Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Fapcop]

Why does this apply to their definition of being a man when it doesn't seem to have applied to them as women? Why do they need to poon out in order to defy gender roles? Lmao

Almost as if they want to be special QUIRKY QUEER girls and not those regular boring wahmen who get men’s attention when they don’t want to, instead of only when they’re wearing their cute and quirky nails.

 

[Paper Machete]

To keep OT sperging, really, it doesn't matter whether said kids or this or that orientation. No child deserves to be abused by someone in authority over them, likely also someone much stronger than them. All chomos deserve the wood chipper. And kids deserve to grow up unmolested and figure out who they'd prefer shacking up with on their own.

Almost as if they want to be special QUIRKY QUEER girls and not those regular boring wahmen

Yeah, this is most all pooners behavior comes from. It's kinda that simple.

 

[Twix Eatr]

Talking from experience?

No. But it's pretty clear that lots of people assault children. There's an entire line of YouTube channels inspired by To Catch A Predator. They upload constantly. You ever search for sex offenders in your area? They're all over the place and police couldn't catch a cold. When huge busts of online networks get taken down from TOR, the numbers of paying members is super high, at least from what I imagined. And tons of the non-paying ones make entry fees fresh content. It's sickening. Project Warhead is a disturbing, but engaging podcast on the topic. Judges giving out weak ass sentences for huge stashes of CSAM make it hard to ignore that a lot more people must be into it than you'd think. They are changing our entire society to gear toward it, after all.

 

[Bloo]

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I’ll take “things men never say for 500!”

I can’t imagine having this constant mental anguish about my gender and expression. Just wear the damn nail polish and dress how you want. It doesn’t change anything.

 

[FinnSven]

I can’t imagine having this constant mental anguish about my gender and expression. Just wear the damn nail polish and dress how you want. It doesn’t change anything.

Especially because women wearing trousers has been accepted since the 60s, and probably before.

Any girl or young woman from that time onwards can wear a suit and have painted nails.

 

[Fapcop]

It’s top dollar craziness that society keeps insisting we need to take these wacky chicks sooper dooper seriously when anyone with half a brain can see exactly what it is. Here are two random FTM posts from Reddit.



So “Jasper” lost her dad when she was 9, hmm? Don’t need Dr. Freud to see what’s going on with this fatherless little lesbian.




This pooner is grieving her lack of manhood, and worries her children will eh… know she’s a woman?

Surely she’s well adjusted and mentally sound aside from the gender stuff, right?



Oh…

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1jansy7/transphobic_moms_and_growing_up/

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I definitely think there's allure to being seen as a man from a woman's perspective, which can often be shaped by their previous experiences with men. Just one example, but Teena Brandon started wearing huge, baggy clothes to hide her female figure.

These two sentences are talking about completely unrelated things. And duh Teena Brandon did that - she was interested in not appearing female bc she decided to try to go through life as a boy. That’s got nothing to do with most women.

I have about 40

You have 40 facial hairs? Omfg, lol.

Interesting. Odd, actually. Are the pooners who do this in their minds straight or gay? As in, are they into men in general (straight), but are such deviants they want gay men after them? Do they have a typical look that other pooners don't? Any notable crimes carried out by the ones we'd ID as fujos, like cameras in gay bar bathrooms?

Admittedly, I'm not exactly comfortable Googling weirdo manga gay hentai porn. But I don't want to keep asking you shit I can Google myself. I do thank you for the backstory on this. It is helpful. Is this topic safe where I won't run into sexualized depictions of kids or something?

Jfc, read more.

And fucking learn to merge.

I have a huge issue with it and consider it rape by deception.

Obviously. Work it out. In private. Jesus.

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I’ll take “things men never say for 500!”

It was so much simpler in the 80s and 90s, when wearing fake nails or not didn’t have the power to change your actual sex.

[more hey guys I just discovered something!]

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

That episode left me traumatized, helicopters and all. Not only because of angry Spock, but my 12yo ass expected Vulcan to be modern and rational, and I got stone age, stupid bells, flimsy weapons that fall apart, women as property and sex or die shit, that can be somehow be resolved by fight to death, and even an actual death wasn't necessary anyway (I don't complain about the last thing).
I wasn't the only one, in Germany (a country that is otherwise very open about sexuality) the entire episode was cut and re-dubbed to convey a different story suitable for children, so it was all about Spock being sick and having a fever dream, and nothing of it really happened.

