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[CoolFool]

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A tranny is having some bedroom issues with his pooner girlfriend, seems like the reality of biology isn't meeting the fantasy of normal sex.

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Am I reading this right, is this pooner sticking her enlarged clit into a man's butthole?

 

[kyonara]

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> he doesn't need to be packing 3 inches or anything

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

I love how he basically admits the most mannish thing there at the end. That as soon as he gets off, he's done.

 

[monstrous bubo]

AthenaWarmaiden is a 6’3” ex Navy engineer living in Detroit. He’s divorced, struggling to afford his cosmetic treatments while paying alimony, still depressed after 4 years on the estrogen, admits he doesn’t pass without make-up (spoiler: he doesn’t pass with it either), and now that he likes dick, he can’t find a boyfriend. On top of all that, some pesky Iraqi Catholic refugees are being too based for comfort:


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Constant Harassment at Work​

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Update: I just went to the restroom and one of them actually looked in my stall. Apparently I don’t deserve the privacy they demand.

Constant harassment from religious bigots in the office. Today someone called I don’t know who saying “there is a man in the women’s restroom.” This has been a constant issue pretty much since the announcement of the release of Trumps transphobic, anti-LGBTQ executive order. A cis woman coworker who is also a friend of mine said they don’t even work on our floor of the building. I’m sure they want me to explode on them so they can post video of me and try to make trans people look violent. I’ve been here for 5 years and have never done anything wrong to anyone. I already have enough to worry about. I wish I could get a break on something in life. I don’t get why Chaldeans are so quick to persecute others given they came here to escape persecution. I served this country so people can disrespect the freedoms I defended. And try actuality reading the New Testament you fake ass Antichrist-ian Trump worshipers

Matthew 25: 35-40 John 7:24 James 4:12 John 8:7 Titus 3:2-7 James 1:

Spoiler: some photos of our lovely lady

He likes making his own porter



and occasionally larps as a goth, not that he gets much male attention from it.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

More SA in women's prisons, too (without the males in there). Possibly linked to more MH issues.

Ellen Book

Researching now, but curious how they determined the link. I'll try and edit in if I find it.

Edit: Roberts allegedly posted a lewd photo of herself in the subreddit onlyfansgirls101 advertising her OnlyFans account, which she used to allegedly publish sexually explicit content before taking it down.

Another way to find these weirdos that Farmers should use to keep tabs on them. Weirdo kink sex fetish stuff rapey stuff -> OF link is probably bound to find more.

Marky Mark and the Funky Munch

Do you have a link to the more women on women SA than male on male SA? That’s interesting.

 

[Syikeblade]

Am I reading this right, is this pooner sticking her enlarged clit into a man's butthole?

Attempting too

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Is she trying to get a UTI?? She should be peeing afterwards to prevent that

Attempting too

 

[Sean Andalou]

Am I reading this right, is this pooner sticking her enlarged clit into a man's butthole?

The more I'm made to think about this, the more I realize the horror of the situation.

 

[Sooty Soot]

One for the "what exactly did you expect" department.

Spoiler: Offtopic sperging

Offtopic sperging but I never understood the deal with average dick size since dick size is tied to body size and by that extent height, so shorter dudes are gonna have smaller than average dicks but might have regular sized ones by the standards of manlets and the opposite is true for taller guys

 

[Dr. Butt]

A girl can be BMI 17.5 and be totally healthy, just that whippet build. Most Japanese and Asians are much smaller built than westerners.

It actually is genetics in this case. There are women with 32-24-34 who still have a non-athletic body fat percentage and aren't bony at all. Actually, the pap shots of adult models/procurers coming and going from Epstein's house are a great way prove many of the HAES spergs in this discussion wrong. So, fatties plz google those pedo photos to see pictures of healthy 21 year olds unlike yourselves.

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

Spoiler: Ot

For anyone wanting to sperg about the gays being freaks:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/are-lgb-as-bad-as-the-t.214320/

 

[Paper Machete]

Offtopic sperging but I never understood the deal with average dick size since dick size is tied to body size and by that extent height, so shorter dudes are gonna have smaller than average dicks but might have regular sized ones by the standards of manlets and the opposite is true for taller guys

"I'm not small! I'm proportional for my size!" lmao I guess that's why there are height requirements on dating apps?
I wonder if that'll be the new pooner talk. "I'm short, so of course my dick is small!"

 

[Dr. Butt]

He also looks to be in his 60’s

He's showing every sign of being an 84 year old Englishman, including "looks 100".

 

[Magic Pickle]

This thread is starving for some tranny Ls something fierce, so come on over for some fresh baked Ls to satisfy your spirits!

