's Front]

One of my friends from high-school has been in a MFF throuple for like 12 years. They seem super stable and happy, just bought a house together a few years ago. Then again they're all employed, and there are no kids involved.
I'm all for people creating relationships that work for them and I don't think monogamous marriage works for everyone, but I think "poly" is too risky for families with young kids.
I think happy, stable "poly" people exist, you just don't hear about them and they don't call themselves "poly".

I do know a single polyamorous throuple that also seems to work (granted, I don't know them very well). But they're also all dating each other - not like how Becky has a haram of men she makes dance for her. I've never heard of that kind of scenario working out, personally, whether it's polygyny or polyandry.

 

[Wargarbl]

Why can’t Jackson get a job? Or get clients as lawyer? Why is he even still there?

He can't get a job because he's a laughably incompetent lawyer, and he's workshy.

In a perfect encapsulation of his legal skills, when his wife decided she needed to change to her current name after converting to Judaism, she asked Jackson for help. He in turn asked Twitter how to do a name change in California. It's an extremely simple process that mostly entails filling out a form, filing it at the records office and waiting. This was well beyond Jackson's abilities.

Jackson prefers academia, which is why he got 3 or 4 degrees (several BS/BA and a JD, iirc) from mid to low tier unis and online programs. After finishing law school at an expensive yet low tier school (lol nice one), he didn't get a job for over a year afterwards. He was occasionally driving for Uber and doing little else. His mom got tired of watching the many degrees she paid for go to waste, so she called up Daddy's old pals at Disney and told them to let Jackson be a coffee fetcher for the legal department. He was a "legal assistant" (or something similarly demeaning for a fully degreed lawyer) at Disney for a while, then got laid off. He seemed fine with it.

By some miracle, he was eventually hired as a corporate lawyer for Fender (the guitar company). By Kiwi investigation, he spent most of every day liking & commenting on degenerate pictures on FetLife. Usually of younger, pretty women that were obviously fishing for money. He often messaged other users, and got nearly zero interaction. In fairness, he's a doughy slug of a "man" and his FetLife account was linked to his horrible sow wife, and any money the Gerbers have is not directly accessible to him (or Becky would have long ago stolen it and dropped Jackson like he was radioactive). Who would want to interact with that? Fender eventually caught on to this and rightfully terminated him. He seemed fine with it.

Now he spends his days gooning on FetLife, but without leeching a paycheck.

As to why he's still there? He does whatever Becky tells him (except work), he requires zero maintenance, and he's her lottery ticket for a chance at inheriting money from the Gerber family. He's her pet slug with a chance at a payday.

 

[Bob Faget]

These people make me fucking sick, neglecting a infant to the point that they become retarded for the rest of thier lives, just so you can smoke weed and play fucking videogames all day is beyond sickening, not to mention bragging and throwing a pity party about your newly retarded baby jist so you can feel better about yourself, even more concerning is her inviting fetishists to her house to be around the poor kid. Degenerate hedonists and crazy bpd chicks shouldnt be allowed to have kids its just a disaster waiting to happen, that kids gonna end up fubar.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

why he's still there? He does whatever Becky tells him (except work), he requires zero maintenance, and he's her lottery ticket for a chance at inheriting money from the Gerber family. He's her pet slug with a chance at a payday.

Exactly. And she's never actually been in love with Jackson, because, to paraphrase the great philosopher Ferris Bueller, you can't respect (or fall in love with) someone who just constantly kisses your ass. I don't know if Becky is polyamorous so much as just deeply unsatisfied with her "first" husband. She likely WANTS really badly to feel attracted to him and feel in love with him, but it's pretty clear his only use is to kiss the ring.

She probably loves Jack like a fag loves his hag, but nothing more. I think she DID feel those exciting love feelings for Daniel though, and that's why she's so particularly assmad she didn't manage to fully entrap him with Minecraft baby. Sam is just her consolation prize from when Daniel started getting distant.

Skeets:
Spanish has umlauts now, didn't you know? Thanks, native speaker Becky!


Sinverguenza means "scoundrel" btw

Also, poor kid somehow inherited Becky's terrifying smile face

Minecraft Baby will EAT YOUR SOUL

Becky, living in a two million dollar McMansion (should be said every time she complains or begs) posts the famous Mickey poverty cartoon response to "How you guys born 1981-1996 doing?"


Cow crossover with Zinnia "cat asshole mouth" Jones

Lol GableS. Great job, archivist Becks.

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

Does Bex have a functional pussy or is she a biological man? I feel like I remember she's trans but I forget if she's the "woman saying she's a they them" trans or the "lop off your wiener and call yourself a girl" trans. I don't know what possible benefit anyone could have by being around Bex unless she has a pussy and even that's just if you're a really hard-up undateable numale leftist. She just seems really unlikeable and emotionally exhausting to put up with.

 

[fagnarok]

I don't know what possible benefit anyone could have by being around Bex unless she has a pussy and even that's just if you're a really hard-up undateable numale leftist. She just seems really unlikeable and emotionally exhausting to put up with.

Yeah, you got it.

