What's the worst song you've ever heard?

CWCissey said:
There's only one thing worse than amateur rappers, and that's amateur female rappers.

Didn't she recently punch someone in Cambridge by the way?
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She did. Apparently some white guy said, "show us your tits" while she was performing three songs and she punched him. The victim claims he didn't say that so it's up for debate.
 
Bugaboo said:
Country music makes me want to punch baby ponies. I used to really hate country and rap, but nowadays I'm OK with some rap but I hate all country.
They played country music at the pet store I co-op'd at and every shift all I wanted to do was barf but I got to play with cute little rats so it balances out.

EDIT: Wait, I know what's the worst song in the universe
Me and my brother thought this song was hilarious back in the day
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Is it just me or does it seem like there's something kind of mean (in the song and movie) about the little boy working so hard to get those shoes for him dying mom only to have her croak when he's not there?

Teddy said:

Garbage.
I don't even hate Lil Wayne, but this is just downright bad. Very disturbing also thanks to the music video.
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Rap Critic had an excellent review of it and brought out a questionable line that sounded abusive.

Now I present to you, one of the worst cover songs ever. I get those two were probably trying to be funny, but at least have some respect for the original song.
 
Nu-metal grinds my gears. Guitars tuned so low a strong breeze would play them, pseudo-tough guy "attitude," whiny lyrics about being molested as a child, Guy Taking A Shit While He Sings voice, and then A Wild Rapper Appears!

Ugh.

Actually, let's name names. My Ruin. Combine all the above with the massive egotist that is Theresa "Tairrie B" Beth and riffs stolen from Aerosmith, LA Guns, etc., and wanky song names like "A Prayer under Pressure of Violent Anguish," and you have a perfect storm of egotism, derivativity, and pretention that makes you want to ask someone to pass the sickbags.

Okay. Here's another turd for you all. Bring Me The Horizon, "True Friends."


This came out in 2015, not 2005, people. And it sold enough to get played on The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Nick Grimshaw. Unless there's a huge periphery demographic of former emos who buy it but don't admit to it, I'm confused.
 
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Anything by the Leet Street Boys. It is just the most pathetically geeky thing in the world.

Why does the back of my hand feel like a magnet for the back of this woman's head at times?
 
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This gem. I loved it as a kid but dear god, looking back on it as an adult...
 
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LagoonaBlue said:

This gem. I loved it as a kid but dear god, looking back on it as an adult...
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I just had school disco flashbacks. Are discos still a thing? Do they play the same songs? Or was it all just a weird, rainbow sherbert fever dream?
 
This was the first song that came to mind when I saw this thread. Just couldn't remember the group's name. This is a Doo Wop song from 1953. How Soon by the Vocaleers. The lead singer has a ridiculous sounding the voice. The harmony isn't really in synch or in key. It is brutal.
 
Dave Meltzer said:
This was the first song that came to mind when I saw this thread. Just couldn't remember the group's name. This is a Doo Wop song from 1953. How Soon by the Vocaleers. The lead singer has a ridiculous sounding the voice. The harmony isn't really in synch or in key. It is brutal.
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This is my mom's music right there! Everything I knew about vintage R&B was through her.

For decades, she was in search for one single record of a tune she could sing out most of the lyrics to, but couldn't for the life of her know who did it or what, until sometime in the 90's she finally found that 45 someplace, this is that tune...

Incidentally, here's the A-Side to that record...

Not a bad group really, just rather very forgotten these days sadly.
 
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admiral said:
I just had school disco flashbacks. Are discos still a thing? Do they play the same songs? Or was it all just a weird, rainbow sherbert fever dream?
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I don't know if they're still a thing, to be fair, but when I think of school discos I think of this masterpiece.


Generic Latin sounding melody and beat, random mix of Spanish and English lyrics sung incredibly fast and the song has nothing to do with Ketchup (The English title of the song was "The Ketchup Song", "Asereje" is the Spanish title).

God I want to make an "early 2000s school disco playlist" on Spotify now, thank you!
 
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LagoonaBlue said:
I don't know if they're still a thing, to be fair, but when I think of school discos I think of this masterpiece.


Generic Latin sounding melody and beat, random mix of Spanish and English lyrics sung incredibly fast and the song has nothing to do with Ketchup (The English title of the song was "The Ketchup Song", "Asereje" is the Spanish title).

God I want to make an "early 2000s school disco playlist" on Spotify now, thank you!
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Thankfully I was out of school by the time a song like this showed up, but school dances were a thing back in the 90's at the junior high and high school I went to. We all had to go, it was the thing!
 
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LagoonaBlue said:
I don't know if they're still a thing, to be fair, but when I think of school discos I think of this masterpiece.


Generic Latin sounding melody and beat, random mix of Spanish and English lyrics sung incredibly fast and the song has nothing to do with Ketchup (The English title of the song was "The Ketchup Song", "Asereje" is the Spanish title).

God I want to make an "early 2000s school disco playlist" on Spotify now, thank you!
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Hey, well that solves a years-long mystery for me. Hard to figure out what a song was when you last heard it in middle school and half the lyrics are nonsense.
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
Sorry for double posting, but this came on today while I was shopping, and I have to say it takes the prize for worst song ever. Complete and utter garbage. It has absolutely zero redeeming qualities. It also has about 500,000,000 youtube views. (:_(
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ANYTHING by her.
 
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FatFuckingClown said:
ANYTHING by her.
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There's also the Kidz Bop version of All About That Bass. It's edited all to hell so as not to offend anyone, but they replaced the line "I'm bringin' booty back" with "I'm bringin' it all back" And it sounds like a bunch of little kids singing "I'm bringin' ANAL back".
 
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Worst song I've ever heard?

Why You Never Became A Dancer, by some inebriated cunt in England ranting in front of a broken tumble dryer.

I mean Whitehouse.


For perspective, this is coming from someone who has willingly listened to ALL of Discordance Axis' magnum opus The Inalienable Dreamless several times consecutively, and continues to do so when the mood strikes. The fact that this is classified as MUSIC boggles my mind.
 
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