That's the whole point-it's part of the backstory that Vulcans were originally a violent barbarian race, and embracing logic was their way of suppressing that. There's a warlike offshoot race called the Romulans that thought the rest of the Vulcans were hippies and went around conquering planets.

Not surprised that Germans loved censoring everything even back then.

Especially because women wearing trousers has been accepted since the 60s, and probably before.

Any girl or young woman from that time onwards can wear a suit and have painted nails.

I've seen 50's fashion ads where the women dress more 'masc' than a lot of pooners do:


Pusheen Swag

How could I style this piece?

Part 2 and yes I did buy both of these :3
In fact, there's a whole bunch of pooners moaning that they love wearing skirts and dresses but hate that they keep getting misgendered when they're wearing them:
Im a trans man but still like to dress very femininely

Hey yall. I just wanted to come on here and share my experience and was wondering if any other trans man/transmasc individuals feel the same. Im a trans man, and have been out for 4 years now. Im currently on T and have been socially transitioning, but I still love being feminine. I still do my makeup and wear feminine clothing like skirts and dresses. I like being a man in a dress, even if I get misgendered because of it. Even when I'm farther along in my transition, I don't plan to stop being feminine any time soon. I like to say im in drag when I dress up and go out to parties, because I do like to exaggerate my feminine features. Does anyone else feel this way? A lot of people have told me im not not a "real" trans man because I like feminine things, but to that I say, "if cis men can wear makeup and dresses and still be men, why can't i?"

Can I be a femboy and wear dresses if I'm a trans man?

I (FtM 16) have been out since I got my period when I was 13 and I still like dresses and makeup but I'm a boy. I have heard people say things like "boys don't wear dresses" and "trans men can't wear dresses". So I'm wondering if transmasc people can be femboys?

I want to be a boy . . . who dresses like a girl.

Or, rather, I am a boy. Except I look like a girl, boobs and but included. But I want to look like a boy . . . who wears dresses.
Discuss.
I wish I was trolling, guys - halp. Throw-away, for obvious reasons.

Men should be able to wear skirts

Pardon the throwaway but people will judge.
I have been happily living as a guy for a couple of years now and still am in awe that it is even possible. My voice is deep enough and my face hairy enough that it has just become a given. Moving a few hundred miles didn't hurt.
Yet one of the things I miss is clothes. I was never a girly girl but men's clothes are just boring. I was chatting with a friend the other day and the topic of men wearing skirts came up. Apparently there have been several articles on this recently and a few of the designers have put skirts in their men's collection. He said he really wanted to give it a try but did not have the guts.
One thing led to another and we decided to go to a local event in skirts. We went to the resale shop but the selection of skirts at those stores is not what it once was, so we went shopping. I admit it felt the least bit weird trying on skirts with a guy, but oddly it was rather affirming. I do not pack but he didn't notice as we shared a dressing room.
The part that really surprised me was going out in a skirt. I am not sure what I expected but it was fun. We get compliments on the skirts and it did not trigger any bad feelings for me. We actually had women flirting with us.
I will do it again. I've been converted into the "if women can wear trousers men can wear skirts" camp.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

It's amazing what being confident does to a mf'er. You know, confident they're a woman. They have a womb and a vagina that leaks. They don't wake up, put on jeans and go "Omg im so unwomanly im gonna KILL MYSELF!". Nor do they put on stockings and wet themselves, itching for the nearest stud because of euphoria.

Troons don't wear jeans, they don't do ponytails, they don't use a tiny amount of eyeliner and leave it at that. Who does? The women I see at work every day, ranging from literal sweatpants to sneakers and ugly tees. Troons are stuck in a teenage mindset and the fetishized idea you have of women at that age.

 

[Cl0wn]

Did you doods know that there's a hecking pooner in Animal Crossing?

 

[Twix Eatr]

These two sentences are talking about completely unrelated things. And duh Teena Brandon did that - she was interested in not appearing female bc she decided to try to go through life as a boy. That’s got nothing to do with most women.

No, they aren't. She wore baggy clothes because she didn't want unwanted sexual attention. "Baggy clothes" aren't indicative of "not appearing female" or boy-specific. She also tried joining the military as a female. She only started pretending to be a boy later on when a girl called the wrong number and mistook her voice for one. She played along as a joke. The homophobia in her town was another factor in her desire to be seen as a boy. She also claimed she was intersex after seeing something on a talk show.