She's a biological female with a bunch of soyed-out bottom-of-the-barrel dipshits who are so inept and undesirable that they can't stick it in anyone else (at least not for very long).

 

[Pargon]

Exactly. And she's never actually been in love with Jackson, because, to paraphrase the great philosopher Ferris Bueller, you can't respect (or fall in love with) someone who just constantly kisses your ass. I don't know if Becky is polyamorous so much as just deeply unsatisfied with her "first" husband. She likely WANTS really badly to feel attracted to him and feel in love with him, but it's pretty clear his only use is to kiss the ring.

She probably loves Jack like a fag loves his hag, but nothing more. I think she DID feel those exciting love feelings for Daniel though, and that's why she's so particularly assmad she didn't manage to fully entrap him with Minecraft baby. Sam is just her consolation prize from when Daniel started getting distant.

Skeets:
Spanish has umlauts now, didn't you know? Thanks, native speaker Becky!

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Sinverguenza means "scoundrel" btw

Also, poor kid somehow inherited Becky's terrifying smile face
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Minecraft Baby will EAT YOUR SOUL

Becky, living in a two million dollar McMansion (should be said every time she complains or begs) posts the famous Mickey poverty cartoon response to "How you guys born 1981-1996 doing?"
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Cow crossover with Zinnia "cat asshole mouth" Jones
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Lol GableS. Great job, archivist Becks.

If I had a child who of their own free will sat through and enjoyed Ghostbusters (2016) and could not get beyond the 40-minute mark watching the original, I would kill them and my spouse, then burn my house down with me inside.

The original Ghostbusters, a film deemed by more than one reviewer to be as close to comedically perfect in terms of plot, performance and visuals as a human could aspire, is at the “the guys getting stuff done” montage in the film at 0:40:00. You know, the one with the incredibly famous theme song by Ray Parker Jr. dubbed over it. The one that has been referenced about a thousand times, almost entirely by media created by people who were not worthy to swallow Reitman’s load. That montage.

Because you read this much autism, here’s a list of things in the film that come after the 40-minute mark:

• “No job is too big, no fee is too big”
• Stanz gets a ghost blowjob
• “If there’s a steady paycheck involved, I’ll believe anything you say”
• “GHOSTBUSTAHS whaddya want?!”
• Egon explains the current level of psychokinetic activity in New York City to a Twinkie
• Dana Barrett’s and Louis Tully’s possessions
• “There is no Dana, only Zuul”
• “Picking up or dropping off?”
• The Ghostbusters confront Walter Peck in the mayor’s office (“it’s true, your Honor, this man has no dick”)
• Spirits are freed to wreak havoc in NYC
• Ghostbusters confront Mr. Stay-Puft and Gozer (“Okay. Go get her, Ray!”)

If I allowed my adolescent child to miss all that without at least trying to convince them to stay, they and I are irredeemable in the eyes of God.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

they and I are irredeemable in the eyes of God.

Particularly if they said the all-female one was better. I'm not a woman-hater, but that's like saying this painting was improved by the restoration artist


Also: "She sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above the covers"

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Does Bex have a functional pussy or is she a biological man?

We are all referring to her as 'she'... If you know of a 'Farms thread where the posters regularly kowtow to a tranner's preferred pronouns, please point me towards it so I can go and laugh at everyone involved.

Becky is a female-presenting, dress-wearing, birth-giving adult human Sea Hag, a trans-man in name only when calling herself as such suits her ends (although I appreciate that her ugly face and saggy body might be momentarily confusing at first glance).

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

Bex is Tradwife material. This is what you chuds are missing out on by hating women.

 

[Pargon]

Particularly if they said the all-female one was better. I'm not a woman-hater, but that's like saying this painting was improved by the restoration artist
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Also: "She sleeps above the sheets. FOUR FEET above the sheets"

The real bad part is, there’s no version of that story in which the world is a better place. Either that lunatic’s kid walked out of one of the greatest comedy films of all time because of a self-righteous leftist huff, or his moon-howler of a parent lied to brag while in the middle of a self-righteous leftist huff.

The only way things are ok is if that person never did and never will reproduce, people not reproducing when they shouldn’t has not happened once in the history of mankind

 

[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

Since this came back, I was gonna say as a huge nerd unfamiliar with drug lingo reading this was like "so this woman cooks food for the cucks?" At least that's something".

Knowing it's just "prepare drugs for consumption" was immensely disappointing. This is like what, 30s of work?

They are going bankrupt in their 1.5 million house and one income because none of these total retards can cook cuban beans or other nutritional affordable food.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Being a shitty parent isn’t illegal.

Neglecting your child to the point of deforming her skull should be.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Since this came back, I was gonna say as a huge nerd unfamiliar with drug lingo reading this was like "so this woman cooks food for the cucks?" At least that's something".

Knowing it's just "prepare drugs for consumption" was immensely disappointing. This is like what, 30s of work?

They are going bankrupt in their 1.5 million house and one income because none of these total retards can cook cuban beans or other nutritional affordable food.

If she thinks packing a bowl of weed is work, then she deserves to starve and freeze to death. What a lazy retard lmao