Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Google.com]

Why the fuck are fur faggots being allowed to derail the thread talking about the taste of semen. What's new with furry drama?

Because 90% of this thread is either the same unfunny users posting the same "kill all furries" memes while the other half is totally not a furry myself but I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who is one and I think it's pretty cool

 

[One Angry Computer]

Why the fuck are fur faggots being allowed to derail the thread talking about the taste of semen. What's new with furry drama?

I am here to see, find and to mock genuinely stupid (and/or degenerate) people, simple as.

 

[Jonathan Boudalycaon]

View attachment 7056259View attachment 7056260
A furry claims to have been beaten by super-chuds with a metal bar.

Spoiler: Full Pictures

View attachment 7056266View attachment 7056267View attachment 7056268View attachment 7056270View attachment 7056271View attachment 7056272

https://x.com/Fuze_The_Wolf/status/1896096945967677884

https://x.com/Fuze_The_Wolf/status/...ttps://www.youtube.com/@CharlesVeitch/videos

http://

It's pure coomer shit, though it's a fringe case because I'm pretty certain e621 existed before the "pandemic" of ironic porn addiction and crap became a thing. It may have been a shitpost joke of a name to start with, but it's just become part of the noise of the degen side of the web now.

I personally have not known anyone who's made the comparison in question either, but then again I don't really talk about things like that with the people I willingly choose to associate with. The kinds of people who will claim cum tastes savory or like MSG and name a porn site after that joke are the same brain-rotted retards who will write gross porn stories and say shit like eating out (furry/anime waifu)'s pussy tastes like strawberries or something - i.e., people whose only experience with sex exclusively involves jerking off to porn.

It's creepy in how Furries often like to use the phrase "making puppies" in reference to cum during sexual acts.

 

[One Angry Computer]

http://

It's creepy in how Furries often like to use the phrase "making puppies" in reference to cum during sexual acts.
View attachment 7078307

Unless it's a heterosexual couple (very dubious), then it's not copulation or "making pups" as these animal LARPers think they are doing.

Fucking idiots that believe that you can use whatever word you want for any reason, I swear.

 

[Chrono Legion]

The joke is that the Chemical Formula looks like OwO. I don't know where the cum eating allegations came from because pure MSG tastes like cheese and chicken broth.


View attachment 7076296

I mean while it's sort of right but not really because it has one zigzag too much on both sides, I think the site itself long pre-dates the furry fandom's obsession with that emoticon by multiple years, so I think it's very unlikely. (The emoticon wasn't even used back in the day at all for that matter because people actually KNEW how to fucking kaomoji back then, you're supposed to use an upsilon not a w)

Either way I wouldn't be surprised if they just like fucking with the search results by dumping furry porn onto it because yay grooming. And they wonder why everyone hates them....

 

[Piggle-o]

I've been working off and on writing an OP discussing the process of content intended for manchildren escaping from it's intended sphere and reaching actual children who are naturally attracted to it; eventually being used as an intentional tool to groom them.
I think it's an interesting and very prescient topic.

It's a good premise. You have Webfishing as a more solid example. Changed as well. I'd want to see more direct correlates like that, not just manchild media, but the media being actively used or consumed. There's an element of self-selection and auto-grooming, to coin a term, that otherwise has to be addressed and is a separate, but extremely related topic.

Another angle is the forum level discussion of media being the vector, which is a better explanation for the ills of lesbian space rocks than the show itself. Purely topical to the thread, fanart would be a similar vector.

 

[Coolio55]

It's a good premise. You have Webfishing as a more solid example. Changed as well. I'd want to see more direct correlates like that, not just manchild media, but the media being actively used or consumed. There's an element of self-selection and auto-grooming, to coin a term, that otherwise has to be addressed and is a separate, but extremely related topic.

Another angle is the forum level discussion of media being the vector, which is a better explanation for the ills of lesbian space rocks than the show itself. Purely topical to the thread, fanart would be a similar vector.

You just reminded me of something. I think the Brony epidemic might have been the biggest grooming event in history.
There's a post in an early threadsim where some anon complains about all the "Memebase Kiddies". Someone then grimly points out that they're the age-appropriate audience.

 

[Jonathan Boudalycaon]

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w

View attachment 7088364View attachment 7088375View attachment 7088377

40-odd years ago this would have been a no brainer situation. You'd have people probably beating the crap out of each other, maybe "inner city generalised violence", but certainly not depravity.

How is this a "controversy", I wonder. """""""Kink"""""""""" does NOT belong in schools whatsoever. And indeed, non-human behaviour.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w

View attachment 7088364View attachment 7088375View attachment 7088377

Everyday we are closer and closer to an underground refuge of armed-to-the-teeth animal people, defending the borders of CESSPOOL X from cybertrollz and evil pootler

Damn I'm kidding but it really sounds like something out of Barkley: Shut up and Jam! GAIDEN - Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga.

Man they killed Barkley 2

 

[Water 2.0]

You don't even need a law for this, just give the school bully full immunity and this shit will sort itself out real quick.

