Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Are you sure? Because when I checked a few days ago, I swear I only saw the two trial dates set for May.

It might have absolutely nothing to do with what Aaron is claiming too. I just thought I'd mention it.

100% sure, it's been there in re-checks a time or two a week since January, so if it was gone occasionally it must have been a glitch. It also could have taken down temporarily if one of the attorneys called in to take it off the calendar because a verbal commitment to a plea deal made it moot or because the motion's subject matter was made moot by other events (such as a motion having to do with apparent failure to produce indispensable witnesses having been made moot by the interstate certificates showing efforts to resolve that problem), followed by them putting it back on the calendar for some reason.

In any case it does have one thing to do with what Aaron is claiming: rather than have to pick out a new date for his plea colloquy and wait months for that, it would be customary for them to simply take the April 10th time slot they already have and repurpose it to the plea colloquy. This would be ideal because it lands exactly a week before Nick's sentencing hearing on April 17th, so anyone observing in person (or god willing on a timely applied-for livestream) will get the welcome bonus of Nick's seethe levels cranked up to 11 with it foremost on his mind that he's bending over and taking all these onerous felony probation restrictions being read off to him mere days after his arch-nemesis got off virtually scot-free paying a fine smaller than even half of what Nick pays in supertips on any given nonce stream to get his bitching about Aaron the slightest crumb of attention.

Now that's just at a minimum, while at a maximum, if (again, big

if) investigators were holding off on any cybercrime charges until after Aaron's case concludes so as to not have two pending cases tainted by conflicting incentives in each, then they would have the full week from April 10th to April 17th for the dream scenario of their arrest warrant going live hours or minutes before his sentencing hearing when they know exactly where he will be for an easy arrest in the parking lot without incident, for Kiwi reporters' smartphones to record in all its glory. If (

) they've come to know anything about his increasingly unhinged mental state from monitoring even a small fraction of his social media activity, then pouncing at the sentencing hearing would be the smartest way to handle it just to minimize any chance of a Chris Benoit type or mini-Waco type situation at the Balldo Bunker.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wish the case had taken place in Britain so they could fine Aaron nothing more than a crooked ha'penny.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I still think kayla's nudes being 50usd is 50usd too high tbh

@Fapcop how much would you pay for Kayla nudes?

 

[Chazzed Up]

We already know what Nick's response will be, something about eating cum.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Remember Nick.

Whenever you paypig Melton $100 for your latest tantrum about your gay exboyfriend, you are literally paying DOUBLE what the US Government thinks your exposed, humiliated, cuckquean legal wife's tits are worth.

A paltry 50 USD, that's a ubereats order. That is a few squirts of gas. That is one shitty video game at a discount. The mammaries of your children's mother is a fucking Steam sale.

Tell me Nick, was it worth it?

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron is accepting a plea deal for a low level misdemeanor and $50 fine for sharing the nude photo of Kayla Rekieta on Steel Toe Morning Show.

Nice symbolic value, considering that's about what a low-class whore should cost.

 

[Potatoherder]

I still think kayla's nudes being 50usd is 50usd too high tbh

Nick should be proud, Kayla has made more money from her nudes than most only fans thots.

 

[AnOminous]

2. The prosecution never truly intended in good faith to follow through with a New York proceeding and they obtained the Minnesota certificates solely as a shot across the bow attempting to scare Geanu into unenforceable assurances of voluntary appearance and/or to scare Aaron into accepting the desired plea terms, only to be left empty-handed when both Geanu and Aaron correctly called the bluff; or

3. The prosecution perhaps genuinely intended to follow through with a New York proceeding but were so lazy and incompetent as to let a critical month go by, in which case they probably would have continued being too lazy and incompetent to complete every single step of the likely-contested process in time for the May trial date anyway.

I'm going for 2 or 3. Mainly 2, though. My opinion was this was always bullshit, and subject not only to the witnesses simply blowing it off and ignoring it, but also, actually opposing it if it turned into an in-state proceeding.

