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I personally put Alex into the gas chambers 6 million times. In minecraft.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
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Is your gas chamber located in that weird zone in Minecraft that Alex has nightmares about?
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Or maybe you could try to level yourself up to everybody else's position Alex.
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I hate feeling inferior and unwelcome. I hate it! I'm gonna drag people down to my position. Just you wait.
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200 pages, and just in time for the lunar eclipse that is happening TONIGHT!
(old video)
Does anyone else really hate lunar eclipses? Because I know Suhail does.
Thank you Alex for giving us permission to make these satire AI image. Remember: it is too late to sue us.
Does anyone else really hate lunar eclipses? Because I know Suhail does.
Thank you Alex for giving us permission to make these satire AI image. Remember: it is too late to sue us.
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What he's doing right now... I think this is Alex's way of trying to redeem himself to us, but it seems like he's missing the point.
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Alex, if you're reading this, are you willing to listen to us now?
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My anxiety only started going down long after I stopped using KiwiFarms. It has been giving me anxiety for over a year ever since the Catler drama. I should've left the site at this point. I was once a well respected person there (but not the most), now almost everyone on there hates me. I feel like a complete alien. I get it, they felt sorry for me because of how retarded I was until I mentioned Keffals. Honestly. Fuck Keffals. For giving DIY HRT to children. That is absolutely disgusting.
Alex, if you're reading this, are you willing to listen to us now?
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I give it three days before he goes back to saying he loves keffals, don’t do AI art, and #dropkiwifarms
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Congratulations on 200 pages everyone. Great work all around.
I say we take Alex up on his challenge. Let's add a 5 year countdown timer to the thread. It only stops for 1 of 3 reasons.
1) the site gets taken down per Alex's premonitions
2) Alex returns to the site
3) the timer simply runs out
I say we take Alex up on his challenge. Let's add a 5 year countdown timer to the thread. It only stops for 1 of 3 reasons.
1) the site gets taken down per Alex's premonitions
2) Alex returns to the site
3) the timer simply runs out
We all know it's gonna be 2. I will further speculate he will not only return but he will return with a NYPA, or something similar, trying to send his KF "friends" after someone worse who's fucking with him.
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@Axiom. lol
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I want to be a well respected lolcow like BossmanJack or KingCobraJFS. Please say that you love me while also calling me a retard. I am an outsider artist like Wesley Willis.
Axiom. Please love me as the fellow retard I am.
have a better understanding of the Japanese language than I do learning to take criticism.
Axiom. Please love me as the fellow retard I am.
have a better understanding of the Japanese language than I do learning to take criticism.
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Even though I hate KiwiFarms and it would be mentioned in my manifesto. It won't be scrutinized in that manifesto. I am hoping to release the manifesto in a few months.
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He still hasn't removed the "#dropkiwifarms" part from his Youtube bio, so he's probably just spewing lies to please the people here. I also feel like he still secretly supports Keffals due to this, after all, he was the one that started that whole campaign.
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Alex seems to be feeling suicidal right now.
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Fuck it. I am thinking of not living a long life. I don't want to live like this. I feel like breaking down. I honestly feel astonished that I actually lived longer than 2PAC. But my anxiety weighing down on me, the nightmares I get. The fluttering that sometimes happen in my ear. It's awful. I just feel so uninspired to live at this point.
Just pray I find peace. I hate losing respect from so many people, it makes me feel lonely. That's what I am. You can't help me by telling me to kill myself.
Just pray I find peace. I hate losing respect from so many people, it makes me feel lonely. That's what I am. You can't help me by telling me to kill myself.
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I apologize for all the wrongful actions I commit as a moid, now I know what it's like to get creeped on.
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I'm beyond words. They should've sent a poet.
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Alex, when you jump off the nearest building (this nigga is too fat for a rope), do a backflip. Make sure you write my name in your suicide note as well.
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While feeling suicidal, Alex still has time to complain about porn bots.
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I know respect is earned and not given. BUT DON'T THROW ANY MOTHERFUCKING PORN BOTS AT ME! I DON'T DESERVE CONTEMPT!
Having porn bots is worse than having no one.
Having porn bots is worse than having no one.
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He is referencing, a post made here made by Manuel, confirming he is lying about not reading his thread.
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He's referencing this random video I shared while archiving his chords of brazil iv channel, referring to the sign above. I didn't think it was that important so I deleted it, but looks like it was enough to get to Alex, so now it's staying here.
Permanently.
Star Wars fight in cafeteria.
And a screenshot for good measure.
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