StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

And what exactly would that accomplish? Seriously.
Yeah, no need to “strike now” or whatever, as has been said many times before, moving on and not giving him any more attention, living your best life etc is the best revenge. For me the main point was not to give him more power than he has, if only in your mind. His connections are a joke (he can’t even keep a list of his own sponsors), be they Internet “friends” or darkest deep web MAFFIA (lol).
Even in magic, which is allegedly his area of expertise, his abilities and breadth of knowledge seem rather dubious, so your post a while back expressing fear of what he could do to you was mainly what I was adressing… he can’t do any worse than you can do to yourself, at the very least.


Have any of you figured out that I just don't care anymore?
Good!
 
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Tarl and @Laylithe ending up together again will never be a happy ending.

They'd both end up miserable and that's assuming that Tarl doesn't tie her to a rock so a Silence can rip out her intestines in a misguided attempt to keep the demon larping as a faggot owl from consuming Tarl's soul.
In my director's cut Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his demon worshipping pussy-hound ways. Sam gets her bipolar disorder under control and scores a job managing the Rutland Walmart. They move out of castle Warwick and into a double-wide trailer on a plot of Vermont farm land. They get shared custody of Sam's kids and Styx's daughter flies to Rutland every summer to help with the maple syrup harvest. Tarl and Dylan become friends and join a bowling league together. The end.
 
In my director's cut Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his demon worshipping pussy-hound ways. Sam gets her bipolar disorder under control and scores a job managing the Rutland Walmart. They move out of castle Warwick and into a double-wide trailer on a plot of Vermont farm land. They get shared custody of Sam's kids and Styx's daughter flies to Rutland every summer to help with the maple syrup harvest. Tarl and Dylan become friends and join a bowling league together. The end.

That was literally all I wanted but yeah. I don't have bipolar disorder, I have reactions to being lied to and manipulated. Omg ew wait manage a Walmart? No.
 
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Omg ew wait manage a Walmart? No.
Walmart Managers can pull 128k in base salary and with stock options / grants/ RSUs and store performance bonuses pull in 400k.

Walmarts are interesting, the average Walmart has 10-20 million dollars of asset value (the land, the store, and all the stuff in it) and does 100 million in revenue per year average store. Gross profit margins are ~23% or so, net profit margins are ~3%.

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I don't have bipolar disorder
This thread has a lot of classic BPD markers in it.

1 - intense emotional outbursts: reactions with extreme anger, sadness, or desperation. sending a barrage of emotional texts or voicemails - shifting rapidly between pleading for reconciliation and lashing out in rage.
2 - impulsive actions: they might engage in reckless behaviors to cope with the rejection - the pain of abandonment could push them to "prove" they're fine or desirable often in self-destructive ways.
3 - idealization to devaluation: one minute, they might idolize their ex, begging them to come back and reminiscing about perfect moments. the next, they could vilify them, spreading rumors or publicly trashing them - sometimes exaggerating or rewriting history to fit their emotional state.
4 - clinginess: fear of abandonment is a hallmark reaction so they might obsessively check their ex's social media - less about control and more about desperately trying to fill the void left by the ex.
5 - dramatic gestures: stage big, attention-grabbing moves - like publicly posting a tearful video to either win the ex back or punish them for leaving.
6 - splitting: they might see the ex (or themselves) in black-and-white terms. the ex is either the "worst person alive" or their "soulmate," with no in-between, and this perception could flip-flop hourly.

In my director's cut Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his demon worshipping pussy-hound ways. Sam gets her bipolar disorder under control and scores a job managing the Rutland Walmart. They move out of castle Warwick and into a double-wide trailer on a plot of Vermont farm land. They get shared custody of Sam's kids and Styx's daughter flies to Rutland every summer to help with the maple syrup harvest. Tarl and Dylan become friends and join a bowling league together. The end.

That was literally all I wanted but yeah. I don't have bipolar disorder, I have reactions to being lied to and manipulated. Omg ew wait manage a Walmart? No.

How about a @Laylithe approved director's cut:
Tarl finds Jesus, quits drinking and rebukes his satanic, demonic and pussy hounding ways. He apologizes to his audience for how lame and gay his show has become, and apologizes to all the clankers for becoming a basic bitch lolcow. Sam wins a smaller but significant lottery and has the foresight to not take the lump sum and work with a trusted relative to manage the wealth, she, however, does not tell Tarl about this windfall and saves this money for the sake of the children. Tarl realizes his alcohol abuse and complete lack of discipline is a huge problem, goes on a health kick, does cardio and lifts and gets into decent shape. He learns to not be a cringe lolcow loser and starts looking better, dressing better and create less but far better content without the fog of demonic thinking and alcoholic haze. This new Tarl, after a year or two, is slowly introduced to the children, and now, not being a smelly, ugly stupid sack of useless shit and much closer to a real man, they like him. Styx's daughter comes to visit, and even Elizabeth is happy to see that stupid smelly boozehound cheating cringe demon Tarl has given way to him becoming a man - and everyone spends time together. Since Tarl's content is no longer faggoty, demonic, gay and stupid, he makes a decent living allowing an ok house to be purchased so now Tarl is no longer living with mother dearest. Tarl and Dylan take a liking to one another and the children are finally exposed to a reasonably healthy and stable environment.