If they tamely submitted to it, they might have given useful testimony, having been cowed into submission. But if they looked at it realistically, with or without consulting legal counsel, they could easily have decided this is bullshit, don't sing it, bring it, and waited for the incoming legal proceedings, which never came in.

(At least not so far. There could always be surprises, and Aaron gloating like this is one of those moments where you wonder if he's snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I mean seriously, bitch, do not begin gloating until the ink is dry and the seal is on the papers.)

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop how much would you pay for Kayla nudes?

Oh boy…

Believe it or not, but I have thought about this quite a bit and would gladly pay 10-20$ for a titty pic. Full body nudes? Yeah I’d pay 50 bucks if it included some tasteful partial nudes as well.

Nothing hardcore though. I’m not into porn and wouldn’t want to watch her getting defiled by some skinny, closeted fag like Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Minnesota has anti-slapp now. And a civil lawsuit based on facts as we know them would probably result in an anti-slapp judgement.

Considering he started his career steering nearly $300K toward a bungling lawyer who completely lost a winnable anti-SLAPP in Texas, then lost another weird, arcane attempt to import anti-SLAPP from another state to Minnesota, that didn't have a relevant anti-SLAPP statute at the time, the only way he completes the trifecta is to file a SLAPP suit himself, and then lose to an anti-SLAPP motion with Minnesota's new, revamped, totally constitutional now really anti-SLAPP statute.

This would be such a perfect hat trick it couldn't possibly happen.

 

[Fapcop]

From Tookie's show:

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The drama of the day was some dabbleverse guy named OJ not wanting to go to Vegas if Rekieta is there. Otherwise Nick claims it's "impossible" for the kid to have gotten into his coke, claims he never lied about Hedo, and delivers some good news for all criminal defendants in Spicer:
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Lol!

It’s gotta be a real drag for a narc gaslighter like Nick that we have all the receipts.

I find it pretty funny that even when Nick buys his way into some attention with throwing superchats around, people still remind him that he’s a piece of shit.

And his only reply is… “Hehe, I really am!”

I don’t really understand why he keeps crawling back to some rando community. This shit will follow him around like flies on shit. The days of being celebrated and buying the funny guy in someone’s chat are over and done with.

People will never stop reminding Nick that he’s a scumbag. At this point, why not just spin up some fake anon profiles, if his personal life is so shit that he can’t go without socializing online?

 

[AnOminous]

People will never stop reminding Nick that he’s a scumbag. At this point, why not just spin up some fake anon profiles, if his personal life is so shit that he can’t go without socializing online?

Nick is reduced to hanging around in the superchats of fat, greasy pedophiles like Patrick Melton and going to the events, like LiterallyWhoMania, of fat greasy pedophiles like Patrick Melton, paying for the privilege, while even the fans and other "stars" of the "Dabblesphere" are threatening to refuse to appear there if Nick is there.

The fans of a fat, greasy pedophile like Patrick Melton are disgusted by Nicholas Robert Rekieta, the Biggest Cuck in the Universe, a "man" who spends hundreds of dollars in a single night just to paypig that very same fat, greasy pedophile.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Considering he started his career steering nearly $300K toward a bungling lawyer who completely lost a winnable anti-SLAPP in Texas, then lost another weird, arcane attempt to import anti-SLAPP from another state to Minnesota, that didn't have a relevant anti-SLAPP statute at the time, the only way he completes the trifecta is to file a SLAPP suit himself, and then lose to an anti-SLAPP motion with Minnesota's new, revamped, totally constitutional now really anti-SLAPP statute.

This would be such a perfect hat trick it couldn't possibly happen.

I'd also settle for Aaron getting an Alford plea to up the civil suit degree of difficulty. Also, because Nick didn't get it. Nick would punch himself in the head for weeks if Aaron gets to deny he committed revenge porn in the civil suit.

He needs to resend the image to Geno with "I need $50 for this."