 

[Creative Username]

You don't even need a law for this, just give the school bully full immunity and this shit will sort itself out real quick.

or just literally do nothing since i'm relatively sure most "furry behavior" in a lot of schools is probably just kids doing some stupid shit because it makes the local anti-fun squads lose their fucking minds

they really love finding anything that pisses the adults off and then doing it relentlessly until it stops being funny
this bill probably won't help

 

[Lurkin' 'n' Jerkin']

Worst case, this law backfires like D.A.R.E. and makes furries look cool and fun. Don't worry; nothing can make furries look cool.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Worst case, this law backfires like D.A.R.E. and makes furries look cool and fun. Don't worry; nothing can make furries look cool.

On the other hand, in case it becomes in vogue AND Barkley's predictions comes true, we might have IRL Huckleberry species-reassignment surgeries, and for the love of god I hope He has mercy on their soul.

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Damn I'm kidding but it really sounds like something out of Barkley: Shut up and Jam! GAIDEN - Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley Saga.

Needs more Washington DC taking a Chaos Dunk from Majin Barack Obama

 

[Coolio55]

One day... The secrets of Zaubers will be mine...

 

[billydero]

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w

View attachment 7088364View attachment 7088375View attachment 7088377

The part that bugs me about this the reaction from furries will be “LOL it didn’t pass because people love furries and we’re awesome!”.

Which also reminds me that when they aren’t crying about fursecution, for some reason furries think they’re popular.

 

[Piggle-o]

You just reminded me of something. I think the Brony epidemic might have been the biggest grooming event in history.
There's a post in an early threadsim where some anon complains about all the "Memebase Kiddies". Someone then grimly points out that they're the age-appropriate audience.

It...fits. Damn, it fits. Grim.

Anyways. What I also think happens is onboarding and conversion through adjacent media and pipelines. You have that direct fandom grooming, the brony and poképhile to furry pipeline where one is converted with or without the porn angle through enriching plots or cute critters and crazy fancanon lore, but to your interest, there are the kind of manchild works that one has to "graduate" into and go out of their way to self-select for. Not the most popular take around here, faglings know exactly what they're looking for, though perhaps not the specifics, and use it as confirmation. There's some autogrooming to this, though not quite the same as what all the prison gay pseudo-bisexuals do to themselves. Both are probably to your interest. The answer to the latter is femboy twink porn with some plot to make it spicy.

What you're essentially looking for are the absolute peaks of the fandom itself or anything adjacent that leads to dumpster diving in the fandom. There are also points in media where different groups coalesce and interact in strange ways. To give an obscure example and make a point, speculative Nobel candidate and C*nadian poet Anne Carson has a verse novel called Autobiography of Red, which is, try to follow me here; a slash AU fanfic of a fragmentary poem of one of labors of Herakles where the red monster is also a teenage boy and the protagonist, delivered in the form of contemporary poetry and wrapped in an academic shitpost. It's as brilliant as it is cringe, and postmodern poetry is already as cringe as fanfiction and thrice as pretentious. The Brazilian who does the VN about trying to date the Minotaur holds it in very high regard and, while it's not the thing that converts anyone, those kinds of works at all levels of media are the ones that flip the switch as much as webcomics and literal fanfiction. The answer to the former you're looking for is artsy twink porn with enough subtext to make the spicy parts haunt you for weeks or months.

I didn't expect it to end there, but I'm tired of typing.

 

[Sintharia]

The "F.U.R.R.I.E.S ACT" bill from Stan Gerdes (R-Smithville) would prohibit "non-human behavior" in Texas schools, including but not limited to: -Litterboxes -Tails -"Leashes, collars, other accessories designed for pets" -"Barking, meowing, hissing, or other animal noises" -"licking oneself"

https://bsky.app/profile/kissphoria.bsky.social/post/3lkbjcfvd6c2w

View attachment 7088364View attachment 7088375View attachment 7088377

I'd be interested to see how they're going to deal with the kid with Tourette Syndrome whose tics are animal noises. I can't say I don't see furries pulling this one in order to be obnoxious, but there was an actual kid in my elementary school whose was often seated in the hall because he couldn't stop barking and meowing. It was very strange, but they allowed him to do his work in the hall where the noises didn't disrupt class when he was ticcing.

 

[billydero]

I'd be interested to see how they're going to deal with the kid with Tourette Syndrome whose tics are animal noises. I can't say I don't see furries pulling this one in order to be obnoxious, but there was an actual kid in my elementary school whose was often seated in the hall because he couldn't stop barking and meowing. It was very strange, but they allowed him to do his work in the hall where the noises didn't disrupt class when he was ticcing.

If there’s anything furries love it’s to be obnoxious and disruptive. I don’t know why they’re getting upset, this bill is just the news they want to justify being more obnoxious.



What schools really need is a broader law that prohibits this stuff, and prohibits twerking, rapping, shucking-and-jiving and all other commonly encountered nonsense coming from students acting up.