Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Everyone, say hi to Ben Anderson who is no doubt reading through the thread right now. Ben, after you skim through Pat's thread, make sure you check out Wacky Jackie Singh's thread, she is Patrick's Intel source and wildly unreliable.
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He is so proud about having identified three of the Stalkers. Two of them, Dan Mullen and Bernard Murphy have their own podcasts and openly post under their own name. Identifying them was not too much of a challenge. I presume that the third of them is Boomia, who Patrick thinks is Robert J Prongay Jr, son of a murderer, and who happens to look exactly like actor Adam Mucci, best known for appearing in The Sopranos.

Nice detective work there, stupid.

Edit: Hi Ben!

 

[RollingRock2]

Fatrick implies that it's OK to steal the wheels off of Teslas because Tesla owners are Nazis. Then he retweets reply that steeling your cars wheels is "light vandalism." Bonus civilian childing.
The same Fatrick that staged graffiti on his motorcycle with a dry erase marker and calls the imaginary perpetrator a part of a "Terrorist stalker cult".
And obviously the gang that put 11 cars on cinderblocks overnight are part of an organized crime ring and don't give a fuck about political persuasions anyway.

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899965690263855452

 

[Red Frida]

Recent tirade from Patrick "14 words" Tomlinson in regards to Asians and the race traitors who marry them.

Patrick is unintentionally admitting Filipino women are out of his league because the women won't have the money to bail him out $80,000.
On the other hand a fine Filipina could have kept him out of trouble by threatening to leave him once she found out he was suing the internet. Maybe he would've dropped it before the costs skyrocketed.
Also what financial independence does Nikki have? She's probably just laundering Lynn Robinson's money through posts by ghost.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Fatrick implies that it's OK to steal the wheels off of Teslas because Tesla owners are Nazis. Then he retweets reply that steeling your cars wheels is "light vandalism." Bonus civilian childing.
The same Fatrick that staged graffiti on his motorcycle with a dry erase marker and calls the imaginary perpetrator a part of a "Terrorist stalker cult".
And obviously the gang that put 11 cars on cinderblocks overnight are part of an organized crime ring and don't give a fuck about political persuasions anyway.
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https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899965690263855452

Good old Patrick.
Arson is "light vandalism" and justified because nazis, meanwhile calling him a fat retard on his public social media is felonious stalkerism that is investigated by the FBI and will put dozens of children in prison for life.

His sense of justice and connection to reality is about as shaky as his pig-hovel.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

He did used to be consulted for terrible tv shows about crazy happenings as he was probably the closest thing to a sci fi expert who answered the phone when they called.

Appearances like these are the sort of things authors will do when their career is on the downturn, like a struggling actor touring comic con to get signature money, but Rick was doing this at the peak of his writing career. That’s how pathetic he is, his peak is trash TV slumming.

 

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Beanie Sanders

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

On the other hand a fine Filipina could have kept him out of trouble by threatening to leave him once she found out he was suing the internet.

He would've threatened to murder her in response. I know this because he's made similar threats to his wife before.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Beanie Sanders
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Patrick is fascinating in that where most of his libtard contemporaries are cynics playing whatever hand they think is best Pat genuinely buys into every 'current thing' story. ABC, CBS, CNN, The New Yorker, Rolling Stone, The Guardian and other outlets have all admitted the Democrats' failure to reckon with Joe Biden's serious mental decline. Saturday Night Live even did a skit about his pudding brain. But here's Patrick, still in the trenches, still whiteknuckling his Arisaka 38 and living off jungle rice. "No, armychild. The war is not over. These are your delusions again."

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick confirms that Opossums are sneaking on to his property to fart in his wife's vagina

 

[StinkySnack]

Fatrick confirms that Opossums are sneaking on to his property to fart in his wife's vagina
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Not surprising that they're all over his backyard, as opossums are notoriously attracted to the smell of rotting garbage.

