Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

If you're a Kiwi with a connection to the Auto Salvage business in Albuquerque, PM me if you spot TophiaChu's Honda. I want to mount its crumpled hood on my wall. It'll look so sick next to the one from Mark Martin's #6 Valvoline 1992 Daytona 500 car.View attachment 7084527View attachment 7084531

The entire car should be turned into a shrine at the church where they were parked at. It should be like how The Most Venerable Thích Quàng Ðúc’s car is eternalized at the Thiên Mụ Pagoda.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Yeah but if they were run correctly it'd be a net positive for everyone. You call them money pits but there are much deeper money pits that the US still throws money into to this day.

That won't happen because this country is too big to run such a massive network of mental health institutions effectively and efficiently so corruption would start near immediately. Again. It's also one of the jobs with the highest burnout rates on the planet so staffing would be an issue too. And maintaining alliances via foreign aid is WAY higher on the priority list than keeping retards and schizos off the street.

 

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Look at the gay trans flags next to the street

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

If you want to feel bad for someone, feel bad for Papachu. Nigger is in jail, no crack, and his son got clapped. Has to face that shit sober.

He's a pornbrained scrote (with a suspicious interest in "teens") who would rather roleplay as a bank owner in a men's shelter and commit literal crimes than help his family, what the hell are you talking about?

 

[Jace on ice]

Maybe a local dive bar can buy the diddymobile and display it like the Bonnie and Clyde death car.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Look at the gay trans flags next to the street
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We can't see shit in the background of this tiny image.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I concur with that statement. I mean Tophiachu will suffer, but it may be a learning experience for her.

I highly doubt she is going to learn, she will still try to rely on sympathy donations and blame everyone around her for not doing enough for her.

 

[GodJesusHimself]

I highly doubt she is going to learn, she will still try to rely on sympathy donations and blame everyone around her for not doing enough for her.

Perhaps that too is for the best.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Look at this shit 3 damn gofundme posts all claiming to be Tophia and all with her name spelled differently and with varying levels of spelling errors in the descriptions begging for money because weens are all crack baby retards. She's a dumbass but i'm pretty sure she knows how to spell her own name right you glue sniffing mongoloids. I'm about to see if I can unmask these faggots.

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EMPOWER JAMAR!

Terrible as it is to say, I kind of hope she does pass. Her dying in relative comfort is a preferable alternative to going back to Toph and slumming it in whatever shelter they both will undoubtedly end up in.

God damn, I think that's how I would want to go. Dying of sepsis in a car hacking my lungs out while my daughter begs on tiktok sounds all.

 

[alphabetnigger]

EMPOWER JAMAR!

God damn, I think that's how I would want to go. Dying of sepsis in a car hacking my lungs out while my daughter begs on tiktok sounds all.

If anything good comes of this, it's that we're all rooting for Jamar now. I mean, I doubt anyone will give him any money but, we're rooting for him

 

[Dust & Bones]

Question here, perhaps I missed the info. Does anyone know if Mama was shot by the same bullet? Meaning it passed through Brother and hit Ma?
My other question was answered a few pages back about how Brother could be in the driver seat while the perp drove away.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Question here, perhaps I missed the info. Does anyone know if Mama was shot by the same bullet? Meaning it passed through Brother and hit Ma?
My other question was answered a few pages back about how Brother could be in the driver seat while the perp drove away.

I’m pretty sure she got shot during the shoot out with the security guard. I believe it was the security guards bullets that she got shot by.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Question here, perhaps I missed the info. Does anyone know if Mama was shot by the same bullet? Meaning it passed through Brother and hit Ma?
My other question was answered a few pages back about how Brother could be in the driver seat while the perp drove away.

If so it would probably be an abdominal wound due to the downward angle of the shot and there's an awful lot of organs to hit there.

 

[and and and and]

According to the latest report on this story from ABQ Raw Mamachu was "critically injured" rather than simply being in "stable condition" as originally stated. She may very well die too if this is the case given her advanced age and already poor health.

