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[Bloo]

When I had bangs and they were slightly too long it would drive me crazy.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

In men, LH and FSH produce testosterone and govern sperm production (again, amongst other things). They literally do different things dependent what type of gonads they’re in the loop with, and because they have XY in every single strand of DNA in their body, they will never ever have the means to even trigger a menstrual cycle, right down to a chemical level - no matter how much oestrogen they take, their body still knows they have a dick and balls. Similarly, oestrogen does not magically = menstrual cycle in anyone who takes it. Poisoning your body with cross-sex hormones will never change this fact - you are just a man overdosing on oestrogen, and coping with the havok you’re wreaking on your body by claiming you’re having a period.

Thank you for your informative rant. While I've always stared in bewilderment at transwomen who claim to have periods, I did want to be somewhat charitable and think, "Okay, MAYBE the estrogen they take causes hormonal cycles. Or, they have male hormonal cycles and the estrogen makes them resemble female ones."

I do know that men have hormonal cycles but nobody calls them periods. (Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

These transwomen who are obsessed with periods, though, remind me of little girls who are excited for puberty because they can't wait to be real women or something. And then they get their periods and are like, "Oh, this kind of sucks." But the difference is that the TIMs will never be women.

Other troons are calling fictional-bar-verbal-slapdown troon out for being a blatant liar, saying that his profile is obvious bait.

Some of these comments are hurting my soul.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Two weeks ago we met the pooner NeteleJala who neurotically obsessed over what to call her husband now they’re gay. Life has gotten worse: her husband doesn’t accept he is gay, and that makes her worry that he doesn’t see her as a man.


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Spoiler: full idiotic handwringing

Straight in a gay relationship​

Discussion

My husband and I are celebrating our 10 year anniversary this week. I'm 6 months into my transition (FTM). My husband has been very supportive of my transition in all but one way; he insists that he is straight. In the grand scheme it is a little thing, but it hurts. I feel like he doesn't see me as a man no matter how good he has been with my name and pronouns.

I know part of his hesitation to change labels is due to his extreme conservative, Catholic upbringing. He calls me his spouse, but has yet to call me his husband. He explains that he does not want to go into personal info with strangers or co-workers which makes sense, since he is a very private, security conscience person, but it still hurts. He also never had an issue referring to me as his wife.

This came up in couple's therapy today and he insisted that he wants to be with me and is still attracted to me. I'm still pre-surgery, but I pass pretty well. People who see us out with our kids who frequently (and loudly) call us both dad would easily assume we are a gay couple. He hasn't said this, but I think that bothers him. I know he is not interested in other men, but I've tried to talk to him about the pan or demi labels as an alternative to straight since he is mostly straight, but in a committed relationship with a man due to our history and personal connection.

Should I let this go? Or is this a sign of bigger issues? Any advice?

In her brain he’s attracted to her, and she’s a man, so of course he’s gay. Why won’t he accept it? Is it because he was raised Catholic? Is it because he is very private? Or is it because he knocked her up and thus has indisputable proof that she is not in fact a man?

According to her comments she is a high school teacher and is contemplating metoidioplasty. How long her husband will stay attracted to her when she has that is a tough question. The idea of her standing at a trough, hyena clit in hand, with her students is equally disturbing and amusing.

As ever, pouring one out for their eight year old daughter.

 

[FinnSven]

These transwomen who are obsessed with periods, though, remind me of little girls who are excited for puberty because they can't wait to be real women or something. And then they get their periods and are like, "Oh, this kind of sucks." But the difference is that the TIMs will never be women.

I always thought they were saying that as a way of claiming inherent femaleness and to “own” people who explain biological processes to them.

Kevin Gibes, and probably others, has alluded to some concept of “nerves waking up”, when he talks about his stinkditch.

It’s probably some similar cope that they are convinced that their body will realize it’s supposed to be female and behave accordingly.

 

[Bloo]

Thank you for your informative rant. While I've always stared in bewilderment at transwomen who claim to have periods, I did want to be somewhat charitable and think, "Okay, MAYBE the estrogen they take causes hormonal cycles. Or, they have male hormonal cycles and the estrogen makes them resemble female ones."

I do know that men have hormonal cycles but nobody calls them periods. (Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

These transwomen who are obsessed with periods, though, remind me of little girls who are excited for puberty because they can't wait to be real women or something. And then they get their periods and are like, "Oh, this kind of sucks." But the difference is that the TIMs will never be women.