They also have a strong appreciation for fine, freshly ground, cured meats. Or so I'm told...

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh fucking spiffing. Fatrick caught on to the Multiverse shit we have been periodically discussing in this thread

 

[Lord Denning]

Oh fucking spiffing. Fatrick caught on to the Multiverse shit we have been periodically discussing in this thread
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If we're in the mirror universe, I assume that means in the original universe; Patrick S. Tomlinson is a respected author with multiple best-selling books in print. He has a devoted wife, and loving daughter, and he deleted his twitter account in 2020 after realizing that social media was distracting him from his work. He runs marathons as a hobby, has never been banned from any sci-fi convention and is a devoted fan of Norm Macdonald (RIP).

 

[Meriasek]

If we're in the mirror universe, I assume that means in the original universe; Patrick S. Tomlinson is a respected author with multiple best-selling books in print. He has a devoted wife, and loving daughter, and he deleted his twitter account in 2020 after realizing that social media was distracting him from his work. He runs marathons as a hobby, has never been banned from any sci-fi convention and is a devoted fan of Norm Macdonald (RIP).

Fatrick Fat Fatlinson is a zero in every universe.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

If we're in the mirror universe, I assume that means in the original universe; Patrick S. Tomlinson is a respected author with multiple best-selling books in print. He has a devoted wife, and loving daughter, and he deleted his twitter account in 2020 after realizing that social media was distracting him from his work. He runs marathons as a hobby, has never been banned from any sci-fi convention and is a devoted fan of Norm Macdonald (RIP).

You forgot to mention his award winning invention that takes pepperoni and converts it into small black children.

 

[Red Frida]

Mirror Pat also tells his friends who admire him to not enjoy freedom with a wink.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Mirror Patrick

has multiple children and is a loving father and husband

writes thought-provoking sci-fi enjoyed by all

Is a moderate conservative who got a sizeable following around the spectrum enjoying his reasonable takes

has never threatened anyone, is unfailingly polite

is secure in his masculinity

only enjoys high quality media

cooks his own mouth-watering dishes, would never dream of consuming a cheese steak

appreciates Norm McDonald's humor

is a funny guy

respects his wife too much to boast about their sex-life on social media

realizes when he has not enough knowledge of a topic to comment and instead tries to learn

supports the rights of people he disagrees with

 

[bortherman]

Mirror Patrick

has multiple children and is a loving father and husband

writes thought-provoking sci-fi enjoyed by all

Is a moderate conservative who got a sizeable following around the spectrum enjoying his reasonable takes

has never threatened anyone, is unfailingly polite

is secure in his masculinity

only enjoys high quality media

cooks his own mouth-watering dishes, would never dream of consuming a cheese steak

appreciates Norm McDonald's humor

is a funny guy

respects his wife too much to boast about their sex-life on social media

realizes when he has not enough knowledge of a topic to comment and instead tries to learn

supports the rights of people he disagrees with

Replace
writes thought-provoking sci-fi enjoyed by all
with
Serves his country and is loved by all
And you have Jake Raven (WAG)

 

[femoralcanal]

Top o' the morning to all niggas and niggletes in the audience today.

Since this is a thread about the most comically unfunny and unreasonable angry woman ever, I decided to learn a bit more about the concept of "humor and taking offense". Luckily I found a great how-to guide on learning how not to take jokesters so seriously, so I'm posting some of the highlights. It could help Patrick a ton too!

I hope that like myself, you find it useful, funny and not at all insanely hypocritical.

https://www.patrickstomlinson.com/2013/12/29/on-taking-offense/

 

[AnOminous]

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1899965690263855452

Imagine being a loser who thinks having xitter followers means anything whatsoever. If you just post incessantly like a retard (like if I went to Twitter and posted like I do here) you'd get a bajillion followers just from bots without even trying.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

They say two things never change, war and Patrick S. Tomlinson. Patrick S. Tomlinson never changes. Except his weight. Fat.