Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

DOGE is possibly one of the biggest problems this administration is facing. It's another misstep in a series of missteps by Trump and Elon. But Fatty needs to pretend that everything is great because like in that episode of the Twilight Zone, "It's a Good Life" or the spoof they did on The Simpsons he needs to say, "It's good what Elon and Donny are doing!". And that's only because his benefits haven't been affected yet. The moment they do he's going to be bitching about it.

If DOGE does anything Jack doesn't like, he'd blame those dirty liberals for it.

Reminder this is the guy who thought JFK was a republican, Richard Nixon was a Democrat, and that the Moon Landing is fake because they didn't go there a second time.

 

[Marc]

I know you can just buy bibles, but it seems so ridiculous.

I don't know if you're aware, but so many "competing" organizations exist to print and ship boxes of free Bibles for any reason, that many hotels throughout the US indeed continue to stock Gideons International Bibles in the same storage space as the shaving and sewing kits, bouffant caps, plastic mini shampoo and chardonnay bottles, spare lamps, ice buckets, and cotton slippers. I know because I've stayed at hotels across the country; and would rather "accidentally" step into the service elevator and retrieve what I want from B1 than waste time tracking down a night auditor eager to lie about being out of anything I can think to request. You regularly encounter entire boxes of Bibles to throw out of your way in the course of rummaging through carts for some more of those mini bottles of Fireball you know the housekeepers like to swipe out of the flight crew rooms. And god forbid your room is anywhere near one of those blocks; because you're liable to hear elderly flight attendant ass being stretched out by a drunken Captain whose idea of pillow talk is loudly mentioning that his wife has decided to discontinue her stage 4 treatments.

In Jack's case, however, I believe it was members of his church who built his Groverhaus; and that the church likely donated the Bibles for the project because they have boxes of them to give away. Despite the separate grift of Christian book stores and Baptist universities upselling all kinds of bullshit personalized gift Bibles, Study Bibles, and bicentennial Bibles that have photos and bios of all the U.S. Presidents printed at the front of them for fuck knows what reason, nobody in the US should ever be concerned about running out of goddamned Bibles.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Speaking of Bibles, wasn't Jack offering out online Bible study/reading sessions commencing soon? On Facebook I think? I don't have a FB, but wondering if any farmer has seen any update on that?

 

[souschef]

I thought that was playing with food?

I can't be the only one here that feels completely disgusted by his "playing with food" bit. The expression itself sounds disgusting, even more so when uttered by an adult

 

[p1138]

I can't be the only one here that feels completely disgusted by his "playing with food" bit. The expression itself sounds disgusting, even more so when uttered by an adult

You should be even more disgusted that he used it as an excuse at least once to eat food from the fridge that was bought for his child. It's not like Jr. starved because of it, but what grown adult decides "hmm, I'm going to go grab the breakfast my kid eats before school and pick at it on camera, then shovel it all down my throat"?

 

[AltisticRight]

Is that a fucking seat belt extender?
And extra fans to keep these fat fucks from over heating?

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Why is he wearing a seat belt? Does he know that seat belts were invented by freedom-hating communists? He should stop wearing it.

Insulting jews for daring to criticize Israel as "NASCAR FANS" as though Jack doesn't like the spitting stereotype of what people think of when it comes to those fans

What is a Jew supposed to look like, Scalfatty?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Bibles in the walls really capture the vulgarity of Jack Scalfani. He loves a grand gesture he can boast about online, that he thinks makes him look like a devout Christian. But in normal day to day life, he just goes around shitting on people and acting like human garbage. Many such cases!

 

[Polska krowa]

Writing scripture on the wall/storing religious texts inside walls, and the like are all pagan beliefs and practices, I might add and a subversion of Christian tradition... hilariously. A lot of new-age fundies seem to be really in to introducing elements of pagan faiths into Christian practice.

I watched this video a couple of weeks ago - seems somewhat pertinent:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The Bibles in the walls really capture the vulgarity of Jack Scalfani. He loves a grand gesture he can boast about online, that he thinks makes him look like a devout Christian. But in normal day to day life, he just goes around shitting on people and acting like human garbage. Many such cases!

Yeah let's not forget Jack has no empathy for others like how he can't bother understanding perspectives different from his own, celebrates the suffering of others or mocks them if they have different beliefs than him, and that's not mentioning how he has murder fantasies about all the people he dislikes

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yeah let's not forget Jack has no empathy for others like how he can't bother understanding perspectives different from his own, celebrates the suffering of others or mocks them if they have different beliefs than him, and that's not mentioning how he has murder fantasies about all the people he dislikes

Jack living in a prison of his own stroke-paralyzed body is perfect karma for a life of laziness, greed and being a shitty person

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Why is he wearing a seat belt? Does he know that seat belts were invented by freedom-hating communists? He should stop wearing it.

What is a Jew supposed to look like, Scalfatty?

Like the Amish, but their hair parted to the left. Duh.

 

[._.]

I've got religious family members that have a bible or two. Some of them are even bibles that have been passed along through some generations. But the need to keep a bible in every room, in addition to the 3 I believe it was he stuffed into the walls has always made me consider something.

