Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Barbarella]

Three clothing changes. Sitting down to cut a few veggies. Glad the surgeries you had two months ago are helping. She’s faking the timeline so she can always pretend to be in recovery.

edit: what is the blue thing rolled up between her legs???

I’ll never be used to the size of her legs. That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.

 

[irishlass]

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Three clothing changes. Sitting down to cut a few veggies. Glad the surgeries you had two months ago are helping. She’s faking the timeline so she can always pretend to be in recovery.

edit: what is the blue thing rolled up between her legs???

I’ll never be used to the size of her legs. That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.

Could be a seat cushion that she's just obliterated from her weight.

 

[OttoWest]

Remember cooking food is a way you show yourself love.

And there it is, her entire life summed up in one sentence.

 

[Scrumption]

Glad to see she’s back on her keetch train! You go gorl!

 

[Clotso Coof]

How many percs did she take before posting this this morning?
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She's wearing pajamas even though she said she baked those quiches at lunch time. You'd think she'd remember to change into street clothes for her videos...but like you said, percs for breakfast.

A damned quarter of a 12” quiche is one portion.

That's a whole lot of fat and processed meat for someone with an alleged chronic inflammation problem. Bet she eats two of those huge pieces at a time.

I think it's the worst she's ever looked and that's saying something, her pallor is so grey.

She looks as grey as Salah did in Chantal's Kuwait hospital/cat bite ER video. The one where people were speculating he'd become a drug addict. Not a great sign, Anna.

edit: what is the blue thing rolled up between her legs???

Dear God, please don't let that be a rolled up microfiber towel because her crotch is leaking.

That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.

I toured one of those ultra-luxury high rise apartment buildings once for the lulz, because they had an open house. Every unit had floor to ceiling living room windows facing other tall buildings. It was creepy.

But anyone looking in can get a good show if Anna is stumbling around wasted with all the lights on at night.

 

[HamFan]

I'll never get over Anna's "protein quiche." Pie crust is sooo unhealthy. Most people have maybe a handful of pieces of pie a year. On special occasions. Or maybe the waitress talked you into it after a wonderful lunch with your friends. Anna eats a fourth of a pie, every day, as part of her "healthy" diet. Just, wow.

She doesn't even need the crust, just throw the unhealthy enough already stuff in a greased pan.

 

[ADHD]

That's great Anna but all the meal prep in the world won't cancel out all the liquid calories you inhale. Have fun.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She's cutting everything with the care of someone disarming a timebomb in a bad movie. Is she drunk?

 

[thejackal2]

Her gunt has filled in nicely.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

She could easily do a crustless quiche, there are also homemade crusts options that are somewhat healthier and less inflammatory than the store bought stuff.

The portion sizes for banana pudding look like it’s for a family of 4. She tells herself because it’s so high in protein she can eat more! It’s basically a protein shake! It is must less satiating than say, a piece of chicken a d it’s full of sweeteners, and the calories add up quite a bit. She would be better off making the sugar free pudding with skim milk.

The food she is making makes me think of bulking or when you’re pregnant and trying to gain enough weight and eat enough protein.

I wonder what’s in sweet chili chicken… I need a recipe Anna!


The “toddler core” outfit is giving that one annoying “quirky” chick at pottery class where you’re not sure if they are a lesbian or just can’t get a man so they’ve given up.

 

[flay_fat_e]

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Three clothing changes. Sitting down to cut a few veggies. Glad the surgeries you had two months ago are helping. She’s faking the timeline so she can always pretend to be in recovery.

edit: what is the blue thing rolled up between her legs???

I’ll never be used to the size of her legs. That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.

I think the blue towel is to hide the crotchless pants.

OR.....

Maybe the microfiber towel & tiny chair is Anna's Wipe Gate. It's an odd/small chair for a 600lb women to buy/keep. The side edge of chair has to be up her ass. Maybe she moved it from the bathroom to kitchen to create this "cooking" content. She's lazy. I wouldn't put it past her to not think too much into using her wipe chair next to her make shift desk in the kitchen to cut vegetables while she films this "meal prep".

 

[Magic Pickle]

I'm not one to harp on using a stool to prep vegetables because, if you're actually making a concentrated effort to prepare your food and then cook it, that's typically good enough for me (and as you lose weight, you'll need the stool less and less often)... but for Anna the fitness queen, it's perplexing that she doesn't seem to see any discordance between running 5Ks and then needing a stool to cook in less than a few years.

(See, I say perplexing, but Anna's level of self denial is so powerful it could fuel the entirety of Holland.)

