Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
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Even though Bowser one was meme'd to death, I can't think for proper use of it so I will go with these two.
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Type 10 MBT said:
What do you guys think the Chibi end game is?
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Moving to the greatest country without a fascist :Japan, then living his life like he's in a anime every single day. Japanese women will swarm over him for his sexy body and skill for speed running through video games. And he'll get his dream job working with miyamoto on the newest Nintendo Switch games.
Lol i can't fucking wait till he gets hit with a reality check of nippon one day.
 
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Basement Dwelling Dork said:
Moving to the greatest country without a fascist :Japan, then living his life like he's in a anime every single day. Japanese women will swarm over him for his sexy body and skill for speed running through video games. And he'll get his dream job working with miyamoto on the newest Nintendo Switch games.
Lol i can't fucking wait till he gets hit with a reality check of nippon one day.
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If he ever does move full to Japan I give it about a year before he breaks down. Many foreigners including the ever so wise Gaijingoomba just realize one day that they can't cut it and return to their country of origin. There's no shame in it but it is really retarded when they then go on to act like they're soothsayers that understand the glorious Nippon better than all others.
 
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Type 10 MBT said:
If he ever does move full to Japan I give it about a year before he breaks down. Many foreigners including the ever so wise Gaijingoomba just realize one day that they can't cut it and return to their country of origin. There's no shame in it but it is really retarded when they then go on to act like they're soothsayers that understand the glorious Nippon better than all others.
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Goombah left because he felt isolated. He would go back to his crappy apartment at night and goon to hentai because his "girlfriend" back home dumped him. Meanwhile all he had to do was dress a little better and hit up Gaspanic! in Roppongi and find himself a nice little Gaijin-Hunter to fuck.

I've said it before but it bears repeating. I've seen guys in Japan who looked like he did and they managed to get some decent looking J-girls for sexy fun times. But no he found somebody else online and managed to marry her. One thing I will say though. She's better looking than Googly is so Chibi has some work ahead of him.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Goombah left because he felt isolated. He would go back to his crappy apartment at night and goon to hentai because his "girlfriend" back home dumped him. Meanwhile all he had to do was dress a little better and hit up Gaspanic! in Roppongi and find himself a nice little Gaijin-Hunter to fuck.

I've said it before but it bears repeating. I've seen guys in Japan who looked like he did and they managed to get some decent looking J-girls for sexy fun times. But no he found somebody else online and managed to marry her. One thing I will say though. She's better looking than Googly is so Chibi has some work ahead of him.
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I just find Goombah annoying because of his odd superiority complex when it comes to Japan. In my opinion if he truly loved japan like he says he would have stuck it out. He couldn't cut it and decided going back home would be easier than living in the country of his dreams. Unfortunately I think Chibi would probably fall down the same trap of isolation but for different reasons.
 
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I just find Goombah annoying because of his odd superiority complex when it comes to Japan. In my opinion if he truly loved japan like he says he would have stuck it out. He couldn't cut it and decided going back home would be easier than living in the country of his dreams. Unfortunately I think Chibi would probably fall down the same trap of isolation but for different reasons.
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It's not just that he's got a superiority complex but he's also wrong on a lot of things but acts like he's right.

He lived there for maybe a year or two and spent most of that time going to work, going back home and gooning. Yet he acts like he knows the nuances of Japanese life and most weebs that listen to him don't know any better so he's able to get away with whatever he says.

That and he's just got that kind of smug face I want to punch.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
It's not just that he's got a superiority complex but he's also wrong on a lot of things but acts like he's right.

He lived there for maybe a year or two and spent most of that time going to work, going back home and gooning. Yet he acts like he knows the nuances of Japanese life and most weebs that listen to him don't know any better so he's able to get away with whatever he says.

That and he's just got that kind of smug face I want to punch.
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Chibi thankfully doesn't have that smug sense of Japanese understanding YET but it could happen. The day that I turned fully against Gaijingoober was when he made a video about one of the pauls doing bad things in Japan and he went on a rant about how he "spent years getting through honne and tatemae and if you don't know what those words mean you have no room to talk" and it was my first ever full body second hand cringe. I guess I could see Chibi trying to become a "Japan expert" but it probably wouldn't last as long as goober's whole thing.
 
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Chibi thankfully doesn't have that smug sense of Japanese understanding YET but it could happen. The day that I turned fully against Gaijingoober was when he made a video about one of the pauls doing bad things in Japan and he went on a rant about how he "spent years getting through honne and tatemae and if you don't know what those words mean you have no room to talk" and it was my first ever full body second hand cringe. I guess I could see Chibi trying to become a "Japan expert" but it probably wouldn't last as long as goober's whole thing.
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No he has no room to talk even if he knows what those terms mean. It's meaningless because he was a fucking foreigner that never actually experienced Japan. Going out to Akiba on the weekend, hitting up a ramen place and seeing fireworks doesn't make you a Japanese expert anymore than my swimming in the ocean makes me a marine biologist.

I lived there for many years, have my permanent residence there, married a Japanese woman and consider Tokyo my second home. I'm not a Japanese expert by any stretch of the imagination but I know more about Japan than either one of those two do.

Fucking weebs are a cancer.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
No he has no room to talk even if he knows what those terms mean. It's meaningless because he was a fucking foreigner that never actually experienced Japan.
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Type 10 MBT said:
Chibi thankfully doesn't have that smug sense of Japanese understanding YET but it could happen. The day that I turned fully against Gaijingoober was when he made a video about one of the pauls doing bad things in Japan and he went on a rant about how he "spent years getting through honne and tatemae and if you don't know what those words mean you have no room to talk" and it was my first ever full body second hand cringe.
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Concepts like honne and tatemae are mostly irrelevant to foreigners (or even naturalized Honkeys) like White people because while Japanese people will always treat them as perpetual foreigners, they will also forgive any social faux pas committed by gaijins. Gaijins learning about "public face" and "private face" is completely optional and actually not expected.

Native Japanese have a low minimum standard they expect from foreigners:
1. Don't be loud
2. Don't be an asshole
3. Don't be a loud asshole.
4. After you're done sightseeing etc... deport yo fuckin' ass outta Nippon. Thank you, come again.

But as recent events prove (Johnny Somali, Logan Paul, Chinese tourists etc), niggas can't even meet that bare minimum standard.
 
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Returning to the subject of Chibi sticker suggestions, there was that one photo of Googly Eyes in Japan wearing a Kimono and making a very autistic face. That one.
 
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Thank you everyone for your chibi stickers. I appreciate your contribution.

If any one wants to add your schibi stickers for me to steal, feel free. (please)
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I'd add them to the OP as a fun bonus. The Wogglebug thread has a similar issue of having a lot of great fanart, but none of it being organized
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
Concepts like honne and tatemae are mostly irrelevant to foreigners (or even naturalized Honkeys) like White people because while Japanese people will always treat them as perpetual foreigners, they will also forgive any social faux pas committed by gaijins. Gaijins learning about "public face" and "private face" is completely optional and actually not expected.
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Being a foreigner in Japan is like a superpower when you get down to it. You're not expected to understand Japanese concepts and are often times given a bit more leeway. And it doesn't hurt that when a stupid gaijin messes up it's down to them being a stupid gaijin who wasn't lucky enough to be born a true and honest Nihonjin. It actually makes the Japanese feel better in a way.
 
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