@Laylithe you should do a fanfic for Tarl, just like the above, and show Tarl what a smelly, stupid booze-hounding faggot loser he is being and its all because he chose to be a faggot demonic Christ hating lolcow bitch taking his audience for granted.
 
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Fine. Waffle House then.

I'm still expected to raise 3 kids and manage a chain establishment? Why can't I just be a mom, do deliveries for people, charity work, homestead and sew the things i like to sew like blankets hats and stuff? The whole purpose of me doing the fucking mom shit was to try to break myself and my kids from being fully dependent on government bullshit (like tap water, grocery store food, and public school) but my ideals and dreams get ripped from me because it was actually working and God forbid anyone from my past allow me to have peace and happiness.

He's not a loser; he gets everything he wants, I'd say that's called winning. He's just a lying cheat with no respect for me, and it's not like he thinks I'm deserving of it anyway so the least I can do is try to have self-respect and distance myself from him and let people know why because he's not saying anything about it and I'm not going to have my truth told for me the way Julian has tried to grift off of me.
 
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Some Notable Clips with Timestamps for 3/13/2025 Livestream "Thursday LIVE: Bantz and Rants!"
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0:20-0:42 Lunar eclipse activities

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He picks up the vial of blood and states special things are going to happen Tonight after putting it back on the desk next to the Crystal . Moonwater and Sanguinarinism (relating to a human who feeds on blood.) is mentioned. So I guess Laylithe wasn't bullshitting when she said he was going to preform blood magic.

11:21-12;01 Dildo gifts and blood

Says it ok if he gets a dildo in the mail after a concerned fan is worried about him giving out his adress He knows its been out there for years and is not that worried. This transitions into him looking at all the nick-nacks and flail on his desk, and annoncing that the vial of blood is really human. He thanks the donor of the blood with a smile. @Laylithe Who's blood is it?

13:04 13:22 - Styx's blood type and transfusion offer

Tarl Warwick's blood is O Negative. Jokes about contracting vampirism if you accept a transfusion with his blood.

13:54- 14:32 and 15:48-16:55 Don't talk about your case.

When deciding what to talk about, Styx remembers the Pam Bondi thing and about fighting the court of public opinion. This leads into a lecture from Styx about how he doesn't want to talk about his case because, unlike Nick Rikieta, he understands there is legal repercussions for talking about such things and listens to his lower. He states he will shut the fuck up about his legal issues, will not talk to the cops if he does not have to, and doesn't want to fight the court of public opinion.

19:43 - 20:57 and 21:12-21:16 And 21:43 -22:08 goth chicks dating and Eyed up at Taco Fresco

When asked how to get goth chicks, all you need to do is dress up gothy like Styxhexenhammer666 and you will get eyed up by all sorts of women. He was getting eyed up at Taco Fresco, presumably in Rutland Vermont, by mexican chicks.
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He is aware of the hints the lady's give him now, (20s and 30s aged women) unlike in high school where he missed his unicorn. He can get the hint now, so he needs to go back to Taco Fresco which has a branch in Rutland. He knows bedroom eyes when he sees them, and they are from the women going to that taco shop. He ends the advice with wanting fish tacos and asking his audience if he looks cool.

25:16 -25:25 Eating bovrite on camera
King of biltong appears, ritual meat eating Bovrite, a spread from Antons USA market. Styx states that Anton is shocked how much he eats from that 4 once jar (Styx is eating it with his fingers on camera like a slob). Styx muses mixing blood in with it later and eating it. Bovrite is made with beef stock, hydrolyzed vegetable protein and spices, and Contains soy and eggs.

26:00 26:26 Subscriber gifts have influenced his current getup

Thought that it looked cool, and then a subscriber mailed him one. He had the getup and stated that half the little kids when he was growing up wanted to be pirates, so why shouldn't he become a pirate.

26:00 - 27:32 Taco Fresco potential meetup and making sexual remarks to audience

One commenter is notes the catfish taco remark as one hell of an innuendo, which starts a rant about catfish tacos at taco Fresco. This leads to another weird sexual remark and states how he likes to make "vague" sexual remarks to his audience (he did not age restrict this video). He is hitting 40 and does not give a damn, making this one hell of a midlife crisis cope. Drunk older women energy toward the last the of the clip.