Some of these comments are hurting my soul.

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Yeah, because doctors are handing out hysterectomies for women left right and centre. Not like there are any serious issues with having one or anything

The least invasive way to do this is taking the depo shot for a while. It shows how little they know about women’s health.

 

[Positron]

it'd be like getting raped to death by the cryptkeeper
(please only reply with tranny-themed cryptkeeper-style puns)

Hello men-faux and women-faux!

You must have heard of the beautiful Lilith, who was tall and stunning like a redwood tree. Let me tell you what happened to her. The other night Lilith was drinking alone in a bar. She overheard two women talking about their periods. One said, "Oh I hate I hate I HATE that bloody mess!!". At that point Lilith could keep it no longer, she approached the women and howled, "What's the matter with you? I wish I could make a bloody mess myself! All I have are cramps and craving for pickles!!". The two ladies were scared and they picked up their purses and went. Lilith went after them yelling, "BITCH! You don't know how lucky you are!! TERF scum!!!!" The ladies were on the other side of the road and they shouted back, "You will never be a woman!". At that point Lilith was blind with rage, she ran across the road but did not see a truck was coming. Now at last Lilith did what she wanted the most -- making a bloody mess! Teeeheeeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I do know that men have hormonal cycles but nobody calls them periods. (Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

There’s natural daily fluctuation and average levels can change over time based on a bunch of factors, like diet, activity, and stress but there really isn’t any kind of long-term regular cycle like with women.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Other troons are calling fictional-bar-verbal-slapdown troon out for being a blatant liar, saying that his profile is obvious bait.
Lol his other posts...
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Aw, you beat me to it. I’ll add these ones though:







Somehow found a decent person despite being a creepy troon with a stinkditch, still decides to blow it up because nothing is ever enough for these freaks.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

Yeah, because doctors are handing out hysterectomies for women left right and centre. Not like there are any serious issues with having one or anything

People don't realize that the uterus and ovaries aren't just "lulz pregnancy." They still produce vital hormones. Yes, you could remove the uterus and keep the ovaries but that would still cause issues. You'd still get the period cramps without the bleeding, probably.

Spoiler: Personal anecdotes

My grandmother got breast cancer in her 30s and they removed her ovaries as a result (due to the higher correlation between ovarian and breast cancer) and she had a horrible, crashing menopause. Absolutely miserable. Obviously I wasn't alive at this time; this is just what my mother tells me.

Speaking of my mother, she has had her own reproductive issues. Plus, with her own mother having had aggressive breast cancer, she's at a higher risk for that and ovarian cancer. Obviously in her 70s, she is long past the point of having children, so with some of her related issues I said, "Why don't they just take out your uterus & ovaries? It would make things way easier and you wouldn't have the ovarian cancer risk." She said her doctors told her no, because even at her age they still have a function. They still produce hormones!

 

[OrionBalls]

Yeah, because doctors are handing out hysterectomies for women left right and centre. Not like there are any serious issues with having one or anything

The least invasive way to do this is taking a depo shot. It shows how little they know about women’s health.

You are more likely to be fast tracked towards a hysterectomy if you have dysphoria than you are if you have severe endometriosis and decided early on that you don't want kids. Doctors in that case want you to "wait and see, because you might want kids in the future" before they do anything "so invasive."

 

[Sean Andalou]

It shows how little they know about women’s health.

Or their own.

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Who controls the present controls the past!


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I have debated this decision for a long time, would I regret it ? would I miss seeing my awesome Nan & amazing childhood doggo? possibly but thats in the past.

This week i have decided to purge everything I own and get rid of all the physical and mental crap i've been carrying for decades.

would I miss seeing my, mothers face and so called childhood friends ? my baby pictures? the few photos taken of my teenage years (1980-2000 no digital photos) Fk NO !

when I look back at my past I have So Few good memories, the vast majority of all of it was fking terrible and now its gone, I will never see those or my previous face again, its all dead and buried and honestly I feel like a huge weight has been lifted, let the past die, create a new brighter future.

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Sounds like the right decision for you

Ive never cared for my childhood pictures that much cuz i never had them, my dad has them somewhere on file... Somi can't even make that decision :') for better or worse

 

[Chickenpolar]

How the fuck does this person see?

