DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gulls on Film]

More inside info from Warski
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Don't contact me on my day off.
Also don't contact me while I'm working.
I will message YOU in a drunken haze at 4 am. These are my terms.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

I saw this just a few mins ago. Looks like Phil's chances of trying to talk to Warski are off the table.
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Nooooo not muh "gaming soul mate"!

 

[A Guy™]

More inside info from Warski
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During his podcast today Phil made sure to mention several times specifically that it wasn't Andy he was pretend mad at it was PPP. Andy is obviously retarded from drug abuse (just watch any Kino show where he claps like a seal), so even having him dump on him is embarrassing. No one has ever liked you Dave and anyone who ever has with more than 3 braincells has turned against you. Feels bad man.

 

[PieceofShet]

Kat rather die is one way to get out of a loveless marriage. A bit extreme but it IS a way...

 

[johnkimble123]

Presented without context (although the 2nd clip is him whining about wrestling TV show theme songs and it starts a rant about music), stolen from Discord:

 

[Burl McMillan]

If Phil crawls back to Massa Keem and joins the Lolcow Live network I'm gonna lose my shit.

I can see a world where DJ Killer Keemstar might see this recent tard slapfight and think he can milk something out of it... only to basically do a time loop of the KC fags thinking they can coax Phil into doing something interesting and failing to do so. I can guarantee you that even if Phil actually wants to come on the show, he wants to be on the level of Keemstar, as in, the farmer wrangling the lolcows Boogie and Wings, and not as a lolcow himself.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

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I'm surprised that they really thought they could do anything productive with Phil in the long run, I thought they would be smarter and more knowledgeable than that and were just using him as a punching bag to discard at a later time. I can understand that as an outsider being first introduced, Phil does not seem all that bad, but when I first discovered him it only took me like a day or two of reading bits and pieces in the thread to realize that he is nothing more than a hopeless loser. Everyone that comes into extended contact with him eventually understands why he is so hated, but it still surprises me how long it sometimes takes people to get to the point of realization of how vile and pathetic he is as a person.

 

[Kheapathic]

During his podcast today Phil made sure to mention several times specifically that it wasn't Andy he was pretend mad at it was PPP. Andy is obviously retarded from drug abuse (just watch any Kino show where he claps like a seal), so even having him dump on him is embarrassing.

The thing I like about Andy, is a lot of his reactions are like old infomercials; where you see someone acting like a retard and then the narrator chimes in with "Have you ever had a..." question. PPP will start a topic, and Andy's face will be like those informercials, Ashton will get a little more into it, Andy goes "What? No!?" If PPP would just try to sell me some childproof corndog holder or something, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Remember when Punchable Polack Burnell (PP Burnell for short) was mocking DA TWOLLZ for thinking PPP was snaking him for months? Remember how smug he was when calling people morahns because they were warning him PPP was taking shots at him unironically?

Where's that big mouth of yours now, buddy?

 

[Guinan's hats]

I wish I could be optimistic and say there's a future for Phil in lolcow. Because, say what you will about Keemstar, he has those tards following scripts and leaving their house for content.

He got notorious deathfat/lazy piece of shit Wings of Redemption to actually create content. And still I think DSP would break him.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Phil also has no idea of what is/is not a real problem - this is a man who tried reporting Internet trolls to the police, but had no compunction against admitting to bankruptcy fraud on a podcast. His mind is a rat maze.

This dumbass motherfucker can't admit to doing anything wrong. He just goes after anybody who criticizes his bad behavior.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I can see a world where DJ Killer Keemstar might see this recent tard slapfight and think he can milk something out of it... only to basically do a time loop of the KC fags thinking they can coax Phil into doing something interesting and failing to do so. I can guarantee you that even if Phil actually wants to come on the show, he wants to be on the level of Keemstar, as in, the farmer wrangling the lolcows Boogie and Wings, and not as a lolcow himself.

