Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stiffy]

Other than his reputation. Not from the L itself but from how shamelessly he abandoned Vic the moment Vic was no longer useful to him.

Holy shit, it looks like that vile decaying whorehouse Russell Greer just visited, but in a plane. Nick is such a fucking loser cuck piece of shit. Imagine how degraded, how much of a pathetic, degenerate scumbag you'd have to be to pay for this.

Perhaps this Godless heathen degenerate's plane will tailspin, and crash into the desert while Nick is getting pegged by Kenla, er I mean Kayla the pilled out 50 buck fuck.

 

[Swole McPole]

Holy shit, it looks like that vile decaying whorehouse Russell Greer just visited, but in a plane.

I was wracking my brain to try and think what it reminded me of, and I couldn't put my finger on it -- never having spent any time in a seedy desert whorehouse where hard bitten old whores attempt to seperate men who are physically or intellectually challenged from their money. I knew it reminded me of something -- some place where they were attempting to conjure a simulacrum of luxury while spending the absolute minimum amount of money, and where the need to maximize income was always overriding the need to do basic cleaning and maintenance.

But I just couldn't think where I'd ever seen such a place before. But you nailed it. It was in those terrible 'advertorial/documentaries' where Dennis Hoff put the skanks in his whorehouses on display. Talk about miserable shitholes. And this plane has exactly the same vibe. You couldn't get me inside that even wearing a Hazmat suit. The idea that you'd take off your clothes and have sex in a place like that is just mind boggling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is in the chat of Pretty Menopausal’s stream right now: https://www.youtube.com/live/81yP675M9bs



How can he find time to work or parent when he’s got to camp out in the chats of all these shitty streams just to talk about his one true love Aaron?

 

[AnOminous]

How can he find time to work or parent when he’s got to camp out in the chats of all these shitty streams just to talk about his one true love Aaron?

Does this fag ever talk about anything other than Aaron and his penis?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Does this fag ever talk about anything other than Aaron and his penis?

To be fair, he does talk a lot about how much he misses April’s rancid pussy. You know, just out of total disregard and apathy for his children and a desire to expose them to further humiliation.

 

[not william stenchever]

Does this fag ever talk about anything other than Aaron and his penis?

The only divinity that Nick believes in is Aaron's penis.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is so platinum-ass-mad that Aaron refused to sign an NDA lmao.

Next time you have a polycule Nick, have them sign an NDA before you let the bull give your wife many orgasms you cannot provide. Just a tip.


Patrick the Pedo is seething already.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The concern trolling for Aaron’s kids, while no one spares a thought for Nick‘s older and much more online children, is a nice touch.

Nick is so platinum-ass-mad that Aaron refused to sign an NDA lmao.
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Was telling detailed stories about your sexual encounters part of this “agreement to respect privacy,” Nick?

 

[AltisticRight]

Does this fag ever talk about anything other than Aaron and his penis?

To be fair, he also talks about his non-existent skelly blanks and how Aaron totally slurpled it out of Ape's vile, Veuve vulva.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is so platinum-ass-mad that Aaron refused to sign an NDA lmao.

What fucking agreement? If he literally refused to sign a non-disclosure AGREEMENT, he didn't fucking AGREE to it you retarded fucking skelly piece of shit.

 

[Sneed Force One]

The concern trolling for Aaron’s kids, while no one spares a thought for Nick‘s older and much more online children, is a nice touch

Better a part time dad than one that allows them to consume cocaine, no?

Better to split with your wife and both of them be independently happier than drag your children through a fucked up cuckold polycule, no?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Does this fag ever talk about anything other than Aaron and his penis?

When the only thing that gives you solace is your fond memory of your boyfriend's dick you lean into it so hard that it becomes your identity as your wife and kids slowly become quiet white noise in the background. The gun in his safe softly whispering to him.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is so platinum-ass-mad that Aaron refused to sign an NDA lmao.

