Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[GratsTheat783]

It is well agreed upon that the farlands is nightmare fuel and I often find myself in nightmares where I am placed in these areas in person and not just when playing a game

That's a bit strange but I sort of get it. To each their own I gue-

This is one of many reasons that I consider the mortal realm we live in to be hell.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Minecraft + Roblox and their consequences have been a disaster for the internet.

 

[PaperRoads]

Minecraft + Roblox and their consequences have been a disaster for the internet.

Don't forget Sonic The Hedgehog.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So imagine the existential crisis if floating point precision errors are manifested in reality.

I agree Alex. I also often lay awake at night imagining the crisis of floating point precision errors in a Minecraft manifesting themselves in reality. It's one of my biggest fears next to being turned into a robot by Dr. Robotnik or having Super Mario jump on my head.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Alex filming the work of an artist 10 times more talented than he'll ever be.

Spoiler: Sidewalk Vandalism (NSFW)

Sidewalk Vandalism​

 

[PaperRoads]

Side Note: I never knew you could see the amount of messages you made in a thread if you hover over your icon...

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Didn't Fatrick Tomlinson try/threaten to sue everyone who had posted in his thread at one point?

Just the OP, I believe. And some ONA funsters.

 

[bear hammer]

It's funny how Alex is still obsessing over the farms, claiming he doesn’t read what they say while simultaneously ranting about it almost everyday. I wonder what he thinks he’s accomplishing by putting all this out there. He's literally giving the people he doesn't like more ammo to make fun of him by saying the soyjak edits and photoshops get to him. At this point, he's just feeding the fire and making himself an even bigger target for literally no reason.

 

[PaperRoads]

I really wish there was enough space for me to put the phrase "The Real Lolcow is the friends we made along the way" as my title.

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"The Real Lolcow is the friends we made along the way" really hurts me a lot. I want them to be in an eternal conflict with eachother so bad. #fuckkiwifarms

I wish everyone who joined in on this a horrible painful death.

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Ear Sperging.

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All these times I punch the shit out of my ear to stop it from fluttering. But I also wonder why my right ear is more sensitive than my left.

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Alex plans to file a lawsuit against KiwiFarms for the millionth time.

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I will be filing a lawsuit against KiwiFarms for allowing people to infringe my copyright and feeding my works into AI. If they want to be spared from this. They must implement an Anti-AI policy. If Soyjak.party or other websites have AI generations of myself or my works. They will also be subject to a lawsuit.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Alex has made a new video. The audio is coming through mostly one ear.

Spoiler: Local Archive

tl;dw
He complains about AI. Almost the entire video is complaining about AI.
He spent the entirety of the 2010s complaining about the 2010s, now he's spending the 2020s complaining about the 2020s. Nigga can not have fun.
There's also a mention of Ruben Sim's discord bot for some reason.
He finally admits that he has used AI before, care to tell us what you used AI for, Alex.
Does a tard voice at 3:01.
He doesn't like the Minecraft Movie because Steve is fat. Look in the mirror, Alex.
Like Taylor Swift because she hates trump. lol, lmao even.
Lots of music sperging that I do not care to write.
Mentions his manifesto "The Pandora's Box".

He made another video on the same channel 2 days ago, just from the title it seems like it's all of the same shit.

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Arrival]

I will be filing a lawsuit against KiwiFarms for allowing people to infringe my copyright and feeding my works into AI.

I'd love to see what him (or his lawyers, if he can even afford one) say. Does he even have a patent on his characters? I doubt he paid the registration fee for it, so he's most likely spewing baseless claims yet again.

 

[bear hammer]

I will be filing a lawsuit against KiwiFarms for allowing people to infringe my copyright and feeding my works into AI. If they want to be spared from this. They must implement an Anti-AI policy.

I am very excited for the TTOTGDI post to come if he actually follows up with this, it's going to be glorious.

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex is actually praising Ruben Sim right now.

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Ok, I admit. Ruben Sim mass banning condo players was such a commendable feat. I admire his efforts despite the use of an AI chat bot to code it. He could've learned to code but honestly, nobody else was thinking of an amazing concept so it's much better than nothing.

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I decided to continue my support for Ruben Sim despite his ties with KiwiFarms and his pro AI stance. I realized it's possible to use Generative AI as a power for good and Ruben Sim has proven it. Godspeed to him.

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Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:03 now one of the things that made me admire Ruben Sim in the past was the fact that he like a lot of other Roblox players are tired of these condo games appearing on Roblox all the time you know the efforts to get rid of predators from Roblox is such is something that I just can't help but admire honestly honestly I can't help but admire this considering the fact that child exploitation has served as a serious problem on Roblox and the Roblox admins just want to do nothing about it putting a bunch of Children at

00:00:49 Risk basically now I disagree with Ruben Sim stance on AI art and stuff like that I just really don't like AI I never like the idea of generative AI images being shoved in my face and not being able to different differentiate from what is real and what is synthetic you know and I get it rubinson doesn't know how to code but honestly using chat GPT to actually code something for the purpose of for the good of humanity is actually much better than having no script to keep the Predators out of Roblox

00:01:40 so honestly okay like I know how I know how seriously critical I am a generative AI I hate when people steal my stuff put me in Ai and a bunch of other stuff like that I was wondering with a bunch of people willing to exploit AI for greed I was wondering like is there sorry I have to beat up my ear for fluttering again but you know why not use AI for for the purpose of doing good you know you know like for intention for Good Intentions like Ruben Sim did with chat GPT he actually used it for Good

