Canada is a failed state

[Brutality]

https://x.com/CTVCalgary/status/1899907761292370213

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Calgary senior scammed by "bearded man".

And this is why I always say to normies that stereotypes are earned, not assigned

 

[greatUncleShitHeel]

I wonder what Trudeau's big plan is now that he's no longer PM. Did he think he would get a big cushy job at a EU position, like the writers of Game Of Thrones looking forward to working with Disney?

I would say shitting up Harvard with horseface, but I suspect he's flown a little too close to the sun for that. So I assume he'll shit up some university/NGO in Europe.

They couldn't get any workers to take photo op with them.


So they dressed up Liberal MPs in the background.
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You can't make this shit up...

It's the same energy as two-tier starmer and his lackeys standing around wasting more important peoples time.

 

[Shit Locker]

https://x.com/CTVCalgary/status/1899907761292370213

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Calgary senior scammed by "bearded man".'

Calgary senior scammed by "bearded man with shit in his hand"

FIFY

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Polls in Canada are so fake and gay right now.

 

[Slap47]

Polls in Canada are so fake and gay right now.

Polls everywhere rely on people answering the phone to talk to pollsters. I do not know anybody who would sit down for half an hour to do that other than Boomers.

 

[GhaeicSD]

Polls in Canada are so fake and gay right now.

Polls everywhere rely on people answering the phone to talk to pollsters. I do not know anybody who would sit down for half an hour to do that other than Boomers.

I've also noticed that poll sample sizes have been steadily decreasing lately. Last year the average was 2000<, before the Liberal leadership race it was around 1250, now I'm seeing some as low as 750. This doesn't even account for location, which is almost certainly exclusively city centres.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Polls everywhere rely on people answering the phone to talk to pollsters. I do not know anybody who would sit down for half an hour to do that other than Boomers.

People still pissed about the lost decade. Trump tariff is just a misdirection to create an illusion. Boomers on Facebook are wild though.

 

[Goofy Logic]

This almost seems like a repeat of the Paul Martin years. Carney has taken over a badly wounded Liberal party and is trying to astroturf his way back to popularity.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This almost seems like a repeat of the Paul Martin years. Carney has taken over a badly wounded Liberal party and is trying to astroturf his way back to popularity.

Except that didn’t Chretian (with Martin as his finance minister) actually balance the budget. Remaining balanced for a year or two of Harper before it wasn’t balanced.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Except that didn’t Chretian (with Martin as his finance minister) actually balance the budget. Remaining balanced for a year or two of Harper before it wasn’t balanced.

Paul Martin seemed like a decent accounting guy, it was just the Liberal party was in a death spiral when he took office and he had the charisma of a dead fish.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

Alternatively, history says we can also just appoint Japanese megaracists to run everything. I'm also willing to give this a shot. The tagline will be this, "From the nation that brought you anime and mario, comes a real blast from the past in the styling of General Tojo Hideki. If it based, nah, it's king.'"

Mighty bullet trains replacing every VIA shitbox, crime problems solved instantly, Pornhub replaced by JAVhub, Your local 7/11's will be clean, orderly and stocked like a trip 100 years into the future. $11 a night netcafes to sleep at if you want to go on the lamb or explore the country. Love Hotels... Geisha...

You may have to eat squigly things now and then but it's that or eating bugs with Liberals in charge.

Paul Martin seemed like a decent accounting guy, it was just the Liberal party was in a death spiral and he had the charisma of a dead fish.

He was a classic political nemesis to Chretien. Like Churchill said 'The opposition occupies the benches in front of you, but the enemy sits behind you'. Just anodda Laurentian trust fund brat that "put his assets into a blind trust" while refusing to disclose how much business his shipping business did with the federal government. T-minus 63 days until we hear Carney's "blind trust" song and dance. But credit to Paul Martin he wasn't on his hands and knees sucking off the US President before even taking office while the entire Canadian media apparatus praised him in lock-step for being so tough.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Yay higher beer prices when alcohol is the only thing that helps with living in this dystopian hellhole.

Also Steamwhistle is Shit beer, I don't understand the hype.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I might reside in Canada when I'm not traveling, but i wouldn't exactly say I am not exactly excited at the prospect of announcing to the world that I am Canadian. I am more embarrassed and ashamed of what has happened to a formerly great nation and proclaiming myself as a Canadian gets harder with every passing day.

It's hard to imagine a pre-Trudeau era where Canadian 20-somethings were all instructed to sew a Canadian flag on to their backpacks before traveling overseas to specifically differentiate themselves from those boorish hated American backpackers with a similar accent.

I was certainly guilty of it myself amateurishly trying to affix a dollar store leaf patch the night before departure.

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CBSA starts enforcing 25% tariff on cross-border Canadian grocery shoppers

Apparently the Canadian border guards have been instructed to pull over and search Canadians admitting they bought groceries in the US.

As I read it, this mostly affects same day travelers that don't qualify for the normal 24 & 48 hours personal exemptions.

ie. If you are abroad for >24 hours and stay within personal limits, tariffs don't apply. But same day border jumpers in frontier towns are fucked.

There's also the added chaos that the border guards are supposed to adjudicate tariffs based on country of origin, not nation of purchase.

So your sweatshop Bangladeshi t-shirt bought at Walmart is fine, but buying any groceries grown in the US of A get another 25% markup in addition to the awful currency exchange.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Yay higher beer prices when alcohol is the only thing that helps with living in this dystopian hellhole.

I mean hey, there's always weed, that's pretty Canadian too. Cheap as fuck if you're not getting absolutely lit every day, an eighth of the average OCS product can last a non-stoner for a month or more sometimes. I know weed culture is retarded but if you really need something to help chill out after work, maybe get a cheap dry herb vape and some flower. Just don't go full Cheech and Chong.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I mean hey, there's always weed, that's pretty Canadian too. Cheap as fuck if you're not getting absolutely lit every day, an eighth of the average OCS product can last a non-stoner for a month or more sometimes. I know weed culture is retarded but if you really need something to help chill out after work, maybe get a cheap dry herb vape and some flower. Just don't go full Cheech and Chong.

Weed is for Niggers, Booze is the White man's drug

 

[Sqwe-wi_Farmer]

Weed, darts and booze can be great and all. But I think now more than ever would be the time to seriously shake a bad/costly habit. This is coming from an alcoholic-chronic weed smoker.
Sounds fucking nuts but nows the time to take on some of this stress and try to funnel it to something gainful.
It's my new goal this year. Just any attempt to save money rn might be important. At least that's how I'm feeling rn.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

If Canadians vote for Mark Carney because "fuck le america we r Canadian patriots" even though he's in the party that told all Canadians to not wave their flags a couple of years ago and that Canada will be the "first post-national state", I will have to assume Canadian voters are dumber than American voters and that they are even more easily manipulated by propaganda than their neighbors south.

 

[crazedaze]

When polls don't say what I want them to: "fake and gay "
Something that you notice when you conduct these polls is how rude and poor conservatives are lul

 

[Brutality]

When polls don't say what I want them to: "fake and gay "
Something that you notice when you conduct these polls is how rude and poor conservatives are lul

I refer you to my previous post about ekos

The pollster EKOS is trying to fudge the numbers
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I wonder why that could be?
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[Betonhaus]

If Canadians vote for Mark Carney because "fuck le america we r Canadian patriots" even though he's in the party that told all Canadians to not wave their flags a couple of years ago and that Canada will be the "first post-national state", I will have to assume Canadian voters are dumber than American voters and that they are even more easily manipulated by propaganda than their neighbors south.

I haven't heard anything about elections other then the NDP will refuse to vote for them