DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Wow what a shocker the only person in a good while that genuinely wanted to see Piggy do better gets the ol' John Rambo treatment cause he stated the facts of 1. here's a photo of Mrs. Ed when she first showed up on stream looking like a frightened hostage shirking away any affection looking no terribly heavy but you could tell cause she has a giant head and them midwest gals are a "hearty" breed and 2. here's a photo of her from last year when she showed up after several years away looking a good sixty pounds heavier with a Roseanne haircut and three pounds of makeup on you see Mic...Phil the numbers on the scale don't lie and they say HOLYFUCKGETTHEFUCKOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!!!!!!1111!! when your mo-wife steps on.
 
You can't chargeback superchats as far as I know.
I'm not even sure if he takes direct tips anymore? I have no idea.
Fun fact, if a streamer suppresses your Super Chat, you can ask Google for a refund.
And as somebody else said, you can just claim fraud on anything. Whether your account on Google itself gets banned for doing that is a different story. Now, I don't know if Phil is affected by either.
 
So we went from "is just razzing guys" to "an ultimatum" probably his fat bitch of a while complained and got angry at dsp and that may be why he was so serious and non-begging. Which is funny when you realize Dsp has made fun of Fat Khet indirectly like saying she wouldnt fit in the thing he calls office. You guys think he will sever ties or keep taking it like a bitch in order to make KC money?
 
Phil you are getting dangerously close to being the literal dweeb who gets sand kicked in his face by a 90-pound lesbian with an undercut before she slaps your butter depository of a wife on the ass and invites her to a romantic dinner without you

You cashed in your man card, you surrendered your human loisense, could you please stand up for yourself in the name of all frontal-lobe-havers at least for gods sake
 
Not that it should need explaining, but DSP's "experiment" is such a fucking lame excuse. He even says it just kinda happened; okay Phil, so it's not an experiment, it's something that happened and you're trying to say it was calculated while also saying it just kinda happened. So what it is Phil, at best, is a hypothesis; you saw something happen, dare I say organically, and now think it's something set in stone. You're drawing a conclusion instead of asking a question, and believe it or not, but I do think you get money because you beg, but a one time first-try, is not fucking proof of anything. Not to get all spergy about the scientific method or anything, but come on Phil, we know how you behave, this wasn't a spur of the moment thing that just kinda happened; something's going on, and you won't say what, until something breaks and it comes out with or without you.

Also, not gonna say PPP fucking made you, but stronger man than thou has attempted to stand up to the fatty and failed; you do not have the brain power, charisma, or gift of gab to big dick him. He's an autistic, fat, Scott Steiner, and you're some fucking jobber no one's heard of or cares about.

You guys think he will sever ties or keep taking it like a bitch in order to make KC money?
Regardless of how much he tries the "I've changed for the better," I still say money is Phil's prime directive and motivation. Without money he loses his house, which has gone down in value, but was definitely something he loved lording over detractors. Same with having a full-time live in Soul-Maid; as much as we don't see of Kat and all we know is she's a porker, he still tries to have "I'm married, STOOPID" as another one-up over detractors. As long as he can hide that Kat's dead and in the freezer or whatever, he can still say he's happily married and gets laid by his wife. Without money he loses his house. I don't think he'll violate his prime directive.
 
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Phil you are getting dangerously close to being the literal dweeb who gets sand kicked in his face by a 90-pound lesbian with an undercut before she slaps your butter depository of a wife on the ass and invites her to a romantic dinner without you

You cashed in your man card, you surrendered your human loisense, could you please stand up for yourself in the name of all frontal-lobe-havers at least for gods sake
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I can't say I blame DSP for putting his foot down over the wife stuff. It's just the right thing to do for one, for two he lives with her and his life will be shittier if he goes on with a big fat Canadian that constantly screams about how his wife is fat. Casino money is one thing but fucking up his marriage is another.