Phil will lead Keem on a merry chase, assuming Keem is even interested. I agree that Keem will get sick of the shit. Only way Phil will bend is if his money craters.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

PPP fully redeemed himself with this thorough ass beating. Holy fuck. PPP saying the detractors had a point when they gave him shit for promoting Phil, we love to hear this type of clarity and self awareness. As far as his meticulous takedown of Phil, I feel like he painted a perfect picture of him. He conveyed every issue I’ve personally had with Phil as well as revealing very humiliating details about DSP previously unknown by the public.

Just wow. Gonna be rewatching this shit a lot, very cathartic.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That’s a bit suspect to me. Why would it take us retards to convince anyone of anything, let alone something that’s as clear to everyone as the existence of gravity.

The teeniest tiniest faintest cut of slack I'm willing to give Triple P (ironic, since he's anything but tiny, he's fat you see, very very fat) is that since he's a sekturtard he regularly deals with lolcows who are actual violent criminals and Phil seems benign in comparison. But that's how covert narcissists like Phil get people, they seem like benign genuine victims at first until you start peeling back the layers and figure out that they're the most demoralized (as in having no actual moral compass or principles), sociopathic pieces of shit you have to deal with. It's clear that he's now grown to hate Phil, I haven't heard him be this legitimately pissed off since he ranted against Rekieta neglecting his kids, cheating on his wife and wasting all his money doing coke. I remember watching some Kino clips where they went against some dude called DBDR, he was some blackpilled incel dude and all of his videos involved him crying about how he can't get bitches, has no skills, how it's over for him before it even began and how he's too old to turn his life around (he wasn't even 20 years old when he was saying that shit btw). Triple P said that he hates these kinds of people the most - people who feel too sorry for themselves to do anything to improve their life's situation and who shift blame onto everyone else. Keeping that in mind I'm not surprised with how hard he went against Phil, especially when he revealed how many free lunches and vacations he was willing to pay for Phil and Khet to have.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

PPP fully redeemed himself with this thorough ass beating. Holy fuck. PPP saying the detractors had a point when they gave him shit for promoting Phil, we love to hear this type of clarity and self awareness. As far as his meticulous takedown of Phil, I feel like he painted a perfect picture of him. He conveyed every issue I’ve personally had with Phil as well as revealing very humiliating details about DSP previously unknown by the public.

Just wow. Gonna be rewatching this shit a lot, very cathartic.

I was a bit worried it was all going to be some gayfabe work and then Phil and PPP would laugh at da detractors and then the gay worshipping of Phil's ego would continue. Thankfully, that worry was put to rest like Phil's ego with a Tsar Bomba takedown from PPP

 

[Peko]

So what are the odds that Phil decides to email and unban good boy Derich from his streams. If the only thing ever stopping him from keeping him around was 3xP who is now public enemy no.1, surely Phil sees no more reason to keep him banned.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

PPP fully redeemed himself with this thorough ass beating. Holy fuck. PPP saying the detractors had a point when they gave him shit for promoting Phil, we love to hear this type of clarity and self awareness. As far as his meticulous takedown of Phil, I feel like he painted a perfect picture of him. He conveyed every issue I’ve personally had with Phil as well as revealing very humiliating details about DSP previously unknown by the public.

Just wow. Gonna be rewatching this shit a lot, very cathartic.

He can never be redeemed for teaching Phil the phrase "felted"

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

That was nice but we wont go back to when we first got our dope ass gaming PC and we were about to start really gettin into playin all sorts of new games for his channel and we dont have stupid reward goals every 10 steps to eat some fucking chocolate as we beg every 10 minutes for it. Where $50 streams were still fine with him and he was actually about to break at one point as he desperately tried to play all sorts of games to hopefully find the right one that would make him breath a little.

I will not be fulfilled until the KC whales stop.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Philip is punching the air right now with all the stuff Triple P had said about him tonight. 40k-50k potentially earned and wasted. This man will be drinking all night into the early morning to manage his 'depression'. The next Level One podcast will be the most boring. He will hide from the rage and talk about game news like a pussy. The pity donations will be at a all-time high though. It's going be wild.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Alright, time to put a bookend on this arc. This bookend says "Everyone likes me now!"