DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It is insane that someone made this tweet replying to triple P before DSP hosted the smark guy show by himself and before PPP verbally decimated DSP's entire existence:
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entire tweet chain is here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20819246

PPP was right—there’s no doubt about it. DSP is only acting like he cares because detractors called him out, saying he defends the women in his life. But I’ve seen plenty of female detractors get treated poorly by other guys.
I believe he said in the show or on a tweet that it was specifically because doody (of all people) mindfucked DSP by bringing it up.
 
Sorry guys, I'm a bit confused by all these recent happenings. Could some please clarify if we, as dentractors, are still felted? Since I was told very clearly that we were by the KC fans at the beginning of this arc, but now it appears said chips are actually on the table, therefore a lower volume of felt is visible. Thanks in advance.
Don’t forget the kino retards that came in here defending Phil.

Kiwifarmers eating good these last two days
 
Every detractor, maybe not ALT, has taken shots at DSP’s wife. And what did DSP do when that picture came out? Nothing. Just ordered more DoorDash—more food. He’s the one who made Kat like this. She went from one abusive relationship to another, and DSP isn’t a good person. Kat deserves better.

PPP was right—there’s no doubt about it. DSP is only acting like he cares because detractors called him out, saying he defends the women in his life. But I’ve seen plenty of female detractors get treated poorly by other guys.

PPP even offered DSP and his wife a fully paid vacation to Florida—fun in the sun—but DSP turned it down because he thought Jasper would get sad or something. PPP pitched ideas for shows, but DSP shot them down for reasons only he knows.

Do I believe Kat has become more religious? Sure. Do I believe she has health issues? Absolutely. And what does DSP do? Does he change her diet, make healthier meals? Nope—just more DoorDash, more calories, more weight. It’s mean and just plain sad.
a lot of people gain weight in new relationships, especially when theyre comfortable. at some point you have to take responsibility for yourself, kat is a grown women. if she was able to make the decision to move to phils place and enter into a relationship with him then shes more than capable of making healther choices in regards to eating. phil is a tool but its not his fault, unless hes not allowing her to go to the shops and buy fresh food i dont see how its his fault. yes hes a contributor by exposing her to his lifestyle but shes there on her own accord.
 
Unlikely. PPP called it that DSP went and changed everything about himself for KC money but didn't go all the way. So he ended up isolating his core "real dent" audience and will now have
Idk jayde and the usuals dent clique are still around.
Same goes for the whales.

He'll maybe get to lower numbers but support and his chat will still the same.

I lost faith in any changes when even after the SS interview the whales and the dents stayed.
 
Sorry guys, I'm a bit confused by all these recent happenings. Could some please clarify if we, as dentractors, are still felted? Since I was told very clearly that we were by the KC fans at the beginning of this arc, but now it appears said chips are actually on the table, therefore a lower volume of felt is visible. Thanks in advance.
It seems the old wisom "The casino always wins2 still holds true. Though perhaps Triple P (you know the drill) was actually looking for new content and now the fattened up lolcow Phil will be milked for a while. But most of the casion tourists have already fucked of from this board so let's see how the rest goes
 
Though perhaps Triple P (you know the drill) was actually looking for new content and now the fattened up lolcow Phil will be milked for a while.

He openly said this during his show with Steve. He sees it as a recoup on investment for all the time he wasted being nice to Phil.

It's like a private equity firm failing to make a shitty corporation profitable, so they tear it down and liquidate it for pennies.
 
This was great, but I personally think I'll still put sidescrollers at the top of DSP historical events. Probably because he had been isolated so long just to be very thoroughly dismantled by even handed people. Phil seeing pignosis fail in real time and watching Adam go from neutral to hater over the course of that interview was amazing. Also, I'm not trying to suck my own dick too much but I was sure this day was coming from the beginning so it didn't really shock me. Phil will destroy any opportunity or relationship naturally. It was never going to last.

I'll also say that I think PPP's advice is correct and Phil needs to change to have some chance going on an upward trajectory instead of the perpetual downward climb, but the problem with that is that advice is good for 99 percent of people and Phil falls into the 1 percent. He can't do anything else. He doesn't have the talent or work ethic to have ever made any other choice work. Someone has to do it for him. Much like PPP basically running Smarkguys for him. He is a deluded narcissist who accidentally ended up here and doesn't have the mental faculties to fix it so he will coast and beg as long as possible.