 

[Strix454]

In the aftermath of all this, I tend to think all of Nick's crying about emotional issues and not streaming was some sort of play to show harm in the criminal case. He probably had some wacky scheme to show how Kayla's nudes getting out had just ruined his million-dollar streaming career.
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And if Nick wants to keep his place in the Dabbleverse in Melton's wack pack in the aftermath of Aaron's case, he is either going to have to deliver some new stories or increase his contributions. I don't think Aaron's alogs are going to happy about this Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

In the aftermath of all this, I tend to think all of Nick's crying about emotional issues and not streaming was some sort of play to show harm in the criminal case. He probably had some wacky scheme to show how Kayla's nudes getting out had just ruined his million-dollar streaming career.

Even though he posted nudes of Kayla himself in the Hedonism cuck series of Locals posts.

 

[Captain Manning]

Seriously though, in addition to shutting the fuck up, and generally not fucking this up, Aaron might want to enhance his security and safety precautions now.

I don't think Nick is in the best headspace these days. It's been L after L for him since the arrest (and before the arrest wasn't much better).

After MONTHS of talking gargantuan amounts of shit about Aaron NON-STOP, and how the prosecution has Aaron dead to rights, I would be concerned Nick might try to drive the Shelby through Aaron's living room in a fit of rage. I think trying to destroy Aaron is a significant part of his life now.

Considering he started his career steering nearly $300K toward a bungling lawyer who completely lost a winnable anti-SLAPP in Texas, then lost another weird, arcane attempt to import anti-SLAPP from another state to Minnesota, that didn't have a relevant anti-SLAPP statute at the time, the only way he completes the trifecta is to file a SLAPP suit himself, and then lose to an anti-SLAPP motion with Minnesota's new, revamped, totally constitutional now really anti-SLAPP statute.

This would be such a perfect hat trick it couldn't possibly happen.

As near as anybody can tell, the image never went beyond some retard Italian and his airhead girlfriend (now wife). Both of whom claim they deleted the images.

Where's the damages?

He actually inflicted more damage on himself by filing a police report in the first place. The one where he admits Kayla shared such images, and they were all in a gross polycule.

In the aftermath of all this, I tend to think all of Nick's crying about emotional issues and not streaming was some sort of play to show harm in the criminal case. He probably had some wacky scheme to show how Kayla's nudes getting out had just ruined his million-dollar streaming career.

Possibly. But we all know @MNPublicRecords did that.

 

[BathTubShine]

Nice to hear that limpdicked junkie lost the RP case!(another WIN for the Toe)
Clearly his idea from the get go to go after his mancrush for daring to leave him and the child neglecting drug den.

Cuck Pope just keeps on losing to the man who's cum and dick he is obsessed with.
Scorned gay men are almost weirder(and funnier) than scorned BPD-bitches.
KarenFarms eating good in the Year of the Kiwi(2025) and all cuck pope can do is superchat some literal-WHO pedos from dabblefagverse.
Congrats also to the benzoghoul Kayla, your single nude picture is literally worth one doordash order for family of 3-4.

Cheers deadbeat parents and grandparents of Rekieta Clan!

 

[Spergichu]

Look at that face. Even Shwasted in Shiloh Grant knows he's worth more than one nude of a coke whore with a "completley destroyed body"- Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Aaron is accepting a plea deal for a low level misdemeanor and $50 fine for sharing the nude photo of Kayla Rekieta on Steel Toe Morning Show.

The $50 fine was because they had to see Kayla's nudes and it was the worst part of the ordeal for the court.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Aaron's powers of getting out of a dumb decisions continue to amaze me. I could win the lottery, quit my job and dedicate two years to training to be the best boxer I could be. Get the greatest dietician/trainer on the planet, become massive and dangerous before boxing Aaron Imholte. I could look so terrifying that he pissed his pants in the ring and while everyone was pointing and laughing at him I would slip on his piss and fall face first into his fist, getting knocked unconscious immediately. Somehow, the ref and fight judges would insist that Aaron won and him pissing his pants wouldn't bother him anymore.

He belongs on a League of Super Retards or something.