Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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So, just another average day on the Farms.
Or internet in general, not even safest of hug boxes are safe from Goddess Nemesis
> be cheesy
> be beavy
> only run across Alex in a random thread and notice he has pink triangle
> click on account to see why he has pink triangle
> Alex seems to have taken it semi well in the moment, saying he learned his lesson
> comment that he seems to have taken the pink triangle well
> it’s two weeks later
> notice a bump to the hall of shame thread
> check the bump out
> it’s alex
> join in on the fun shit talk
> end up on original kill list
> have a couple of videos mention me by name


Do better faggots :story:
Baby Beavy, I bailed you out with my AI money vault after Alex hid all his amputee art, pictures of himself and his family into his goon caves away patrolling GlowieAI regime, trying scam and brainwash people with his 6 million in damages hoax and attempt to lure in Reddit allies to defend his honor against spoiled kiwis™, go to dam
 
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More flexing of redesigning of Alex’s OCs on a spare notebook.
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#ReArmTheNekos : Redraw every OC nothing will be spared.

I legit would love to see every last amputee with working arms and legs with actual character designs and continue to flex over Felix who has a talents of 8 year old with brain damage, shit actual double amputees draw better than Alex
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Even fucking disabled people flex on you.
What is your excuse being so shit at drawing? This dude with fully developed brain learned a skill and mastered his own style.

On other news evil Glowie Hitler fixed Alex's Crayon drawing to boot
Your art has forced my hand. I challenge you to remake the Alex Hogendorp (considered to be one of the Dutch Masters) art piece, "Cat". Many critics consider this the pinnacle of Hogendorp's avant gourd art style.
Cat 2024 Crayon on paper - Alex Hogendorp
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Hey Alex, thought I’d get your opinion on my artwork. What do you think? Did I capture your likeness appropriately?

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Good attempt young grasshopper, Alex has less facial hair, and huge mouth to devour his victims
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Picture of aforementioned demon, Casual mobile AI refuses to draw grunt and the pedophile's peanut sized penis, computer powered AI using E621 database as reference might involve wrath of jannies and scar people for life.

Focus on keywords, phrasing and sentences, young grasshopper.
 
This is now a "Share your AI art" thread now.
For now, every day has different buffet of Autism if Alex isn't blogging about his miserable existence.
I don't know about your school's cafeteria; different slop every day served with occasional happenings, those who paid attention in class instead of carving images of dicks on the wooden desk learned useful skill or two. Today is art day. Alex has yet to mention if he has pets, so no pet appreciator club.
In depth functions of a body of mentally ill has yet to be studied with or without magical shortbus.
Studying literature, namely Alex concise writing. IT class from video and audio editing to operation security lessons.
Among other things, so hop aboard and join in for a fun ride, emotional rollercoasters, horror, lunacy and autism.
 
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I am still angry about what KiwiFarms said about me and the people joining in on that. Though I stopped reading what the said about me. Why did they say so many mean things about me? why did they not respect my intellectual property?

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I have blocked several KiwiFarms related accounts on both YouTube and Twitter in addition to the spam porn bots. I don't want to hear people defend KiwiFarms or make fun of me anymore. I often wondered if I lost the ability to take criticism overtime and if it was because of my anxiety or if the internet has evolved in such a way that predation is rampant. I refuse to take advice from trolls telling me to strip naked and dance. That's just dumb. Like what the fuck. Turning me into a bigger freakshow for the whole crowd to laugh at.

I know it has worked with Emily Nicole Cassidy but this won't work with me. I remember Dan Sobel danced naked pretending to be Hamoude Ajam. To both of you. Please don't do this anymore.

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I don't even want to show my face on the internet anymore. People turning me into soyjaks and photoshopping me in weird places made me insecure about my looks.

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Do they hate me because I went "Full Libtard".


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I don't see any reason to hate Ethan Klein anymore. Sure, his content isn't as good as what it was in the past (2015 - 2017) or maybe I didn't give his new content a chance. I think the feud between him and Keemstar was dumb and I don't even like Keemstar. Boogie2988 in my opinion (although I agree with him about the stance on KiwiFarms) is still the king of bad decisions. He should've stopped listening to these trolls and maybe he would've had a better life. Who told him to get into crypto? Crypto should be illegal. It is part of the reason he got to the desperate situation to begin with. And faking cancer, that is not cool.



This is now a "Share your AI art" thread now.
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Alex has nightmares about the farlands from Minecraft.

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I keep getting nightmares about the farlands.​


As much as I am a connoisseur of the farlands and floating point precision errors in general. When it comes to dreams. Dreaming and the farlands don't mix well. Even when toying around with the farlands, the distortions make my skin crawl, sometimes I have to narrowly make my way through the crevices to avoid a jolt. The fact entities bounce on the non solid terrain, the non solid terrain edges push you when moving in a horizontal direction and the distorted objects make my skin crawl. It is well agreed upon that the farlands is nightmare fuel and I often find myself in nightmares where I am placed in these areas in person and not just when playing a game. This is one of many reasons (along with the fact the worst possible outcome could happen to us out of nowhere) that I consider the mortal realm we live in to be hell. So imagine the existential crisis if floating point precision errors are manifested in reality.

This is what the farlands look like
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Here's the definition of the Farlands (From the Minecraft Fandom Page)

The Far Lands were a terrain generation bug that appeared when the noise generators responsible for creating the shape of terrain stopped functioning properly. This resulted in a large, spongy wall of terrain appearing around 12,550,821 to 12,550,824 blocks from the origin of the Minecraft world.
 
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farlands from Minecraft.
This is an autistic obsession he's had for many years at this point, I can't remember when he first started posting about it, but I think he's been doing it for nearly 9 years at this point. Grown adult having nightmares over blocks. lol, lmao even.

Alex doing his best Frankie Macdonald impression:
Really winning over those trans folks with this one, Alex.
 
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