DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hectic Heckler]

Alright, time to put a bookend on this arc. This bookend says "Everyone likes me now!"

The Wrath Arc begins with PPP roasting Phil weekly (probably multiple times per week) until Phil snaps (which will be even more golden milk)

 

[DerelictOnion]

The Wrath Arc begins with PPP roasting Phil weekly (probably multiple times per week) until Phil snaps (which will be even more golden milk)

We'll need a massive spoon for this one.

 

[johnkimble123]

He spent at least a third of his daily wrap coping, multiple times repeating 2 things:
-People enjoy my content, I was able to have a successful stream on my own, no drama, and people supported
-People can't control me and cry about that.

PPP fully redeemed himself with this thorough ass beating. Holy fuck. PPP saying the detractors had a point when they gave him shit for promoting Phil, we love to hear this type of clarity and self awareness. As far as his meticulous takedown of Phil, I feel like he painted a perfect picture of him. He conveyed every issue I’ve personally had with Phil as well as revealing very humiliating details about DSP previously unknown by the public.

I do wish I could go ask every tourist from the summer who swore that Kino liked Phil and Phil wasn't that bad and Phil gets a bad wrap to say "what do ya think now"

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I do wish I could go ask every tourist from the summer who swore that Kino liked Phil and Phil wasn't that bad and Phil gets a bad wrap to say "what do ya think now"

All the retarded faggot tourists will just go "Uhhh yeah we knew all along we were just pretending obviously."

 

[Kheapathic]

Just want to say; that I called it, about DSP seeing/thinking/wanting PPP to be a true friend, as I said here;

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/page-5800#post-20606868

You don't gin text at 4am and do other shit to random people; you either do it for your close friends, or you're the CEO and you're demanding answers for something. Phil wanted/needed a friend in PPP, but just like with John, fucking bungled it because he was also trying to make money.

 

[INirvana]

Which version is the most likable Phil? In which era is phil's most least hated as a person

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Am I prisoner of the moment or is this the best moment in the goutverse since FatKat reveal?

Also I want PPP to do an official DSP detractor channel with Piece of Peace.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Just want to say; that I called it, about DSP seeing/thinking/wanting PPP to be a true friend, as I said here;

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/page-5800#post-20606868

You don't gin text at 4am and do other shit to random people; you either do it for your close friends, or you're the CEO and you're demanding answers for something. Phil wanted/needed a friend in PPP, but just like with John, fucking bungled it because he was also trying to make money.

Personally I saw it as a combo of him being incredibly helpless (learned helplessness) meets sniffing his own farts after they spend hours calling him a king, directing money his way, and propping him up. He's an actual factual retard as I've said for many years, and it wasn't until the last year that anyone started going along with the fact that he's a fucking autistic momma's special boy narc. I'm glad more are waking up to this but it burns my chaps that it took so long for people to come to the conclusion. I mean at one point I'm fairly certain I even posted an autism survey that psychologists and doctors use for diagnosis for example. Same with the infant neglect that I've now seen posted a few times in the thread recently.
DSP didn't really think they were his friends, but he really did buy the razzing/playing the detractor crap. He's that retarded. He did let his ego con him into believing they liked him, legitimately he did think that two people on one stream puffing him up meant the entire internet took him seriously again. This tard even went on to try to say he could save people on the internet, and he could have revolutionized the fgc if they didn't malign him, and he could protect people from scammers (that he almost fell for himself that have been everywhere for two decades).

You think he's dumb? Go dumber. You think he sniffs his own product? He does even more.

Am I prisoner of the moment or is this the best moment in the goutverse since FatKat reveal?

No it's easily top ten since I made an account.

Which version is the most likable Phil? In which era is phil's most least hated as a person

Alphaisms call in show in the mid 00's era. When he was trying to rizz a girl on live call, and found a receipt to live measure his penis, and gave an absurd measurement. He was just a community's pet retard and mildly caustic local autist. Early DSP was just good for a point and laugh, but still worked a job (best buy at the time iirc), lived close enough to be tard wrangled by mom and dad, and didn't have the inflated ego that the tens of thousands a month would give him that would never go away. That plus the hate watchers for over a decade making him feel like he has a viewerbase. Everytime I go back and watch old videos, this motherfucker has people shitting on him. He's always been too autistic to get it. No one ever liked him. If he wasn't autistic, a normal person would neckrope.

incase timestamp breaks, it's at 1:03:52. Be prepared to hear a DSP that sounds like his balls haven't dropped.

