Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

The plane thing is extremely skeevy. What kind of people pay for something like that?
Why is Nick talking about it? He surely doesn’t have any women his life who want to have sex with him at ground level never mind THRE + 5200, does he?

 

[Vibralldo]

The plane thing is extremely skeevy. What kind of people pay for something like that?

The same person that spends 100s of thousands on bad art, shitty tattoos, and trips to public sex resorts

 

[Goatchoker]

The plane thing is extremely skeevy. What kind of people pay for something like that?
Why is Nick talking about it? He surely doesn’t have any women his life who want to have sex with him at ground level never mind THRE + 5200, does he?

How sticky is the plane?!
Horrifying,

 

[TherapyMan]

The plane thing is extremely skeevy. What kind of people pay for something like that?

People with money to burn on stupid bullshit. See: Rekieta, Nick.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I am refraining from getting MATI over this; It's really outrageous how something as prestigious as a law degree is just thrown away like a high-schoolers summer job.

If anything really shows just how much of a worthless trust fund kid he is and not the white bread ass nigga he claimed.

 

[Captain Manning]

A thousand bucks for a half hour? And I have to buy the hooker? Cheaper to rent a room.

Yeah, but then you aren't in the "mile high club." That's the point of this. You have to do it at or above 5,280 feet AGL.

The tallest building in the world right now is 2,717 feet. In Dubai. I checked.

 

[thebigdream]

Kayla needs a TRO against her own husband that forces him to STFU.

Nick is the dumbest Nigger in Minnesota. He needs to shut his fucking mouth and stay off the internet.
Get a job or find a high bridge.

Nick in public: Kayla is my loving wife and we're lovingly mending our loving marriage, not that it's any of your business
Nick in random retard chats: matter ah fact it was that broke-body bish Kayla who made me swing, do coke and neglect our children. GOD I MISS THAT APRUSSY

 

[daffodils]

There was another Melton show yesterday. Nick was in chat. He has somehow convinced himself that Aaron is on coke and inadvertently reveals that he studies Aaron's show all day -- he knows exactly when Aaron will start to sound "nasally". He also buys into the dabbleverse conspiracy theory that Aaron's girlfriend (SP/Anne) controls the show now, even though the show hasn't changed at all.




One of the last Locals members makes an appearance, but can only get Nick's attention briefly.


The political insight so cruelly denied to us over the last year.


The famous Rekieta self-awareness (last one in reaction to a sovereign citizen clip).



Arrest details.


Supertips.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Yeah, but then you aren't in the "mile high club." That's the point of this. You have to do it at or above 5,280 feet AGL.

The tallest building in the world right now is 2,717 feet. In Dubai. I checked.

I banged a Sherpa at Camp IV on Everest. Checkmate Crackets.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm gonna call bullshit on this, never mind the "secured curtain", is anyone believing that the pilot isn't going to be jerking it with one side of the headset off, if he wears it at all?

Maybe it's the Cinco Privacy Helmet.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Yeah, but then you aren't in the "mile high club." That's the point of this. You have to do it at or above 5,280 feet AGL.

The tallest building in the world right now is 2,717 feet. In Dubai. I checked.

I feel like specifically hiring a plane so you can fuck at 5280 feet and then calling yourself part of the “mile high club” is cheating. But I’m also not a degenerate so maybe it’s fine, idk.

 

[Strix454]

Does Aaron think he will get a job from Cumia? I'm pretty sure Cumia despise him.

Aaron was an extreme outer orbiter of Cumia's compound media. There was a time when Cumia was spending so foolishly and so freely that it wasn't implausible that Aaron might get a show. The bar for getting a compound media show was very very low. But it never happened.

For a very long time, Aaron was sucking up to Geno Bisconte and hanging around compound media types looking for a way in. It got to the point where Cumia actually watched one of Aaron's shows at some point. Cumia's attitude toward Aaron when he remembers who Aaron is could best be described as indifference.

But I suppose the thinking in the dabbleverse is that if Cumia starts making good money again from his new deal, maybe he will start spreading it around to his entourage again. Then maybe one of the entourage will spread some of it to Aaron.

Its unlikely but Aaron always lives in a sort of blind hope that his terrestrial radio comeback is just around the corner.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Aaron was an extreme outer orbiter of Cumia's compound media. There was a time when Cumia was spending so foolishly and so freely that it wasn't implausible that Aaron might get a show. The bar for getting a compound media show was very very low. But it never happened.

For a very long time, Aaron was sucking up to Geno Bisconte and hanging around compound media types looking for a way in. It got to the point where Cumia actually watched one of Aaron's shows at some point. Cumia's attitude toward Aaron when he remembers who Aaron is could best be described as indifference.

But I suppose the thinking in the dabbleverse is that if Cumia starts making good money again from his new deal, maybe he will start spreading it around to his entourage again. Then maybe one of the entourage will spread some of it to Aaron.

Its unlikely but Aaron always lives in a sort of blind hope that his terrestrial radio comeback is just around the corner.

Pretty sure E-Rock was the only reason Aaron did anything with Compound. There was a time Aaron would mention Eric in chat and he was even sending tips and/or superchats during the show. Anthony didn't even know Aaron's name and was only mildly interested in April until he found out she's pushing 30. Then once she left he forgot completely about ol' Steel Toe Joe and by then he was starting to sell his shit off to let Gavin fire everyone and there went Aaron's dream of working with his hero.

 

[Strix454]

The plane thing is extremely skeevy. What kind of people pay for something like that?

Its a boomer thing as much as anything I think. There was this whole fetish thing about how having really uncomfortable and awful sex on a toilet on an airplane as some sort of great sexual accomplishment. The Las Vegas service gives weirdo fetish people the ability to have the experience in an ever so slightly less awful way.
Its for exactly the same sort of porn-addicted no-class/no-taste sleazy swinger types that books vacations at Hedonism II these days. People who are more into porn LARPing than enjoyable sex.