Next time you have a polycule Nick, have them sign an NDA before you let the bull give your wife many orgasms you cannot provide. Just a tip.
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Patrick the Pedo is seething already.
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"3 of the 4 people respected the privacy of the qover. Anyways, Aaron's penis, Aaron ate my goo, April's pussy bleeding from my dick."

 

[genericwhitemale]

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"isles big news because if he had tonspend 30 days in jail his kids wouldn't see him for 4 days"
You just know he was fucking hammered writing this shit.

 

[not william stenchever]

When the only thing that gives you solace is your fond memory of your boyfriend's dick you lean into it so hard that it becomes your identity as your wife and kids slowly become quiet white noise in the background. The gun in his safe softly whispering to him.

Even if his firearms weren't taken by the state and he became so buck broken that suicidal ideation overcame his narcissism he so fucking bad at everything that he'd miss his own head from point blank range.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Even if his firearms weren't taken by the state and he became so buck broken that suicidal ideation overcame his narcissism he so fucking bad at everything that he'd miss his own head from point blank range.

Remember that he actively resents his children as they are an obstacle to living his true life, and he view his wife as a used up husk.

 

[Captain Manning]

What fucking agreement? If he literally refused to sign a non-disclosure AGREEMENT, he didn't fucking AGREE to it you retarded fucking skelly piece of shit.

You don't get it. It was an "oral agreement."

(Insert crass joke about oral sex here. I was gonna write one, but it's too much).

Thus, it was well bargained and done, according to the laws and customs of Balldonia.

Unfortunately for Nick, given my extensive legal training, which includes watching over 300 episodes of The People's Court, I know that oral agreements often don't hold up very well as written ones.

Seriously though, it is funny as shit, and really telling, that Nick thought he needed an NDA from Aaron. There was some fucked up shit that went on in that house.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Seriously though, it is funny as shit, and really telling, that Nick thought he needed an NDA from Aaron. There was some fucked up shit that went on in that house.

Just think about the juicy stuff Aaron hasn't shared. It would probably blow Spaghetti-Os out of the water. If those walls could speak...

Honestly, the most annoying thing to me about the revenge porn arc is it shut Aaron up on some amount of details from the qover. I assume the plea deal will mean the gag order goes away, and Aaron is free to talk about whomever he so desires.

 

[Captain Manning]

Patrick the Pedo is seething already.

If Melty is having a melty over this, that probably means Aaron is telling the truth.

The Dabbleverse says Aaron always lies, but I think the prosecutor would have told Nick that they offered Aaron the deal, and Nick would have told Melton.

This is more likely than not the real deal. And it's funny. Suffa Balldoguards. Suffa Meltonites.

Also, while it's generally not a good idea to be convicted of anything ever, I'm gonna call Aaron's $50 fine a massive win. An even bigger win than them dropping the charges completely, in fact. Because now he and and others can make endless jokes about the real value of Kayla's nudes. This might have actually been the funniest possible outcome.

Honestly, the most annoying thing to me about the revenge porn arc is it shut Aaron up on some amount of details from the qover. I assume the plea deal will mean the gag order goes away, and Aaron is free to talk about whomever he so desires.

Hopefully.

I am sure you would agree though that he needs to mind his Ps and Qs until the ink is dry on the agreement though.

BTW, that Pawverbs meltdown that Nick and Kayla alledgedly had clearly went nowhere.

Also, Wil Harren can eat shit. "Nick won." Yeah, right. Rekieta goes down for felony drug possession, and Aaron gets a $50 fine. If that's a Nick W, I wonder what Herren would consider an L. The result is ridiculously lopsided.

 

[waffle]

On the Vic thing, cases get fucked up, sometimes in spite of your best efforts.

What was shocking about it was that during that Alex Stein interview it came out that Ty and his firm billed Vic to the max for it and then totally left Vic out to the wolves on the appeal and the anitSLAP costs.