Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

Can someone explain to me why they look like the dr Seuss whoville leprosy colony? yeah I get they have bad hygiene but they're fucking ugly in an unnatural way .
They're likely the end result of inbreeding and long term drug use. Bad genes don't produce super models.

I still think she has de Lange syndrome.
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The facial deformities being the arched eyebrows, upturned nose, and smooth upper lip...
She's also definitely got hirsutism, she's complained of acid reflux, and she's had open heart surgery. It also presents with speech difficulties, such as a low-pitched voice, but people with it talk a lot with their hands...
It all describes Tophia to a Big T.

It might also explain Mamachu being only 4 and a half feet tall.
I think you're right on the money with your theory. Here's an example of a child with the disorder and a picture of young brotherchu to compare.

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We can't see shit in the background of this tiny image.
You have bad eyesight. You should make an appointment with an eye doctor.
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Also it is nice to see that Tophia can turn on the tears when she needs to ebeg. I guess she's too stupid to realise that her meal ticket just died too. I thought she'd take this harder. This is a big change in her life.
 
As much of a moral fag as I sound, I can't help but feel the tiniest bit of sadness for most lolcows. Most of them were fucked from the start, typically descending from a lineage of mental illness.
I feel like mental illness is a prerequisite for lolcow status. If their brains worked properly, then they wouldn't get themselves into the hijinks that they do. And I feel a lot of pity for them. They are unequipped to function in our society, so they stumble through life making horrible decisions.

And since our clown world isn't set up to address their mental illness or even protect them from their own terrible decisions, the best way to turn lemons into lemonade is to just chuckle at their antics sometimes when they do something silly (and, for the record, this is NOT one of those times -- this is just sad).

Something called a poppers burial, your ashes get mixed with a bunch of other homeless or unclaimed dead, cremated and thrown in a hole together.
I thought a poppers burial was when they mixed your ashes up with amyl nitrite
 
Tophia is back to arguing with people. The best thing she could do is just fuck off from the internet.
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Tophia arguing with some guy over a comment, though she accidentally posted his sister.
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Also they're posting about us on the reddit now sigh
Who cares? Those soft fucks will get rekt on here and run back to reddit to cry. I saw comments on that thread like "Ohn I had to get off it and take a break" "I felt like they were gonna dox me" They act like this is a darkweb site lol
 
You have bad eyesight. You should make an appointment with an eye doctor.
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Also it is nice to see that Tophia can turn on the tears when she needs to ebeg. I guess she's too stupid to realise that her meal ticket just died too. I thought she'd take this harder. This is a big change in her life.
Honestly I think she's just too retarded to know how screwed she really is, I mean now who does she have left
 
Honestly I think she's just too retarded to know how screwed she really is, I mean now who does she have left
Even when she first started living in carchus 1-3, she had shelter options too; she just didn’t like any of them. Even in the most dire situation she’s still a fucking choosing beggar. she had options but thinks it’s a smart idea to be picky. I expect her to be smugly making fun of people with jobs within a few weeks
 
Even when she first started living in carchus 1-3, she had shelter options too; she just didn’t like any of them. Even in the most dire situation she’s still a fucking choosing beggar. she had options but thinks it’s a smart idea to be picky. I expect her to be smugly making fun of people with jobs within a few weeks
When she's done exploiting her dead brother (I'm willing to bet they're going to cremate him and keep him in urn and she's going to exploit that as well)

as for her living situation I honestly feel like God looks out for his retards so that or another motel till the money and/or trash situation and smell gets too bad

I forget if she gets welfare or government assistance, because that makes it a hell of a lot more funnier to laugh at people with jobs (I need you to work so I don't)
 
(I'm willing to bet they're going to cremate him and keep him in urn and she's going to exploit that as well)
If they cremate him I bet they'll go for direct cremation, since it's the cheapest option. Which will mean brotherchu's remains will be coming back to the car in a cardboard box.
 
Once you get to 1000 posts, null breaks into your home, steals all of your cheese, and calls you the n word.
Can confirm, this did in fact happen. Real and true.
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Not my screenshot but holy shit people on tiktok are retarded/sheltered.
These are more than likely kids, like barely in their teens kids to be fair. They are in fact going to be retarded, especially when their mushy brains are subject to TikTok shit.
Though I'm sure it's more young adults than actual children who you can sort of excuse for being this retarded.

Toph was not "100% targeted" and the simplest bit of research would show that lol. If they were targeted, don't you think Tophia would be the one in a casket first? If someone was going to commit such a crime of passion, they would not have executed a sleeping man, stolen an extremely identifiable car, and then drive it WITH the body of the person they just murdered into a wall and get killed by some security guard. Y'know who does do that? A crackhead who is high off their ass and not thinking rationally, and is probably retarded too. Especially in an area with so much similar crime.
What happened to Tophia and her family really was just an unfortunate series of events. To some degree it was arguably avoidable had she never put her family in a situation of homelessness, but that's simply not how things went down, and because of that, Mamachu, Brotherchu and Tophiachu were all in the wrong place, at the wrong time. No-one could have prevented this from happening in the moment & it's just how shit went down. It wasn't a crime of passion, it was not "trolls", it wasn't internet denizens mocking her that caused this, it was a random violent individual, doing a random act of violence against random people. It's odd to see people still try to go "omg it was targeted!"

But y'know, niggas can't use google and have no life experience. Lol.
 
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