According to her best friend Sara Gapp, “People kept saying she dressed like a guy. She didn’t… She dressed in clothes that she felt comfortable in. She didn’t go to the guys’ section to buy those clothes. Those were women’s clothes she was wearing. She just liked baggy clothes. She wore short hair. Does that make her a guy?” (Jones, 55)

The choice to wear baggy clothes is consistent with the choices of many survivors of sexual abuse. Brandon’s “passing” as a man began later as a practical joke on a teenaged girl who dialed Brandon’s number by accident and mistook her for a boy on the phone. According to Sarah, “Up until Liz Delano [the mistaken caller], if you had called her a boy, Teena would be offended. She didn’t want to be recognized as a guy. She didn’t feel like a guy.” (Jones, 54)

The fuck you think makes people decide to identify as another sex? Coin flip? There's obviously a reason for that. What a valueless post. jfc, read more.

Was Boys Don't Cry the first big pooner revisionist history? They portrayed the girl victimized by Teena as in love with her and trying to run off together, IIRC. IRL, she was pissed at the deception of being raped by the pooner. Normalization of that practice on such a huge scale. Ugh.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Admittedly, I tend to feel more sympathy for FTMs when they’re not pestering gay men to fuck their front holes and not destroying their families.

Not leaving a lot of room for sympathy then?

 

[Thursday]

I don't even know where to begin with this one, there's almost too much to pick apart.

 

[shatterspinel]

Was Boys Don't Cry the first big pooner revisionist history? They portrayed the girl victimized by Teena as in love with her and trying to run off together, IIRC. IRL, she was pissed at the deception of being raped by the pooner. Normalization of that practice on such a huge scale. Ugh.

Yes it was. But like I have no clue how you could be dumb enough to fall for that. Pretty sure this chick was also just trying to dodge the rampant homophobia of the times, as Teena wasn’t even on hrt. The Thai lady boys might be the only ones who can actually pull that off, and even then most non tourists can clock them easily. Most black dudes who freak out when they’re dating a tranny are in willful denial about being gay and only get mad when the truth is in their face.

Not that it makes lying to sexual partners right, it’s just unlike AIDS, you should be like paying enough attention to the body of the person you’re trying to fuck enough to notice the hip, hand size, lack of dick before doing it. Unless you like fucking fun sized boys who look like children.

 

[Twix Eatr]

It's definitely possible. But I think she told her she was a hermaphrodite or something. In the movie, she had a dildo or something. I don't know. The katooey in Thailand are apparently mad aggressive like dudes and wear hella make-up. I was going to go to Thailand super long ago and read that shit.

The black community is the only demo in America that didn't change re: gay support, I think. I agree, many of the "transwomen of color" are clear cases of homophobia when the troon tells someone and gets shot for it.

Looks like she desisted anyway:

As a final footnote, one of Brandon’s friends has shared this story about the week between the rape and the murder:

"On Christmas day of 1993, when Lisa brought Brandon back… from Falls City, [a friend] met him[Brandon] at the door and said “Hi Brandon” In reply [the friend] was told by Brandon that there was no Brandon, Brandon was gone. Her name is Teena. That didn’t change at any point in that last week." (private email, December 20, 2004).

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The fundamental issue (discounting that pooners can't become men) is their idea of a gay relationship is based off idyllic/horny fantasies. It's not realistic to a man's lived experience, let alone the lived experience of a gay man. Gay men absolutely hate pooners.

The yaoi fans expect gay men to act like women. In reality, what you have is two men who don’t have to behave themselves for the sake of a woman.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Pooner lawyer update.

She wants to be seen as the pooner Tony Reed but does nothing but posts the most milquetoast takes.

 

[Wednezday]

Found this thing in the wild:




People in the comments point out that she looks like a mega faggot. She however claims to be a totally straight man into women. Which self respecting woman would date this thing you may wonder? A tranny that towers her by about 2 foot of course so I guess that makes them both straight after all.

Spoiler: Comments

Spoiler: The happy couple:

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Spoiler: The Before

Bonus material:

Also username totally checks out: u/welcomehomo

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I don't even know where to begin with this one, there's almost too much to pick apart.

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It is not, in fact, better than nothing.

That dude’s name looks familiar…

 

[pink cigarettes]

Pooner lawyer update.
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She wants to be seen as the pooner Tony Reed but does nothing but posts the most milquetoast takes.

She looks like she has constipation as well as pink lipstick