Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[behindyourightnow]

“There is no MATI in the Becky thread”

We should probably get it codified.

Yeah TBH I probably need to bow out of the thread again like I did after Hannah was born, I'm going to start physically growing a top hat out of my scalp otherwise. She just has that effect on people.

 

[Hweeks]

The worst part is she likes Civ 7, it's absolute garbage - but I guess so is her life... Hmmmmmm

The baby abuse makes me MATI too, so I play a little extra with my 5 month old (who has a round and full of hair head) to calm down.

 

[Dirty knee growls]

My heart weeps for that poor child

 

[repentance]

Two months earlier...

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Hey Becky... Your kid wouldn't have a quarter mile drag strip in the back of it's head if you didn't leave her laying around all day so you could smoke weed and play video games with your creepy boyfriend.

No responsible parent is going to be using ear plugs or head phones to diminish noise. Sound (or absence thereof) is one of your best sources of feedback about all being well with your baby at any given moment.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Two months earlier...

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Hey Becky... Your kid wouldn't have a quarter mile drag strip in the back of it's head if you didn't leave her laying around all day so you could smoke weed and play video games with your creepy boyfriend.

What the actual jackshit fuck.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

He still lives there and is the primary breadwinner/paypig.

Imagine having to pay for the lifestyle of an ugly, mentally ill bitch and you don't even get to have her to yourself.

How do dudes like that not neck themselves?

 

[stares at error messages]

Is she a native american unorthodox jewish princess like Tommy Tooter?

She either wants the kid to be a circus freak or a central banker.

 

[jorgoth]

You know that Chris Rock bit about children of single moms going to jail? "If a kid calls his grandma “Mommy” and his mama “Pam”, he's going to jail!" That sort of thing? I feel like kids raised in polycules are likely to be that but x50. If single moms and prostitutes give birth to murderers, then what the fuck are THESE people going to rear?

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

You know that Chris Rock bit about children of single moms going to jail? "If a kid calls his grandma “Mommy” and his mama “Pam”, he's going to jail!" That sort of thing? I feel like kids raised in polycules are likely to be that but x50. If single moms and prostitutes give birth to murderers, then what the fuck are THESE people going to rear?

Becky is letting randos live in her house who literally advertise their autopedophilia fetishes on their fetlife profiles. If the kid is super lucky she'll just get really badly neglected, but unless something drastic changes, the odds that Becky's daughter gets diddled by some freakish addition to the polycule is very high, especially as Becky gets uglier and more unhinged and the kid gets closer to puberty.

 

[Meriasek]

What does she think autism is? Quirky Disease?

Well, yeah, of course.

The baby would probably be speaking and walking if anyone actually spoke to and interacted with her. But this will get her bonus points for developmental delays and issues.
It's like fucking Munchausen by Proxy and Neglect.

 

[Frankenhooker69]

the kid situation is making me so sad.
she's a danger to her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's like fucking Munchausen by Proxy and Neglect.

Most MBP moms are out there hustling: flying across the country to the right quack doctor who'll agree the kids all need spinal surgery, pouring salt into the PEG so their kid's labs are always baffling, coaching the kid into "behaviors" that will get the lucrative diagnosis.

They could learn from Becky's hands-off parenting: munch smarter, not harder.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No responsible parent is going to be using ear plugs or head phones to diminish noise. Sound (or absence thereof) is one of your best sources of feedback about all being well with your baby at any given moment.

The only way Becky is a responsible parent is that she’s responsible for her baby’s flat head.

Imagine having to pay for the lifestyle of an ugly, mentally ill bitch and you don't even get to have her to yourself.

How do dudes like that not neck themselves?

Look at the kind of dudes who get into polyamory. They don’t exactly have women knocking the door down. They figure getting a timeshare in a landwhale is easier than actually pulling themselves together.

 

[Meriasek]

Man, Hannah's teenage years are gonna be kino. She's gonna be so pissed at her mom that she gave her a flathead no hairdo will be able to hide.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I hope that this front page feature = flyby, wider web randos= CPS cow tipping now and I don't even care.
Touch that fuckin poo, shit is beyond.

Hannah is not neglected enough to warrant removal by CPS. I’m sorry, but a child won’t be removed for, “what if this goes sideways?!” Because there are already a ton of kids living in the post-sideways reality who take precedent. Even if some cow tipper calls CPS and files a report, nothing would come of it other than Becky furiously masturbating about the persecution from her haters.

Yes, Becky might have all the makings of a Temu Marion Zimmer Bradley but you’ll only sound like a fool if you try to parlay that into a removal from the home.

You can primarily treat your child’s illnesses with essential oils, file a private school affidavit every year and neglect your child’s education through “unschooling,” neglect to potty train until your child is 5, or never take your child to the park and not face CPS action even though all of those things are retarded and cruel. The type of abuse that gets a child removed is extreme. Unless you’re speedrunning a Baby Brianna situation OR not affirming your child’s school-driven gender transition, you likely will just get slapped with some parenting classes instead of losing custody.

 

[WhiteBoySummer]

Eventually babies grow up, develop free will, notice how differently their friends' parents act...that kid is going to hate her and she is going to hate that kid. I hope the farms is still around in 16 years, because little Hannah deserves to know how she was treated before she could talk back.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

I haven't caught up with the thread yet, but damn at least this bitch aborted/discarded all her male embryos so as to delay the coming of the Anti-Christ. Only good thing she has ever done for this world.

 

[Boss Bass]

Becky is extremely lazy & entitled. (She does this often.)

It really is the little things with lolcows sometimes. People can just not taken care of my kids for a day, just like that? I’d be jealous if it weren’t an abhorrent statement.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Vagueposting about the breakup:

Just wanted to circle back to this post, because it's a perfect demonstration of what an insane retard this woman is.

These people spend years shitting all over the concept of legalized relationships and marriage, by talking about muh polyamorous commune, and then when the person funding their polyamorous communal lifestyle says "haha ok i'm done bye" they start crying because they have no legal recourse and no way to prevent being hung out to dry.

It's almost like human society invented marriage and all the associated laws to solve problems like this.

Also seriously expecting your polyamorous sugar daddy to keep supporting you financially after you break up, and treating his lack of desire to do so as a big betrayal, is fucking peak gold digger behavior.

 

[Wargarbl]

Spoiler alert, Becky: you're still fat and idle, and it will continue to cause health issues.

Is this is her latest excuse why she should be eternally couch-melded and stoned? Probably.