On the one hand, that's pretty fucking rich coming from PPP. On the other hand, lol
That's just Fat's Law at work.
"The fatter two people are online, the faster they will resort to calling each other fat."
 
I can't say I blame DSP for putting his foot down over the wife stuff. It's just the right thing to do for one, for two he lives with her and his life will be shittier if he goes on with a big fat Canadian that constantly screams about how his wife is fat. Casino money is one thing but fucking up his marriage is another.
Just going by the order of how things went, I think Phil's brain turns off more than usual when he's on the spot. You notice how passive he is when he's with PPP, when it's live, he won't rock the boat; you get him in some other scenario, and he's gonna huff and puff and put his foot down. Dollars to donuts, you get him on a livestream with PPP and he'll become more docile/submissive. Also willing to bet he never even considered standing up for his wife until he saw other people talking about it. If history has shown us anything, one of Phil's biggest problems is how vaccuous his brain is when it comes to other people; whether it's friends, non-friends, or his wife. He'll get mad at the trolls saying Kat's fat because the trolls are an ephemeral faceless entity that he can bludgeon; but PPP, he can't stand up to him on the spot, whether it's because Ashton has that much more presence than Phil or because Phil really doesn't get the shit he's allowing. He'll retcon the fuck out of it, but no way in hell would he have even said anything if others didn't bring it up first.
 
God, what a baby tantrum. It's not "You're a fat piece of shit yourself!" It's "boohoo! I'm gonna take my toys and go home!"
Phil being a cuck for money confirmed. He really doesn't want to burn the bridge so that Darksydepimp runs back to his true love.

Case in fucking point: Phil's response when asked about Ashton's response on X:
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Keep in mind he banned one of his top whales a couple of days ago. If he gets rid of PPP its probably going to have a dramatic impact on his income.
I'll be honest, I've heard that song and dance about DSP for years and years. Not holding my breath for any change in his behavior at all.
 
Phil being a cuck for money confirmed. He really doesn't want to burn the bridge so that Darksydepimp runs back to his true love.
He deleted a comment about PPP so he has obviously seen the tweet.

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Jesus that's low. Then again he's making fucking baby lego sets and taking months to do it.

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Then again he's making fucking baby lego sets and taking months to do it.
This is the third stream of it right? If we're being generous and saying he gets a real 2 hours per night stream, third stream, he's going on 4-6 hours for a fucking lego set that's not one of those multi-thousand piece monstrosities. I haven't touched legos since the mid to late 1990's, but even then, I remember one of the largest sets I had was had two base panels you connected; and I managed that in a couple of hours as a literal child.
 
I honestly don't understand why Ashton even cares to be friendly to DSP anymore. He tried to help DSP change for the better, realized how stubborn DSP truly is, and now knows there's no point in interacting with him anymore. He should tell him and his fat bitch to fuck off. He even said he only does Smark Guys because he wanted someone to talk to about wrestling and it's more of a self-indulgence thing for him. No way he'll let a lolcow like DSP try to give him an ultimatum and make him act a certain way.
 
This is the third stream of it right? If we're being generous and saying he gets a real 2 hours per night stream, third stream, he's going on 4-6 hours for a fucking lego set that's not one of those multi-thousand piece monstrosities. I haven't touched legos since the mid to late 1990's, but even then, I remember one of the largest sets I had was had two base panels you connected; and I managed that in a couple of hours as a literal child.
Yeah, this set should realistically only take a few hours. Most of the things are symmetrical so there's no easy way to fuck up. Even if you're showing off pieces, not organizing, talking constantly, that would only add an hour tops, even casually. Granted, I've never built this set personally, but they look braindead.

Also lmao
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Why is being normal never an option for him?
its called being autistic. he cant have a mix of all 3 paths, he has to hardcore lean into one of them. guy is truly retarded and the massive cope session this morning is the reason why he will always be a massive joke. hey guys heres 3 options, im going to make the first 2 sounds absolutely ridiculous so that i can continue asking you for money every day.
 
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