Edit: Added higher quality crime scene images and news articles for the crowd coming in from the feature.

This article was made by someone familiar with the infamy of the family and states Mamachu was critically injured and that the car jacker did this after crashing another vehicle. They really were just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

https://abqraw.com/post/deadly-carjacking-ends-in-chaos-and-fatal-shootout-of-famous-tiktokers-family/

This article contains a statement from an unnamed Tophiachu confirming my suspicions that Brotherchu was suddenly executed while they slept.

https://www.abqjournal.com/news/article_363f1476-fe79-11ef-85fd-77889ace4888.html

Press conference held by the police this morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA5mQFPFRLQ

Scene of crash and death of carjacker.

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Carjacker's original vehicle that he crashed likely while escaping a prior crime that hasn't been linked to him yet, notice flat front tire.

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I am willing to wager a significant amount of cash that the carjacker was of Basketball American descent with a history of drug use

 

[toyscoloringbubblebaths34]

I just cant stop thinking about brotherchus last couple years of life and how thats how he spent them

Imagine your still living with your parents in your mid 20s, your fat retarded jobless older sister has done nothing but make tiktok videos thirsting over asian men and arguing on a livestream in the living room for HOURS every day and blaming others for the reasons why she wont get a job
Then, your family gets evicted and you have to start living in a single motel room with your fat retard of a sister (still on live bitching every single fucking day), and your elderly mother while you keep working at the gas station to try to save the little money you make, meanwhile tophia is spending any of the money she makes off her clownshow livestream on temu packages filled with fake rings, and shitty makeup.
Finally the motel finds out about how much you guys are trashing the place and kicks you out.
Now you live in your family's tiny car, your mom sounds like she's on the brink of death and your sister is STILL yelling on live about how 'she doesn't need a job', and everyday you have to witness your ogre sister and elderly mother crawl out of the disgusting car to go defecate in the local park
Then some crazy fucking tweaker comes in the middle of the night and shoots you in the head as you were trying to get some sleep in your wackjob paint car

What a life to live

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

He was a good lolcow... *lipsmack*...What a rotten way to die.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Can someone explain to me why they look like the dr Seuss whoville leprosy colony? yeah I get they have bad hygiene but they're fucking ugly in an unnatural way .

 

[Taser Confetti]

Can someone explain to me why they look like the dr Seuss whoville leprosy colony? yeah I get they have bad hygiene but they're fucking ugly in an unnatural way .

They’re the IRL equivalent of La Atrocidad/Amermutt memes and live in conditions that make the maids of meth hotels recoil in disgust.

 

[toyscoloringbubblebaths34]

Can someone explain to me why they look like the dr Seuss whoville leprosy colony? yeah I get they have bad hygiene but they're fucking ugly in an unnatural way .

once you see who is spectated to be tophias "real" father, her genes start to make WAY more sense, it doesnt describe brother chu tho. no way mamachu had kids by 2 different men and they BOTH turned out looking like trolls

 

[anliteralidiot]

Can someone explain to me why they look like the dr Seuss whoville leprosy colony? yeah I get they have bad hygiene but they're fucking ugly in an unnatural way .

I still think she has de Lange syndrome.

CdLS is a multisystemic disease expressing variable physical, cognitive, and behavioral characteristics. It is a genetic disorder that affects many organs, leading to various clinical presentations. Typical features of the rare disease include restricted growth with prenatal onset (second trimester), intellectual disability, craniofacial abnormalities, upper limb anomalies, and hirsutism. Additional features include gastroesophageal reflux (GERD), genitourinary malformations, and heart defects.

The facial deformities being the arched eyebrows, upturned nose, and smooth upper lip...
She's also definitely got hirsutism, she's complained of acid reflux, and she's had open heart surgery. It also presents with speech difficulties, such as a low-pitched voice, but people with it talk a lot with their hands...
It all describes Tophia to a Big T.

It might also explain Mamachu being only 4 and a half feet tall.