StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Bunkerhousing]

I am thinking, assuming demons exist and that you can make a contract for fame and glory.

It sure looks like this is what Styx have done.

He have risen to fame with a not insignificant subscriber count on youtube.

But now the contract is up, the reaping has begun, from this we will only see Styx spiral even further.

His only chance is to reject what he have gained, take solace in a church, maybe join a convent, become a monk for the rest of his life.

You can never win by signing a contract with a demon.

Also, what happened to his garden? Probably dead and overgrown now.

 

[PsyopDuck]

Why yes, I have. I cast level 1 yt-dlp. Suffah, styx.

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Sounds like Styx drank some extra wizard brew to muster up the courage to make this video. Using your audience as leverage to re-negotiate your sponsor contracts is a top tier move taught only at the real HBS (Hogwarts Business School).

 

[mickrussom]

Also, what happened to his garden? Probably dead and overgrown now.

His Stole-Assness The Dark Warlock Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna in Rutlandshire on the Mighty River of East Creek has many Dark Wizard Powers but one skill Dark Lord Tarl does not have is to grow food in a Vermont Winter.

 

[anscochrome]

Also, what happened to his garden? Probably dead and overgrown now.

The last video Isaw of it (almost a year ago), it was looking really rough. The video was made after all the biochar braggadocio ( they need my skills to teach them efficient large scale food production).

It looked liked a "chaos garden". What was growing appeared scraggly and random. There were not neat rows of different vegetables with little signs denoting what they were. The neighborhood community garden just a block away from my place looked infinitely better. and those were plots planted by at least 25 different individuals. Even most of those had ties and markers.

I think I would starve to death if I had to rely on Tarl's "garden"

 

[Bunkerhousing]

The last video Isaw of it (almost a year ago), it was looking really rough. The video was made after all the biochar braggadocio ( they need my skills to teach them efficient large scale food production).

It looked liked a "chaos garden". What was growing appeared scraggly and random. There were not neat rows of different vegetables with little signs denoting what they were. The neighborhood community garden just a block away from my place looked infinitely better. and those were plots planted by at least 25 different individuals. Even most of those had ties and markers.

I think I would starve to death if I had to rely on Tarl's "garden"

Yeah it looked very shitty.

You would be lucky to only starve to death.

 

[anscochrome]

His Stole-Assness The Dark Warlock Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna in Rutlandshire on the Mighty River of East Creek has many Dark Wizard Powers but one skill Dark Lord Tarl does not have is to grow food in a Vermont Winter.

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I wish I had made the effort to drive up to Rutland back in October, 2018 when I was in that area doing fall foilage photography for a client (I was there too late for peak color, but got the job done for the client) . I think he was still in Europe at that time, but it would have been interesting to see if Rutland appeared as run down and poverty stricken as Barre, Vermont.

I did get a nice tour of the Putney School in Newfane, VT by an admin there. Putney School is basically setup for "remmitence man" type kids, and Tarl should have gone there, but you have to be from a family of means to be able to be admitted.

 

[mickrussom]

run down and poverty stricken as Barre, Vermont.

Barre has one treasure that gives it wealth beyond measure, the largest zipper in North America, a world famous zipper to say the least. It might be large enough to cover the FUPAs of the local megafauna/"women".

We must also recognize Tarl for his Army Specialist rank. They must now need Dark Lord Wizards in the Army in the fight against the CHICOMs, which Tarl insists are the "chee-coms".
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[anscochrome]

Barre has one treasure that gives it wealth beyond measure, the largest zipper in North America, a world famous zipper to say the least. It might be large enough to cover the FUPAs of the local megafauna/"women".


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When I drove on Highway 302 from Lincoln, NH to Barre, VT. , the change in the appearence of the local economy was very sudden, and very stark. It was like going from the Golden Temple in Punjab. to the most trash and rat infested trailer park you have ever seen.
Based on what I saw, it appears Tarl is in the perfect place for a man of his station.

 

[Vassal]

Between Sam and Tarl throwing these vague posts out there I think they both really deserve each other.....possible murder suicide?

How's this working out for Laylithe? Dead or in prison yet? Oh, of course it doesn't include the attachment. It was the message from Laylithe early in March saying she expected to be dead or in jail within the next seven days.

 

[Laylithe]

How's this working out for Laylithe? Dead or in prison yet? Oh, of course it doesn't include the attachment. It was the message from Laylithe early in March saying she expected to be dead or in jail within the next seven days.

Alive on the outside, dead on the inside. No prison yet, just trying to stay not-sad at the situation and keep working like the bitch I am.

 

[Spodermon]

Alive on the outside, dead on the inside. No prison yet, just trying to stay not-sad at the situation and keep working like the bitch I am.