27:32 30:27 If he was immortal nihilistic rant

After an optimistic super chat about doing better. Tarl goes full nihilism mode. He would forsake other humans, and states that humans are a lost cause, since in the end they and himself will all be destroyed, everything will die, and nothing we can do to stop it (A referenced theory for the world ending billions of year form now). So in the meantime raise a glass in the meantime (stating what he is drinking is water) and make merry (look where that attitude got him). Going so far to call humans not mammals, but a parasites on the world, and are planning to parasitize other worlds. Reminds me of what those Deep Ecology lunatics would say regarding human welfare and society. This is not a speech a happy person would make, and he wishes he had a hot chick on his lap to as a distraction to this subject.

There is probably more clips in this livestream as the streams where he bants usually lead to him saying weird shit that can be clipped. Here is the Stream Source for the clips:
 
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I cast dispel and/or backfire by the power of god
This noob didnt even know about the full moon till I told

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His Stole-Assness The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna on the mighty East Creek in the City of Rutlandberg will be casting his spell.
He has been dressing in the same clothes for weeks getting them ripe and smelly for this ritual.

What this fucking asshole plans to do is of course a secret, so he can, after the fact, claim to have done anything.

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I am getting ready right now to head out and photograph the eclipse, like I did the solar one last April. My tools are a camera, long lens, remote release and sturdy tripod, unlike Tar's useless tools. And I won't be breathing like some insane banshee witch while I photograph it. What a fucking moron.
 
His Stole-Assness The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna on the mighty East Creek in the City of Rutlandberg will be casting his spell.
He has been dressing in the same clothes for weeks getting them ripe and smelly for this ritual.

What this fucking asshole plans to do is of course a secret, so he can, after the fact, claim to have done anything.

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That binding spell someone posted earlier seems accurate i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from but I feel overwhelming sadness and grief and I just want him to talk to me.
 
This is so much more constructive than making shit up about crystals and blood and spinning fantasies of infinite power while eating fish tacos and making like Long John Silver.
Thank you Nig.
We had a veil of clouds here, so the quality of the shot is not the greatest, but as you said, I was doing something constructive at 1:58 in the a.m.today, while King Arrogance of Aragon was making insane loud breathing noises as if in the middle of a myocardial infarction, hoping his demon friends would bring about the destruction of man.
 
Ok so in a day or two he posts a wax-sealed vial of blood I made that I was unaware he took from my home, claims to be casting spells overnight, and plays a kazoo that I bought in a pack of 10 from the dollar tree for my kids in his livestream.

Meanwhile...I've just been working, saving money and paying bills, going on dates with friends, taking my kids to the park, planning trips...Tarl if youre reading these please read children's books or do something beneficial. Make it a drunken bedtime story hour, for your daughter. Please. I'd ask you to get sober but I've wasted enough energy asking for that. Get your shit together or remand yourself.

That binding spell someone posted earlier seems accurate i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from but I feel overwhelming sadness and grief and I just want him to talk to me.
They knew because you posted he took it from your home. Your too focused on wanting a relationship with this freak but don't care about your kids because you abandoned them for a period of time chasing the owl fucker for your financial gain. Get a grip and stop fishing Tarl on your multiple Facebook profiles
Samatha Kathrine
Laylithe Katherine
Slimtwiggy222.

Like someone mentioned before start acting like a mother and not a deranged lunatic chasing someone who doesn't even know his true identity. Go do a Tarot Card reading!!!!
 
Be not afraid.
This.
That binding spell someone posted earlier seems accurate i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from but I feel overwhelming sadness and grief and I just want him to talk to me.

Laylithe? This only works if YOU believe it works. A Witch Doctor's hex works exactly the same way: purely because the tribe believe he has the power. HE DOES NOT HAVE THE POWER AND NEITHER DOES TARL.
Humans have senses and intuitions we don't understand. This is MANIPULABLE... but only PSYCHOLOGICALLY.

His only true power here, is in having you believe that a random turn of mood etc in your life, is because of him.
This is not a 'spell', it is PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION. Nothing more.

You need to break this 'spell' (manipulation). You should meditate. Make meditating a daily routine. xx
 
That binding spell someone posted earlier seems accurate i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from but I feel overwhelming sadness and grief and I just want him to talk to me.
I knew the blood came from you because you said he stole a veil from you a couple of days previously. Tarl is too much of a pussy to draw his own blood, blood isn't a tyipical thing you give to people freely outside of transfusion or donation.

I found the spell by Googling "blood and quartz spell" which is probably what that egirl Stolas simp did too.
 
His Stole-Assness The Dark Lord Tarl of Schloss Warwick on Chasanna on the mighty East Creek in the City of Rutlandberg will be casting his spell.
He has been dressing in the same clothes for weeks getting them ripe and smelly for this ritual.

What this fucking asshole plans to do is of course a secret, so he can, after the fact, claim to have done anything.

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Aren’t you supposed not to tell anyone about your secrett magickal rituals? Doesn’t revealing the time and recipe sort of deflate the whole thing? I’m no deep wizard so I don’t know for sure, but I do think that’s what I’ve heard…

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i don't know how the poster knew where the blood came from

Um, that was you... You told this thread he stole a vial of your blood, then a vial of blood shows up in his tweets and on his desk...
 
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