00:02:35 Intentions like keeping Predators off of Roblox like honestly I'm willing to admit that was a very commendable Fe honestly it it it is commendable I I admire his efforts even if he didn't take the time to learn the code it's still much better than not having a script to keep predator out honestly I mean it may seem like an authoritarian practice but honestly I'm just sick and tired of these Predators on Roblox and sometimes I see see these players on Roblox and sometimes they say go with these naked avatars and they say

00:03:17 my clothes didn't load and having really disgusting avatars like yeah no so yeah I do admire Ruben Sim's efforts on that honestly I do admire his efforts for that all right as much as I disagree with his stance on gener of AI honestly using his powers for good is something that okay must be appreciated all right Reuben Sim despite his stance on AI deserves much more appreciation for this honestly this is what I that this is this is is what I seriously needed on Roblox is a way to keep Predators

00:04:06 out a way to keep Predators out of the game right I never like these condo games they disgust me you know but yeah but I can't help but admire Ruben SIM for these efforts despite his stance on gener I can't help but admire this honestly keeping Roblox safe is a top priority of many administrations but they don't care so Ruben Sim had to do it himself and it's sucks that Roblox was doing nothing about it so using a using AI powers for good instead of like destroying the market destroying anything else I mean for the sake of

00:05:03 greed using AI powers for good I think is actually something you know what all right you know what I'm you know what I'm going to put this in my Manifesto the the Pandora's Box is there any ways that AI has ever been used for good and Ruben Sims efforts will be mentioned on his powers for good so yeah

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Wait, Kiwi Farms users are allowed to have threads? Does that mean @Android raptor and @WolfeTone can get threads?

Yes, assuming the OP is decent enough and you get permission. Good Halals are pretty rare, though.

I am very excited for the TTOTGDI post to come if he actually follows up with this, it's going to be glorious.

Not likely to happen, but I've been wrong before.

Grass-fed, locally-sourced lolcows are of a superior quality

This thread is taking me back to the LagoonaBlue days.

 

[Vott]

Alex plans to file a lawsuit against KiwiFarms for the millionth time.

Getting the attention of Soyjak wouldn't be in Alex's best interests if he knew what he'd be in for.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Getting the attention of Soyjak wouldn't be in Alex's best interests if he knew what he'd be in for.

They have less restrictions than this site, his sworn enemy, ain't no way Alex is handling those guys.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Alex is actually praising Ruben Sim right now.

I realized it's possible to use Generative AI as a power for good

Does this nigger ever have an opinion for more then a month? I've never seen someone who is this invested in politics flip-flop between stances so frequently.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Heading deeper into the Chords of Brazil IV abyss, you really start to see the inner workings of a madman.

Apr 29, 2016​

Spoiler: Madness

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Alex is actually praising Ruben Sim right now.

He has an account. @Ruben Sim (even though you probably don’t care)

 

[PaperRoads]

He explains why he continues to support Ruben Sim in this video.

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=B5AcZ-K_9_Q

Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:01 all right um so my stance on generative AI is almost universally negative but um honestly um I've come to realize that actually with with a very powerful device such as generative AI despite how much I loathe generated AI generated honestly if you have this much power and you use it for good honestly um that is much more admirable than not having it exist in the first place to be honest again I remember Ruben s mentioning I don't know how to code but my friend chat GPT does what I should have responded in my one of my previous

00:00:53 videos is you know what Reuben since you're using your powers for good you know what get rid of these Predators from Roblox yeah get rid of these Predators man like honestly one of my biggest complaints despite me being quite a degenerate myself is the fact that predators are common on Roblox when they cuz first of all all this predatory does not even belong on Roblox condo games they don't belong on Roblox they never did so yeah all these groomers deserve to be banned from such games okay now even admittedly the degenerate

00:01:45 things I did all right I don't agree with rumors on Roblox I never did cuz fetishes don't belong on Roblox they never belong there all right for a game advertised to children and basically everyone there's some people that just don't belong on Roblox and those are predators that's why and the outcry from the Predators is just something that cannot be defended you know so yeah that's why I continued funding Ruben Sim honestly I will continue to fund this guy despite his connections with the worst president of

00:02:30 the United States Donald Trump despite his connections with kiwi Farms despite his progenerative AI stance and him being an AI artist I will continue to fund this guy honestly I reconed my patreon subscription to him because honestly he did manage to find a way to prove to me that generative AI despite how bad it is is not bad and you just have to and do like seriously You' got to admire Ruben Sim's efforts to keep Predators out of Roblox I mean he found as much better for him to actually give out the

00:03:19 code than you know if learning to code can take years it can take years to make up a a code like this and he managed to find a way to do it without ever having to learn all this stuff but yeah is there any other good things that Chad GPT another gener of AI can do well if Chad GPT was always right that would mean that it could it could be used as a resource to actually help you learn a different language help you learn to code and other stuff actually guide you to to learn to code actually let you learn about history I know

00:04:02 history is written by the Victor but again Chad GPT can be pretty useful and it can be used as a power for good same with Gro and Google Gemini with Gro being the pro Trump chat GPT and the and the Google Gemini being the anti-white chat GPT honestly yeah so yeah and understandingly with Ruben Sim he doesn't really have much time for things anyways so it's much better to get an anti Predator script than to not have one whatsoever you know so yeah made me realize how admirable Rin Sim actually really is despite his proi

00:05:01 stance and other connections honestly that's why I can decide to continue finding him I will continue funding him for the time being because really Predators need to get off of Roblox they don't belong on Roblox whatsoever and to Ruben Sim with all these scripts and stuff like that I say Bring it on I salute you bring it on

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What caught my attention is that he admits he's a degenerate, but he can't see that he shares a lot of similarities with those predators on Roblox.

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He has an account. @Ruben Sim (even though you probably don’t care)

I mentioned him a while ago, but he didn't respond, so I'm assuming he has more things to do than worry about what Alex thinks of him.