I love Anna's cooking videos and wish she did more of them because her sense of portion always leaps out when she's the one in charge of making it. Her Thanksgiving-for-one is one of my favorite shots of her - such an outrageous buffet of food! - but I also think of the time she made some kind of salad on TikTok that took up just about the whole mixing bowl. If she were truly remotely active, she could lose weight so, so easily with smaller portions! But she's a short-sighted hedonist with no self-control, so that's never happening. But this did just raise a question in my mind: how many packs of cigarettes does she get through in a week, if she's still an active smoker?

 

[Barbarella]

I really wish I didn’t know what that wipe gate comment was referring to, but alas…I suspect that Anna probably has the necessary tools to help with that problem, and doesn’t improvise with sinks and wash cloths.

That said, that is a crazy small chair for Anna, and I’ve seen it before. I suppose having a smaller chair around for guests is fine, but why does she not have one in her size? Are they hard to find for home use? The scale of her kitchen chair being the size of one butt cheek will always be funny, but it can’t be comfortable and in her own house she should her a quadruple size chair. I know she’s on the couch 99% of the time, but still.

 

[cybercybe]

I think I found a name for the tartar buildup she has between her teeth: calculus bridge.

When plaque accumulation escalates and solidifies into tartar or calculus, it can form a calculus bridge. This phenomenon occurs when the buildup extends across multiple teeth, filling in gaps and crevices along the gumline. Left unchecked, calculus bridges can precipitate severe dental complications, such as gum disease and tooth decay.

Her teeth are basically welded together with plaque. It can also cause halitosis. Her breath must be foul.

 

[pippeyyy]

Her gunt has filled in nicely.
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Call me crazy but no one should be doing "toddler-core" especially a 600 pound, 40 year old, beast.

 

[flay_fat_e]

Spilling over, nonetheless both cheeks on. Idk why the blue towel. It's all too gross to think about.

 

[lonelygorl15]

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Three clothing changes. Sitting down to cut a few veggies. Glad the surgeries you had two months ago are helping. She’s faking the timeline so she can always pretend to be in recovery.

edit: what is the blue thing rolled up between her legs???

I’ll never be used to the size of her legs. That apartment looks like there is zero privacy if you keep curtains open.

Sitting down to cut an onion into huge chunks is such an Amber Lynn thing to do. Then Anna makes it worse by looking like an absolute retard with her mouth open, as usual, brow furrowed, greasy hair hanging in her face.

The hair not being tied back is such a pet peeve of mine. If you're cooking or preparing food, at least pull it back into a ponytail. So we know her keetchs are also full of loose strands of hair and dandruff.

I'm trying to understand what goes through Anna's mind when she thinks eating TWO entire pies in a week is healthy and nourishing. It doesn't matter what ingredients she's used to make it "high protein", that's still two entire goddamn frozen pie crusts in 8 days.

eta about the chair: I'm pretty sure she's dragged those raggedy chairs from every place she's lived since her NY days. I'm guessing she keeps them because they don't have arms, are reasonably comfortable for her to sit on, and apparently have legs made from rebar.

 

[thejackal2]

Sitting down to cut an onion into huge chunks is such an Amber Lynn thing to do. Then Anna makes it worse by looking like an absolute retard with her mouth open, as usual, brow furrowed, greasy hair hanging in her face.

The hair not being tied back is such a pet peeve of mine. If you're cooking or preparing food, at least pull it back into a ponytail. So we know her keetchs are also full of loose strands of hair and dandruff.

I'm trying to understand what goes through Anna's mind when she thinks eating TWO entire pies in a week is healthy and nourishing. It doesn't matter what ingredients she's used to make it "high protein", that's still two entire goddamn frozen pie crusts in 8 days.

Late stage addiction behavior. She's thinking that if she just has a big enough supply of _____ she won't binge. Of course she'll just binge on the more hyper palatable stuff she cooked and throw the rest away or even worse eat it anyways out of some misplaced sense of not wasting anything. She thinks she's doing portion control but what she's really doing is just setting herself up to fail. Nobody in her life is around to try and break her cycle and she has the money to just keep bouncing off rock bottom for awhile. We'll see what happens.

 

[lemon_zest]

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Her gunt has filled in nicely.
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This is honestly not her worst look. Those compression garments are gonna be brutal in the imminent Austin heat

 

[Potatis Salad]

It doesn't matter what ingredients she's used to make it "high protein", that's still two entire goddamn frozen pie crusts in 8 days.

She portioned the keetches into eight containers. That doesn't mean she'll take eight days to eat them.