For a societal sickness, laughter is the best medicine: a troon finds himself with a laugh track when he makes a trip to McDonald's.
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I got laughed and stared at last night :,)​

I was going through a McDonald's drive-through last night and while I was waiting for my food, 2 of the workers kept walking behind the person running the drive-through window and were just staring at me and laughing. The person running the drive through was just staring at me with the most disgusted look on her face and that was awful too :,) Im only 24 and ive been on HRT for 2.5 years but its done absolutely nothing for my face. I genuinely look like some weird man freak with tits and I just wanna die.
I was supposed to get FFS soon but I only got approved for like 70% of the cost and still need like 10k plus all the expenses for hotels and plane tickets. I went home and didnt even eat the food I bought because I was a mess. Ive been struggling with SH again lately because of issues like this and I ended up doing it again last night. Its gotten so bad now that my arm is full of really big scars that probably wont ever go away. Its not my fault I look like a fucking caveman. I barely leave my house now unless its to go get my injections and other meds. I order my groceries and basically just be depressed all day and do nothing.
I cant do this anymore. I just want to pass and be pretty but thats not even an option anymore. I started young but i guess it was still too late for me and it makes me want to scream. I hate myself
Im sorry if a post like this isn't allowed. The people I have in my life either ignored me last night or tried to convince me I was just overthinking everything and it made me feel really alone because people just dont get it.
Also, my levels are fine. Everything is fine in that regard. Please dont tell me passing isn't everything. It is for me and Id rather not feel invalidated on top of feeling like a freak.
Just a quick edit: I wasnt expecting this post to get so much traction. Thank you to everyone who has said kind things Im going to try my best to work on not caring about what others think, but its going to be a difficult journey. I start therapy next week with someone who specializes in LGBTQ+ Autistic adults and SH stuff so im hoping I can get better. Replying to comments is difficult for me, but please know i read every single one of them and appreciate them a lot. Thank you

A tranny finds it difficult to coexist with people who actually know what they're talking about when it comes to the outcomes of surgical mutilation. Of course, Reddit commenters convince OP to cut contact with these people and disappear into the ether.
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A diacord “friend” send me this study of post SRS mental health​

A group of people i was talking about suddenly started to talk about genitals and some about how they would not do srs and i said i would and a friend also said this. And one of them that often falls into fights send me this study:
https://academic.oup.com/jsm/advance-article-abstract/doi/10.1093/jsxmed/qdaf026/8042063
Like the only thing i said was “having a penis is cool, but i would prefer to not have one”. And started to saying me that in this 100,000 sample study the anxiety and depression was basically double post SRS.
And basically took this as a bible. And because he has a group of friends that often support his opinions. Other 3 trans woman and some dudes ending up saying that srs was bad ugly and genital mutilation. Like i hate he has such horrific take on trans ppl on saying lesbian trans woman are agp because the only reason they transition is to have sex with other trans woman. That the only true ones would be with men, or like lesbian cis trans relationships doesn’t exist. Or how saying they all are so sexual and i would never find a partner because of it and the policule are the only relationship i would get if i continue my path. Or how he liked trans woman, but he was seen bad because he is a man and would be a chaser but if any trans woman liked other one they would be confortable talking about sexual stuff with no deal. Like i often feel he is projecting so much sexual stuff into trans woman. And while i met a lot of very sexual ppl irl and online its just one aspect of their personality. But also his friends talk about perturbing stuff often and they post trans nsfw drawings but suddenly the trans woman they interact are the only normal ones and specially one is treated like she is some kind of non sexual being, so pure and different form the trans lesbians because she is straight. Idk but it feels like a huge psyop
TLDR Basically my rant about trans “inclusive” discords that hold very weird positions to it.
Sorry for bad english is not my first language and i was in a hurry to plant the ideas.

If anyone of transgender persuasion ever asks if they're overreacting, they are always overreacting: a troon is beyond devastated that his friend has been fucking up his birth name the whole time despite the fact he's not even going by his birth name anymore.
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Am I overreacting? One of my closest friends using deadname when not talking directly to me​

So, this came to my attention last week by him sharing a screenshot of a groupchat of some of the few friends who knew me pre-transition. He was sharing with his gf's friends how our group's humor goes (it's usually somewhat unhinged but with typical sarcasm and whatnot). But then he shared a screenshot back to our group with responses to the screenshot (lol screenshot-ception)
The main issue is: His name for me in our own groupchat was not only my deadname, but a MISSPELLING of the name. So to me there's double the layers of betrayal. We've had this chat for maybe 8 years now.

1. He's using my deadname, to the point that friends responding to the screenshot addressed us all as "the straight men". Which, to even begin with pre-transition, I was very out as bi, not to mention now as a woman.
2. He's been using the wrong name even before I transitioned (I had a unique name before my current one and it was pretty easy to spell, so I'm shook by this as even before all this he was getting me wrong.)