Ok but seriously, you being scared of Tarl Warwick’s alleged internet clout and ludicrous mafia connections is the saddest thing you posted all thread. That you likely fear and despise your attraction to him, that’s unhinged but understandable, I guess, but that rant you had where you feared his “powers”, that’s just… no. Don’t. There is no such power, it’s wild that you can’t see that.
Be not afraid.

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

Alive on the outside, dead on the inside. No prison yet, just trying to stay not-sad at the situation and keep working like the bitch I am.

Talking like a thirteen year old going through puberty, not a mother of three. Why the state hasn’t taken your kids away is amazing, I fully expect to see you guys on a 48hrs episode, it’s not uncommon for unfit parents to lose it on their kids.

I know you try to come off as edgy and funny, but I’m getting more white trashy/pathetic vibes from you. You’re a Rutland 3, and Walmart is always looking to hire door greeters. Get to work, mom of the year.

 

[Laylithe]

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Talking like a thirteen year old going through puberty, not a mother of three. Why the state hasn’t taken your kids away is amazing, I fully expect to see you guys on a 48hrs episode, it’s not uncommon for unfit parents to lose it on their kids.

I know you try to come off as edgy and funny, but I’m getting more white trashy/pathetic vibes from you. You’re a Rutland 3, and Walmart is always looking to hire door greeters. Get to work, mom of the year.

Ok

 

[mickrussom]

Warwick’s alleged internet clout and ludicrous mafia connections
Be not afraid.

@Laylithe this is true, Tarl is weak and getting weaker now. On alt tech the comments are anti-Tarl, on Youtube Tarl has to delete shitloads of comments. He is making videos begging for money from his sponsors who stopped paying him. He had to be bailed out by Hambugular Jeremy and he is clearly strapped for cash. No mafia would want anything to do with a Z-list lolcow on youtube who has panic attacks from leaving Chasanna. If there was ever a time to strike this loser its now so whatever you have to do to legally bring down this two-timing child-abandoning dirty smelly wanna-be demon prince now is the time.

 

[Laylithe]

@Laylithe this is true, Tarl is weak and getting weaker now. On alt tech the comments are anti-Tarl, on Youtube Tarl has to delete shitloads of comments. He is making videos begging for money from his sponsors who stopped paying him. He had to be bailed out by Hambugular Jeremy and he is clearly strapped for cash. No mafia would want anything to do with a Z-list lolcow on youtube who has panic attacks from leaving Chasanna. If there was ever a time to strike this loser its now so whatever you have to do to legally bring down this two-timing child-abandoning dirty smelly wanna-be demon prince now is the time.

And what exactly would that accomplish? Seriously. I'm already heartbroken, upset at the situation, disappointed in myself, Tarl, life. Saying all of this feels like I'm a dog claimimg I'm housebroken and no longer pissing on the floor. Woof woof. Have any of you figured out that I just don't care anymore? I'm tired. Stinks might be right about "pathetic".

 

[Stinks Abandoned Daughter]

And what exactly would that accomplish? Seriously. I'm already heartbroken, upset at the situation, disappointed in myself, Tarl, life. Saying all of this feels like I'm a dog claimimg I'm housebroken and no longer pissing on the floor. Woof woof. Have any of you figured out that I just don't care anymore? I'm tired. Stinks might be right about "pathetic".

Only thing left to do at this point is burn down his home with everyone inside, then start and onlyfans account to make ends meet. There plenty of blacks and Mexicans who wouldn‘t mind a single-mother of three, btw. It’s not too late to call Tyrone.

 

[Godmode]

Talking like a thirteen year old going through puberty, not a mother of three. Why the state hasn’t taken your kids away is amazing, I fully expect to see you guys on a 48hrs episode, it’s not uncommon for unfit parents to lose it on their kids.

I know you try to come off as edgy and funny, but I’m getting more white trashy/pathetic vibes from you. You’re a Rutland 3, and Walmart is always looking to hire door greeters. Get to work, mom of the year.

You're being a tad harsh on her. She is not a bad looking woman and should be out of Dark Lord Tarl's league, but she is damaged goods with a storage locker of baggage. I still think the good ending to the Sam and Styx saga is if they get back together.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I still think the good ending to the Sam and Styx saga is if they get back together.

You just want to throw popcorn at the inevitable implosion that would cause.

 

[Godmode]

You just want to throw popcorn at the inevitable implosion that would cause.

Nah, I am just a glass half full kinda guy. A happy ending enjoyer.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nah, I am just a glass half full kinda guy. A happy ending enjoyer.

Tarl and @Laylithe ending up together again will never be a happy ending.

They'd both end up miserable and that's assuming that Tarl doesn't tie her to a rock so a Silence can rip out her intestines in a misguided attempt to keep the demon larping as a faggot owl from consuming Tarl's soul.