As for lolcow live swooping in for Phil now(assuming he'd even go for it). I think PPP made a great point that he will likely not get a sign on bonus anymore and Boogie/Wings are not going to give up some of their cut to bring him in. At best he gets a small flat rate to come on to get shit on. So if it ends up happening, as with everything Phil, it won't last long.
 
a lot of people gain weight in new relationships, especially when theyre comfortable. at some point you have to take responsibility for yourself, kat is a grown women. if she was able to make the decision to move to phils place and enter into a relationship with him then shes more than capable of making healther choices in regards to eating. phil is a tool but its not his fault, unless hes not allowing her to go to the shops and buy fresh food i dont see how its his fault. yes hes a contributor by exposing her to his lifestyle but shes there on her own accord.
They order/buy like $20,000 worth of groceries every 3 days (according to the fake bank leaks) on top of doordash slop so they could seriously just order healthier shit.
 
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This was great, but I personally think I'll still put sidescrollers at the top of DSP historical events. Probably because he had been isolated so long just to be very thoroughly dismantled by even handed people. Phil seeing pignosis fail in real time and watching Adam go from neutral to hater over the course of that interview was amazing. Also, I'm not trying to suck my own dick too much but I was sure this day was coming from the beginning so it didn't really shock me. Phil will destroy any opportunity or relationship naturally. It was never going to last.

I'll also say that I think PPP's advice is correct and Phil needs to change to have some chance going on an upward trajectory instead of the perpetual downward climb, but the problem with that is that advice is good for 99 percent of people and Phil falls into the 1 percent. He can't do anything else. He doesn't have the talent or work ethic to have ever made any other choice work. Someone has to do it for him. Much like PPP basically running Smarkguys for him. He is a deluded narcissist who accidentally ended up here and doesn't have the mental faculties to fix it so he will coast and beg as long as possible.

As for lolcow live swooping in for Phil now(assuming he'd even go for it). I think PPP made a great point that he will likely not get a sign on bonus anymore and Boogie/Wings are not going to give up some of their cut to bring him in. At best he gets a small flat rate to come on to get shit on. So if it ends up happening, as with everything Phil, it won't last long.
 
They order/buy like $20,000 worth of groceries every 3 days (according to the fake bank leaks) on top of doordash slop so they could seriously just order healthier shit.
Not surprising. Remember cooking with the king? Fail could barely make toast, what chance does he have cooking chicken chasseur from scratch?
 
Finished the rest of the interview and PPP absolutely killed it. I could really do without Steve talking over him every 10 minutes to squeeze in some extra glazing though. It works when he's cutting into Phil trying to prestream him, since nobody wants to hear this, but I want to hear this Gilbert Gottfriend tranny mfer talk about the gin texts not Steve talk about how much he appreciates being on Kino Casino.
 
Finished the rest of the interview and PPP absolutely killed it. I could really do without Steve talking over him every 10 minutes to squeeze in some extra glazing though.
I noticed that too. Most of Steve's responses, other than "I agree", were, "Gee PPP, you tried to make him successful but he didn't listen to you. I listened to you and became successful!" right in between rants about what real men should do.
 
I noticed that too. Most of Steve's responses, other than "I agree". were, "Gee PPP, you tried to make him successful but he didn't listen to you. I listened to you and became successful!" right in between rants about what real men should do.
Eh it was nice I think of PPP to do it on his show instead of his own since it shows he presumably doesn't even get any of that tip money (unless they have some kind of an arrangement)

It was pretty much PPP showing DSP what life is like when you have reciprocal relationships with people that aren't all take, take, take from one side.

DSP had to stream Smark "Guys" by himself because he doesn't have that with anyone and is now trying to ass kiss Keemstar because he has no alternatives.

TLDR: be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them on your way down
 
The fact that Phil manipulated a clearly ''slow'' woman to move in with him so people he will never meet wont call him gay on the internets, then got Khet to marry him so he could get a few grand to his parents, and she turned out to be the Mom from Carrie with an eating disorder that will cost him thousands of dollar is diabetes meds is really funny if you think about.

Everything Phil does bites him in the ass long term. It's fucking incredible. And all Phil has really gained from this whole marriage is getting to have a shit eating grin when his ''Wife'' kissed him on the cheek that one time on stream YEARS ago.

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