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonBinary/s/6rVSDFqK39

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Muppet rights are trans rights!

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Some of these comments are hurting my soul.

Trannies cannot relate, because unlike them cis women tend to think long and hard before they commit to fucking up their bodies on a hormonal level.

In her brain he’s attracted to her, and she’s a man, so of course he’s gay. Why won’t he accept it? Is it because he was raised Catholic? Is it because he is very private? Or is it because he knocked her up and thus has indisputable proof that she is not in fact a man?

She will drive that man away with the "Say you're gay! SAY YOU'RE GAY OR I'LL LOCK MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM AND CRY!" histrionics. And it will extremely funny to watch happen. This time next year she'll be posting about being heartbroken over the separation, followed by the woes of trying to date "fellow" gay men as a manly man with a vagina.

 

[Hubelublub]

there really isn’t any kind of long-term regular cycle

It's very long term.
From about age 14, when a previously nice well-adjusted boy turns into some thing that is constantly either raging or horny (or sometimes both), until about 80, unless he dies sooner.

You can witness the male specimen when not directed by his hormones for about 20 minutes after orgasm, when he is able to think clearly and non-hormonally.

Unfortunately for many men, this nonhormonal period only occurs when alone, and so is never witnessed by any other human being.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Girl A and Girl B are looking deeply uncomfortable

This is the only part of the story that's true.

 

[Law]

Thehehehe! They won't know that I'm a man if they can't see my face!

Just when you think the radical queers couldn't invent a stupider haircut

I did want to be somewhat charitable and think, "Okay, MAYBE the estrogen they take causes hormonal cycles. Or, they have male hormonal cycles and the estrogen makes them resemble female ones."

That's OK - there's nothing wrong with being charitable and giving others the benefit of the doubt. If we want to live in a high-trust society, we have to start trusting one another.
Taking estradiol pills can not cause a "cycle", because the pills are all one, continuous dose. None of the procedures or drugs that trans-identified males use resemble what actually goes on in a woman's body.
There are parts of a woman's cycle where estrogen decreases, but transwomen never skip their pills for accuracy.
There are also parts where testosterone increases, but transwomen never lay off the spironolactone for accuracy.
Plus, how can you ovulate if you don't have ovaries?
Notice how transwomen in their 50s never try to simulate menopause.

I do know that men have hormonal cycles but nobody calls them periods. (Please correct me if I'm wrong.)

A period is the uterus shedding its lining after the luteal phase ends without the egg becoming fertilized. If you don't have a uterus, you don't have periods. Women who have had hysterectomies (surgical removal of the uterus) don't have periods, even though they're female and still have ovaries and hormonal cycles and female genetics.
A man calling his taco-bell diarrhea and spironolactone bloating a period just makes that man a liar.

 

[CyberInu]

A period is the uterus shedding its lining after the luteal phase ends without the egg becoming fertilized. If you don't have a uterus, you don't have periods. Women who have had hysterectomies (surgical removal of the uterus) don't have periods, even though they're female and still have ovaries and hormonal cycles and female genetics.
A man calling his taco-bell diarrhea and spironolactone bloating a period just makes that man a liar.

When I was a wee preteen with wonderful, utopian ideas and a flaming (heh) adoration of the gays, I was 100% on board with the idea that the failure of medicine to examine and treat women's health issues was solely the fault of systemic sexism.

Of course, it is actually completely apparent that it's simply a function of one totally benign fact: men not only never consider female health issues (why would they), but they have absolutely no understanding of female physiology.

The description of women in old texts as essentially a different, complimentary species was probably a pretty widely held idea.

The real world is so much more interesting than the filter we put on it.

Caveat: I am speaking solely of Men in general terms, and largely in the context of pre-21st century medical study. Outliers, exceptions, not all men, etcetc.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

How the fuck does this person see?

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonBinary/s/6rVSDFqK39

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Holy Shit it's one of the Gruesomes.

 

[DootSkeleton]

You can witness the male specimen when not directed by his hormones for about 20 minutes after orgasm, when he is able to think clearly and non-hormonally.

they don't call it post-nut clarity for nothin'

 

[Jhonson the Two]

There is something physically, mentally and spiritually wrong with Troons that make them a threat to decency

Body snatchers, skinwalkers, the uncanny valley, you name it