DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The question now is are the health problems due to an unhealthy and unfit lifestyle

She's probably diabetic or something if I were to guess. Phil's playing it up for pity bucks

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm gonna fucking strangle Phil. He completes the Lepant arc, and immediately starts questioning how to manage his inventory... not even 10 minutes ago he recruited Roc, the dude who said he's in charge of the vault. Phil played this game guys, huge game he loved from his youth, fucking forgets the character who is the fucking item storage, not even 15 minutes after recruiting him...

Edit: As an aside, Phil stepped away, said it was gonna be a minute... so with the news of Kat's health, just waiting for another hospital arc.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm gonna fucking strangle Phil. He completes the Lepant arc, and immediately starts questioning how to manage his inventory... not even 10 minutes ago he recruited Roc, the dude who said he's in charge of the vault. Phil played this game guys, huge game he loved from his youth, fucking forgets the character who is the fucking item storage, not even 15 minutes after recruiting him...

Edit: As an aside, Phil stepped away, said it was gonna be a minute... so with the news of Kat's health, just waiting for another hospital arc.

Look, Kat likely got the runs after a Doordash binge, so Phil took her to the doctor and they literally gave her a pill and sent them home.

And Phil's just milking that as much as possible.

Same way he's been milking a crappy Lego set that takes like 3 hours to build for a month.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I imagine DSP's 20 real fans are anxious right now because they are missing 3 days of knowing which gaming company has laid people off. At least he read out the schedule again for them.

 

[PieceofShet]

At the beginning of the prestream i wanted to give him some props for finally having the balls to divorce his second fattest acquaintance but then he danced back saying he would still work with him if...
No props.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Those are "three way dances," or alternatively if first finish is the end of the match, "three way matches." The Triple Threat in wrestling was an ECW stable of bad guys and valets.

Not to turn this into wrestling autism, I know the ECW stable and the 3 way dance was what they called a 3 way elimination, but WWE calls their version where it's only one fall a "triple threat match".

 

[RainJacketAndShorts]

This was 13 years in the making, I for one can see how professional DSPGaming has become.
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I could go on and write several paragraphs about what I think of Phil's background but I don't want to shit up the thread too hard so I'll keep it short:
You know how every content creator's background often reflects their personality or work? Phil's background has been throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, much like his 17 year long career. His classic era backdrop was bland but it got the point across, the laid back blue collar streamer who was tight on money and wouldn't spend money on some flashy background and everyone who did just that was a children's entertainer.
Then came late 2021 with bunch of empty console boxes propped up over tablecloths which was bizarre. A year later you got cheesy 8 bit wall art despite the fact he fucking hates challenging old school platformers. The ironic "GAME OVER" sign that hovers over his head. Then came the LED saga and you know the rest. Miscellaneous items cluttering the tables, a bastard crown in spite of his irrelevancy, some tacky screen that signifies nothing to the viewer about his content, some Lego crap. Not even a YouTube play button or the Tekken trophy that he got for beating a bunch of teens at a mall competition, no fighting game memorabilia, etc.

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(am I missing someone?)

 

[Pargon]

At the beginning of the prestream i wanted to give him some props for finally having the balls to divorce his second fattest acquaintance but then he danced back saying he would still work with him if...
No props.

Many, many, many have said it (because it is true and as self-evident as anything could be): you could be fucking his mother raw, in front of him, and after you finished you turned to him and told him to take over, Phil would do it.

I could go on and write several paragraphs about what I think of Phil's background but I don't want to shit up the thread too hard so I'll keep it short:
You know how every content creator's background often reflects their personality or work? Phil's background has been throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, much like his 17 year long career. His classic era backdrop was bland but it got the point across, the laid back blue collar streamer who was tight on money and wouldn't spend money on some flashy background and everyone who did just that was a children's entertainer.
Then came late 2021 with bunch of empty console boxes propped up over tablecloths which was bizarre. A year later you got cheesy 8 bit wall art despite the fact he fucking hates challenging old school platformers. The ironic "GAME OVER" sign that hovers over his head. Then came the LED saga and you know the rest. Miscellaneous items cluttering the tables, a bastard crown in spite of his irrelevancy, some tacky screen that signifies nothing to the viewer about his content, some Lego crap. Not even a YouTube play button or the Tekken trophy that he got for beating a bunch of teens at a mall competition, no fighting game memorabilia, etc.

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(am I missing someone?)

I’d fucking love it if you’d watermarked in just one more Keem at like 7% opacity.

Ya dun good work anyhow

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So glad I bought healthcoin yesterday during the dip! It's never going to be that low ever again! On our way to the moon!!!!

The thing to watch for now is if DarksneedPimp/DoctorLexus, Perry the white, DumpyKoala/Rare Tricks. All disappear. That will murder Phil's wallet especially since the DoctorLexus has been acting like a 1MM since this arc started. I know that faggot Perry donated today, but I know a few of the autistic, parasocial, losers will stick around.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

If they can't kiss and make up phil can just start a new tutorial style show where he teaches us how to do life. Starting with how to tune your selective hearing like an authentic italian and ignore all the warning signs of a relationship on the rocks

re: phil is somehow confused why Ashton is so willing to drop phil like a bad habit when their collabs were so sa-sessful. On the last grill phil segment Ashton told phil straight to his face that he doesn't understand why anyone even watches any of his content because he thinks the way he acts on stream and the streams themselves are just boring.

His insistence on fielding all the negative remarks Ashton made about him as though their collabs are some dumbass PR work so phil can sit there looking machoor and measured is something else. Still running the same facetank build as well after Ashton pushed the kat's a hambeast attention getter button again so he can try and indulge in his public apology fetish again.

Yeah Kathy is sick alright, phil. Sick of you and your endless bullshit just like everyone else whose ever had the great misfortune of wandering into the goutified forest.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

overall im just glad the kino arc is (hopefully) over. writers dragged that one a bit too long imo

 

[Africanweebfighter]

(am I missing someone?)

T, the only person we know Philip has actually been violent with.

 

[neger psykolog]

(am I missing someone?)

Derish, BSV, Thatanonymouse, OIC, the KF logo and like 10,000 other people he has ended his friendships with,

 

[Love Is Blue]

(am I missing someone?)

every machinima employee

 

[Balr0g]

I am gonna bet we get a whole "Make up" show on the late stream and they will say "We felted the trols we only pretended to be angry at each other! Haha look how stupid they look with all their fake videos and tweets!"

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[shekelshoah666]

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Kick is not long for this world at this rate.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Casino money is one thing but fucking up his marriage is another.

Phil fucked that relationship years before PPP ever came onto Phil's radar.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I am gonna bet we get a whole "Make up" show on the late stream and they will say "We felted the trols we only pretended to be angry at each other! Haha look how stupid they look with all their fake videos and tweets!"

Definitely, that screams fake and gay. It's like one of theses bad wrestling scenarios where PPP is the heel and Phil the good guy the public is supposed to love.

I'll believe of the PPP divorce when I see Phil doing his Smark Guys alone.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Tonight in the MAIN EVENT...... It will be this corner.... the CHALLENGER..... weighing in at 400 and 42 pounds!!! The Man.. The Myth.... the Provoker of Khet Burnell..... TRIPLE PPP!!!

In this corner... the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED, the LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GOUT FEDERATION CHAMPION!!! PHILLIP J. BURNELL!!!

Bawh gawd, it's going to be a slobberknocker for that there World Championship....