DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Oh no I haven't been this distraught over a wrestling podcast duo breaking up since Don Tony and Kevin Castle.
We've truly lost the voices of a generation:
I know it doesn't happen, but it's very funny to imagine a random wrestling fan clicking on this show expecting wrestling discussion and getting 90 minutes of the younger fat host telling the 45 year old melting man host that he is concerned about his future and asking why he is calling women sluts online.
 
Now he's saying PPP is "scaredly posting on his Twitter" lmfao
lol you can say a lot of shit about PPP but he doesn't hold back and sure as fuck isn't "scaredly" posting on twitter like some sort of aging livestreamer running away from an 11 year old in VRchat after insulting them
 
I'm quoting myself like a proper asshole on January 3rd from the 2025 DSP Predictions thread. I also removed the prediction betwixt that they wouldn't watch or talk about wrestling to make myself look better. We must all be psychic to have seen this coming, Correct?
I think its only a matter of time before Ashton (I call him Triple Chin although PPP is NOT asian. That is all) throws phil under the shortbus. Everyone who interacts with phil becomes tainted. The Kino Casino's license was already pulled up for review after Vegas and the mystic in me chooses to believe it wasn't mere coincidence.. you try to reanimate the corpse of DSP by actively encouraging more SSI fellatio and spaz clapping The King moniker back into existence? Its like reading from the Necronomicon.

Phil was just never going to be able live up to the sort of reputation Casino seemed to have attached to him. Mahdern Eru Phil is just too diminished. His genuine disinterest in anyone or anything but himself and his hatebase means he has nothing to offer Ashton in the long run.. his aenemic takes and wiffle ball strength callouts don't even register. Ashton will dump him and we'll get the inevitable indignant meltdown from phil crying in his RGB Romper Room.
Ashton's Trumpesque tweets are kinda making me think this could be a fake and gay work by two sweaty jpeg man lovin' faggots though? I dunno.
 
I also removed the prediction betwixt that they wouldn't watch or talk about wrestling to make myself look better.
But they didn't talk about wrestling lol:
I know it doesn't happen, but it's very funny to imagine a random wrestling fan clicking on this show expecting wrestling discussion and getting 90 minutes of the younger fat host telling the 45 year old melting man host that he is concerned about his future and asking why he is calling women sluts online.
 
This is far more spineless than I imagined it could be. What purpose did Phil explaining that Kat had health problems serve other than as a pathetic sympathy ploy? It feels exactly like when he randomly bought up Subaruman's restraining order for hitting Kat on Sidescrollers completely unprompted.

Big brave Phil who could leave a pile of bodies in his wake if he chose path 2 hiding behind his fat wife's skirt again at the first sign of trouble.
 
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