This is my gaming group, my ride or dies, I don't really have any bros anymore and don't want to lose the smidge of friendship I have left. He's shared he cares and has my back but I don't believe it anymore. If he has had this name wrong for so long, what else is there he says to my face and doesn't tell me?
Idk what to do. I want to address it but am afraid to lose this relationship.
Thanks for reading dear ones

 

[Candidate No 7]

Lmao she looks like Ellen Page if she took up weight lifting instead of starving herself.
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Ellen Page would have to eat another Ellen Page to look like that. One-and-a-half maybe.

 

[Kebab Expert]

Man causes a scene at a bar lecturing two young women about how easy they have it. Somehow thinks he "won". (Reddit) | (Archive)

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So, I’m at a pub. Just minding my own business, sipping on my drink, when I overhear this conversation.

Girl A: "Ugh, being a woman is so expensive. Pads, tampons, birth control, skincare… It never ends." Girl B: "Right? And trans women don’t even have to deal with periods. They have it so easy."

At this pont, my soul leaves my body and hovers somewhere near the ceiling as I consider whether to intervene. But, since I have had exactly one and a half drinks, and I've just argued with my gf, I decide, screw it.

"Yeah, no periods," I say, sliding into the conversation. "try being a walking science experiment."

They blink at me.

"Try waking up every morning knowing you have to religiously take your little cocktail of finasteride, minoxidil, estradiol enenthate, progesterone, oh, and let’s not forget the occasional trip to a clinic for bloodwork so you don’t accidentally die because your estrogen is out of whack. Love that for me."

Their expressions start shifting, but I’m just getting warmed up.

"Try knowing that if you don’t inject yourself on time, your levels go to shit, and suddenly, you feel like a zombie. Oh, and the hair situation? You think your overpriced shampoo is bad? Babe, my hairline and I are in a constant war where I am both the general and the front-line soldier. My bathroom counter looks like a pharmacy."

"And don’t even get me started on laser hair removal. You’re crying about shaving your legs? I paid to have a laser obliterate my face repeatedly, like for real, Star Wars laser face, and I’m still out here plucking rogue hairs like I’m defusing a bomb."

At this point, Girl A and Girl B are looking deeply uncomfortable, but I’m fully committed now.

"And you wanna talk about social struggles? You know how far-right guys act like they hate me? Nah, babe, they treat me better than far-right women do. At least the men will straight up tell me they don’t think I should exist. The women? Oh, they’ll smile in my face, call me ‘hun,’ and then try to get me kicked out of a bathroom for existing in my little ‘estrogen-infused sin. And they'll sit at random pubs talking about how easy it is for us.’"

Sweet silence.

I finish my drink and say, "Anyway, enjoy your period cramps, I guess."

I walk out the door. Now afterwards I feel kinda bad, but at the moment I was on fire. I just came out of an argument with my gf, so I think I had some bottled up emotions. Did I overreact?

Also I've heard this argument alot now, so it could be a mix, a perfect storm if you will, that triggered me.

His little quip at the end ("Anyway, enjoy your period cramps, I guess.") betrays the true source of his contempt. If the two women he was eavesdropping on had been men, he would have remained meek and then later made an equally histrionic post about how his life was in danger that night. What a faggot.

The comments are what you'd expect, complete with retards claiming that trans women so totally get periods too. This one in particular is a bit hilarious, though. You, a man with dick and balls, suffer from Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder. For something to be "premenstrual", menstruation must follow.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Nature is healing
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I don't know what the other 'nonbinary' emojis were supposed to be, but men were (inadvertently or deliberately) using the 'pregnant man' emoji to convey they were bloated from eating and/or drinking too much. And that pissed off the gender specials. Just one of the unforeseen consequences when you introduce something to cater to trans madness.

 

[Dr. Butt]

'pregnant man' emoji to convey they were bloated from eating and/or drinking too much.

I actually did think it was a burrito baby emoji and not a pooner. Maybe they should bring that one back

 

[GloriousScarf]

Someone stuck up a 'trans rights are human rights' sticker on a lamppost near where I live, it was half torn off within a few days. Heartwarming development

 

[Dolly Brooks]

"Try waking up every morning knowing you have to religiously take your little cocktail of finasteride, minoxidil, estradiol enenthate, progesterone, oh, and let’s not forget the occasional trip to a clinic for bloodwork so you don’t accidentally die because your estrogen is out of whack. Love that for me."

“First I gotta find the crack, then I gotta buy it, then I gotta test it for fentanyl so it doesn’t kill me, then I gotta smoke it, and then I have to do it all over again tomorrow!”

You got hard when you played as a girl in Pokémon Crystal and now you think you’re a lesbian with dick and balls. I didn’t tell you to do that dumb shit.