 

[Fire Walk With Me]

Which version is the most likable Phil? In which era is phil's most least hated as a person

Probably the first 3/4 years of his YouTube career when less was known about his past and it was still feasible to argue he was playing a asshole character ala AVGN. When it became clear he was obviously that much of an asshole and it wasn't a character it was open season on him.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Triple P is taking Phil way too seriously. This is not like LilyOrchard or Anita Sarkeesian where actually intelligent people can and will fall for it before their true colors are exposed. Make no mistake this guy is still detestable but the point is he lacks any real power or intelligence to affect people beyond the ones left in his little play-god sandbox. If he was actually speaking for the UN it's a different story but in this state just watch, laugh and move on.

Still I'm suprised that nobody has managed to call animal protection services on Jasper yet, I remember there is at least one animal-related lolcows who got their dogs?/cats? confiscated this way. Forgot the specific names though.

 

[Balr0g]

Did Triple P (you know the drill) actually release some of the DM's Phil allegedly send? Not sounding like a Phil defender but I want hard, factual proof. Or will that be on the menu for the next coming weeks?

Also, fuck Socialblade for their greed. Now you can only check the last 14 days of views without paying anything. If you want to go to the past you need to actually pay therm money now. So this is the only thing you can see for free atm

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Are there candidates yet for this new arc’s name?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Are there candidates yet for this new arc’s name?

The KinoSnakedPhilREAL arc.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Are there candidates yet for this new arc’s name?

Kino Philibuster

 

[Kane lives in death]

Widower Phil has a lot of potential. (RIP Khet.)

It would be a huge benefit to phil in every way.
He gets to roleplay as a machoor adult who misses his soulmate the rest of his life, and he wont need to find a new troublesone replacement to maintain his larp facade ever again because she was the one you guyz.
He can embrace the hermit lifestyle and wont hava a pizza vacuum leeching around the house that could potentially divorce rape him at any point.
Divorced phil would be humilliating to his narc ass, but widow phil? He will play that role with pride till the day he dies.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Are there candidates yet for this new arc’s name?

Wait until it has established itself first. Who knows what DSP would do next. Maybe it's the felony arc. Maybe it's nothingburgers, just more insane takes and wagequitted games. Who knows.

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Also I thought of a possibility. What if Kino actually used PPP as bait for Phil knowing that he cannot be redeemed?

 

[FormerPro]

Are there candidates yet for this new arc’s name?

We're clearly in "The third path (the hardest path)" arc.

Spoiler : It's incredibly boring and almost exactly the same as the time between sidescrollers and Kino Casino where it's Phil in full lockdown.


If this recent excitement has brought anyone new to DSP my honest advice would be after this week you can safely stop watching until Phil gains enough confidence from ruling his safe space with an iron fist he pokes his head back up out of his hole for his next "resurgence". Given how badly this week has gone we could be looking at years.

 

[Free Jasper]

Did Triple P (you know the drill) actually release some of the DM's Phil allegedly send? Not sounding like a Phil defender but I want hard, factual proof. Or will that be on the menu for the next coming weeks?

Not yet. Annoyingly, he won’t go scorched Earth yet, indicating he thinks there’s a chance to make amends. Or he’s saving it to milk the content over the weeks….

He’s indicated he hold real dirt on Phillip but won’t release it if he apologises.

By the way; 2 deep, deep, deep cuts from last night:

1) PPP said he thinks Phillip isolates Khat from friends and makes her fat to take her self-confidence.

2) He said Phillip keep copying him, especially saying ‘felted’ so much was incredibly cringe. I think he was about to talk about the dress, the background and the mic but Steven stopped the flow.

I don’t know why but it made me laugh hard when they turned on the stream and Phillip was looking in detail at wrestling cards. PPP (you know the drill) said tiredly “We looked at the fucking cards for 20 minutes last week, phill. How much longer do we have to look at the cards?”. It made Pig seem super retarded and autistic.

Hi PPP , it took a while but I’m starting to love your work.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Phil said he doesn't want to clap back to PPP with a fat joke because it's low hanging fruit. Plenty of things to razz him back with such as the fact that ASHTON PARKS SHOWED HIS ASSHOLE LIVE ON STREAM and he makes a living streaming with ANDY WARSKI WHO STREAMED CHILD PORN ON 2/28/2019

So you gonna report it to the cops or are you just gonna keep spamming this every few days for months on end?

 

[Son of Big Boss]

"Kat has health problem"

Yeah no shit, she tripled her weight in like a few years.

And if you revealed this for sympathy bucks, no one cares Phil. Your wife did this to herself, no one told her to start eating like an horse.

I call it now the next arc will be the Kat Diabetes Arc.