Was he just stealing bibles from hotel rooms for years(it's definitely not a thing everywhere anymore, but it might still be a thing in his part of the US)? He's probably left a handful in the previous house for Jr. as well. Yes I know you can just buy bibles, but it seems so ridiculous.

lol Hes a consumer Christian, like most of them and especially most in megachurches, but you made me wonder if maybe hes just 'borrowing' them from the churches he goes to. Ive only been to those old churches that dont really have screens or bands or huge congregations, but I remember grandma being a part of the ladies classes and Sunday school and when we would be there just doing work, when youd go in the storage room they just had stacked boxes of bibles and hymnals. Hes trashy enough to steal that though and think its Godly because its the good book.

 

[Marc]

Why is he wearing a seat belt?

He knows Heaven isn't waiting for him, and his MEATbelt extender is proof of carnal sin.

 

[Pig Cups]

I can't be the only one here that feels completely disgusted by his "playing with food" bit. The expression itself sounds disgusting, even more so when uttered by an adult

Not only that…I’m extremely fucking nauseated whenever the CWJ intro plays, and that picture of the kid symbolizing that bit pops up.


All I see is what makes me think of a face caked in vomit. It’s *exactly* the kind of thing you want to feature at the beginning of a “cooking show.” Gross. But what else are we to expect from a guy who goes out of his way to make his food thumbnails look as disgusting as possible?

The picture of the kid also does nothing to explain what the PWYF segment could be about to an uninitiated viewer. Jack used to feature a clip from PWYF in an earlier intro…


It still didn’t provide much insight, but it at least allowed some space for guesswork, as opposed to whatever the fuck THIS is…

 

[AltisticRight]

Not only that…I’m extremely fucking nauseated whenever the CWJ intro plays, and that picture of the kid symbolizing that bit pops up.
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All I see is what makes me think of a face caked in vomit. It’s *exactly* the kind of thing you want to feature at the beginning of a “cooking show.” Gross. But what else are we to expect from a guy who goes out of his way to make his food thumbnails look as disgusting as possible?

The picture of the kid also does nothing to explain what the PWYF segment could be about to an uninitiated viewer. Jack used to feature a clip from PWYF in an earlier intro…
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It still didn’t provide much insight, but it at least allowed some space for guesswork, as opposed to whatever the fuck THIS is…
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I hate these bitmoji concoctions so fucking much it's unreal. Whoever made this a thing should die in a violent car crash. Twice.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Bibles in the walls of his house?!

It's a thing in some Evangelical circles because God is supposed to be the foundation of life and this is symbolic of him being the foundation of your life and home or something. Others say that it's supposed to protect your home from evil. Frankly it's retarded and something that is more for show than anything else.

If DOGE does anything Jack doesn't like, he'd blame those dirty liberals for it.

Reminder this is the guy who thought JFK was a republican, Richard Nixon was a Democrat, and that the Moon Landing is fake because they didn't go there a second time.

Of course he would because, "my side good, their side bad" that's all it comes down to.

Fatty's understanding of anything other than "food goes in here" while pointing to his mouth is lacking.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Not only that…I’m extremely fucking nauseated whenever the CWJ intro plays, and that picture of the kid symbolizing that bit pops up.
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All I see is what makes me think of a face caked in vomit. It’s *exactly* the kind of thing you want to feature at the beginning of a “cooking show.” Gross. But what else are we to expect from a guy who goes out of his way to make his food thumbnails look as disgusting as possible?

The picture of the kid also does nothing to explain what the PWYF segment could be about to an uninitiated viewer. Jack used to feature a clip from PWYF in an earlier intro…
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It still didn’t provide much insight, but it at least allowed some space for guesswork, as opposed to whatever the fuck THIS is…
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The fact Jack presumably used AI to generate a picture of a kid covered in random shit is honestly pretty disturbing

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The fact Jack presumably used AI to generate a picture of a kid covered in random shit is honestly pretty disturbing

Everything about him is disturbing but it comes down to him not being able to actually see what he's doing. He's admitted he has trouble seeing the screen so could be he just had a face generated and instead of asking Hammy if it looked okay he used it.

Or Hammy just said, "it looks fine" and he went with it.

 

[Adamska]

Not only that…I’m extremely fucking nauseated whenever the CWJ intro plays, and that picture of the kid symbolizing that bit pops up.

I in particular do not understand and goddamn hate the clearly robotic voice that is pitched like a child's telling us what show we're watching during that intro.

I have no idea why he does that other than maybe guessing it's to help him remember what intro to use. Like it's a reminder to himself that he has to use Cooking with Fat, or Fat on the Go, since he can't remember nor recognize which intro is which based on the music alone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yeah let's not forget Jack has no empathy for others like how he can't bother understanding perspectives different from his own, celebrates the suffering of others or mocks them if they have different beliefs than him, and that's not mentioning how he has murder fantasies about all the people he dislikes

This might sound crazy to those who know Jack far better than I do, but I think I would find him 90% less irritating if he had the simple ability to laugh at himself. In my religion we’re taught that humility is a quality to strive for, to the point where it’s hard to get embarrassed because you internalize the knowledge that life isn’t all about you, what you can get out of it, and your comfort. I mean it’s not easy to refine one’s character and I’m sure not a model of how to do so. But I think having the awareness of that is a good start. It just astonishes me how many people like Jack don’t have any inkling that the world doesn’t revolve around them and that they’re not alive to accrue earthly honor for themselves. You’d think the multiple strokes, which one would almost certainly feel were near-death experiences, would have earned him a clue or two.