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron keeps fag-hinting that some really good news is dropping soon for him. Given that he's also talked about the boxing thing in the same line of thought, I don't think it's just about him being able to "coach".

It's not. He clarified in the first 5 min. of the show this morning. It's yet to be clipped from what I can find. It's obviously about the RP case without spelling it out.

TLDR: He was on the phone with lawyers (who knows which ones) for four hours before his show last night and it's "insanely good news" that will be "settling old demons" and the "final thumbs up" is being worked out. "Let's just say it involves government. It involves legal items. That's all I will say."

4:11
I told you last night I said I'm having a hard time uh I'm I'm having a hard time uh focusing because I got some incredibly good news uh yesterday matter of fact I've been getting good news all week um and I I and I was sitting there I was doing that shitty thing that I hate doing [not explaining to his audience] and I was going I got some really great news and I'm having really I'm having a difficult time you know focusing on the show and I'm a little better this morning but I'm still very excited people were uh writing me this morning and you know but um I I can tell you this it is caused for insane excitement it is I mean in the in the list of things to I in moving forward in living a great life and having an awesome time and settling old demons uh this is a very big one and uh here here's what I can say to kind of stop you from speculating and everything else uh it is legally related uh it is legally related and I got some amazing news last night I'm not going to tell you anything specifically because we're still um uh it it's the the the the final thumbs up and yes uh is still being worked out but uh I got some insanely good news yesterday and uh I'm ve I'm very pumped about it uh it was basically for three four hours leading up to last night's evening show it's all I was on the phone about it's all I was thinking about reading about everything so um it was a little hard to focus during the evening show last night uh this morning it's a little easier we'll be able to move on from it nice and easy and and have a great show today but um it it does involve uh let's just say it involves government it involves legal items that's all I will say it is uh it is news I was not expecting.

6:03
It it does involve uh let's just say it involves government it involves legal items that's all I will say it is uh it is news I was not expecting and it is news that is insanely remarkably welcomed.

There was another Melton show yesterday.

That's utter bullshit projection. I obviously monitor Aaron. He seldom takes ANY breaks. He might take one for 40 seconds to take a piss if he goes into "overtime". In the last two weeks (about 18 shows) I've seen him take two breaks ONCE to let the dog out.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick's too lazy and poor to either pay a few thousand dollars or work for a couple months to get his cushy law job back.

This fucking liar. I’ve posted it many times, but here are the receipts. $1395 for unlimited online courses. MN now allows all CLE to be completed online (and on demand, so you don’t even have to wait for a livestream). And this is the most expensive and most convenient way to do it.

$1395 =/= “thousands.”

I fucking hating this guy.

 

[Vibralldo]

This fucking liar. I’ve posted it many times, but here are the receipts. $1395 for unlimited online courses. MN now allows all CLE to be completed online (and on demand, so you don’t even have to wait for a livestream). And this is the most expensive and most convenient way to do it.

$1395 =/= “thousands.”

I fucking hating this guy.

Nick is too lazy and poor to pay $1.4k and a week of his time to get his lucrative job back. Even if the Minnesota bar came to him and told him they fucked up and he's reinstated he wouldn't because he's a shameless faggot that knows his enabling family will cover his lifestyle of huffing gas and complaining about Aaron's penis on Melton's stream all day.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He has somehow convinced himself that Aaron is on coke and inadvertently reveals that he studies Aaron's show all day -- he knows exactly when Aaron will start to sound "nasally". He also buys into the dabbleverse conspiracy theory that Aaron's girlfriend (SP/Anne) controls the show now

Nick is such a mentally deranged Stalker, this gay lover feud can only end with a shootout in front of a courthouse.

That's utter bullshit projection. I obviously monitor Aaron. He seldom takes ANY breaks. He might take one for 40 seconds to take a piss if he goes into "overtime". In the last two weeks (about 18 shows) I've seen him take two breaks ONCE to let the dog out.

I would laugh my ass off if this entire Rekieta meltdown timeline ended with him being humbled and humiliated in civil court by Aaron for defamatory statements.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's not. He clarified in the first 5 min. of the show this morning. It's yet to be clipped from what I can find. It's obviously about the RP case without spelling it out.

Stallyn clipped it, from the Aaron thread:

Two recent Toe clips:

9 minutes long and Stallyn19 did yeoman's work to cut it down this short. Aaron's news is just so good, and he could talk about it, but he almost didn't do a show because it's such good news. Specifically, the last two hours before last night's Evening Show were just ecstatic. (Maybe SP and Aaron are tying the knot? But for some reason the happiness can't cross with the show? ) It was from an email and phone conversation with news that he had been dying to get for months. "Holy shit!" He doesn't want to fuck anything up or ruin it. He can't fumble it on the 1 yard line- amazing for his life, an amazing victory against people who put on a full court press, and they failed. It's vindicating. "All that for a drop of blood." Can't wait to see how they spin it.

Aaron later talks about Cumia and how someone in the biz texted him about it- so I don't think it's the radio. It's gotta be his RP court case.

If it is about the RP and it happens as Aaron says, there will be maulding from Spicer for days.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If it is about the RP and it happens as Aaron says, there will be maulding from Spicer for days.

You already know that Nick will spin this.

"Once again it shows the court system is biased against victims of sex crimes. Rape victims have to face the perpetrators in open court, traumatizing them further. I have saved my wife from the same fate by making a deal with the state to let Aaron Imholte, Revenge Pornographer, walk away with just a misdemeanor! #IWILLBEUS"