DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

KC saga is finally over now hopefully. Now let's bring Derich back so I can laugh at Phil's stupid chat again.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I'm telling you that his autistic schedule is what attracts his autistic audience (and autistic detractors).

PPP gave him credit for one single thing during the verbal beatdown yesterday - he does show up every day, mostly on time, 6 days a fucking week. But it's for a hell of his own making.

 

[Pargon]

I'm telling you that his autistic schedule is what attracts his autistic audience (and autistic detractors).

PPP gave him credit for one single thing during the verbal beatdown yesterday - he does show up every day, mostly on time, 6 days a fucking week. But it's for a hell of his own making.

And it’s to act like a really shitty middle manager. I could drag my ass outta bed six days a week any time of day if all I had to do was throw on PJ pants, stumble into an office, slam the door closed and spend a total of ~4.75 hours yelling at all my subordinates and jacking off to anime porn

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm telling you that his autistic schedule is what attracts his autistic audience (and autistic detractors).

PPP gave him credit for one single thing during the verbal beatdown yesterday - he does show up every day, mostly on time, 6 days a fucking week. But it's for a hell of his own making.

Agreed that Phil being a consistent reliable babysitter for the retards in his chat is the one thing he's always done correctly.

 

[neger psykolog]

Agreed that Phil being a consistent reliable babysitter for the retards in his chat is the one thing he's always done correctly.

It isn't even hyperbole to say that when you look at people like Derish who have grown up with nothing except his streams/videos, WWE wrestling gay shit and hardcore porn tweets (the porn didn't come until later though)

 

[M0L0K]

The timer of a bomb has begun ticking inside Mr Burnell. It might go off today, it might take a while, but it WILL explode, and when it does it’s going to be glorious.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

All that said, Kat's ultimately responsible for herself. What's crazy is she's certainly got more of a support network there than he does. She actually leaves the house and talks to real people every now and then, so I have a hard time feeling like she's his victim.

Does she, though?

Wasn't Phil her savior from an apparently abusive relationship? Isn't she estranged from her family? Sure, she has a job so leaves the Snort Fort for that, but that doesn't mean she has a "support network". If anything, it would surprise me if she was emotionally connected to anyone other than Phil, seeing as he is constantly talking about how he must protect his family at all costs. There's no way you can live, be married to someone, and have them be paranoid of every single person or thing out of their control without it also impacting on you. You either succumb to the same distrust, or your relationship fails.

I would hedge my bet that she has nobody but Phil, and that's why she turned to food, and now apparently religion.

 

[neger psykolog]

https://x.com/StephenDonophan/status/1900625205522780585

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HXtaa

https://x.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1900603617674936695

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EWe3r

 

[Need Help With Tips]

This is the most childish and petty shit I've possibly seen in my life. Grow the fuck up, you're not a teenage girl who got dumped for the first time.

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EDIT: Ralph commented on Phil's Tweet, he wants in lmao
EDIT 2: Ralph is live and will talk about Phil, someone else can show the highlights (if there are any) because I'd rather die before watching a nu-Ralph stream.
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Phil will NOT talk about the drama, but he will vaguely reference "insanely loud screaming"" and "uncontrolled squealing" for the next 3 years whenever he's on a rant about his bad experiences with other content creators, like the passive aggressive bitch boy that he is.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Very robust high quality stream of... looking at the next lego purchase and browsing fast food for the next goal! Hint: this is exactly what PPP talks about with your content being shit and all about the money DSP

 

[DerelictOnion]

Waking up and realizing that you live under the same roof as Phil Burnell must feel like Death Row. Would make even the most hardened criminals look for salvation

 

[Lord_Point]

I do not wish khet ill and hope she lives a long and healthy life.

That being said... managing dead wifes accounts and collecting life insurance arc might be the greatest possible future arc.

 

[Twrx]

I do not wish khet ill and hope she lives a long and healthy life.

That being said... managing dead wifes accounts and collecting life insurance arc might be the greatest possible future arc.

I really doubt they have life insurance for either of them. He's incapable of thinking more than 5 minutes in the future.

 

[Comma]

The definitive answer to the question "Does DSP have severe autism?":

 

[Corpun]

If Khet is allegedly religious now does she go to church every Sunday? Does she drag CatholicSydePhil out to Mass?

Maybe there is some Megachurch they can go to together and get scammed on Miracle Water or some shit, DSP is the type of rube to fall for evangelist scammers.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If Khet is allegedly religious now does she go to church every Sunday? Does she drag CatholicSydePhil out to Mass?

Maybe there is some Megachurch they can go to together and get scammed on Miracle Water or some shit, DSP is the type of rube to fall for evangelist scammers.

Will Phil wear the Bison hat when they go?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

If Khet is allegedly religious now does she go to church every Sunday? Does she drag CatholicSydePhil out to Mass?

Maybe there is some Megachurch they can go to together and get scammed on Miracle Water or some shit, DSP is the type of rube to fall for evangelist scammers.

The only God she worships is Talos. All the stress and paranoia with the cameras all over the house is to look out for the Imperials coming to take her away.

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP is the type of rube to fall for evangelist scammers.

search for "evangelist" within the DSP subforum and there are dozens of people who said he acts exactly like one:

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The only God she worships is Talos. All the stress and paranoia with the cameras all over the house is to look out for the Imperials coming to take her away.

With her girth she could probably hook up with a Redguard.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I wish I could be optimistic and say there's a future for Phil in lolcow. Because, say what you will about Keemstar, he has those tards following scripts and leaving their house for content.

The difference is that Wings and Boogie are more self-aware than Phil. Yes, they actually are more self-aware.
Boogie on some capacity understands that he has a humiliation fetish and understands he's become a joke and now he sort of tries to play the villain role because he truly gets off from being humiliated and overall likes the attention, good or bad.
Wings understands that his vydia streaming career was going nowhere and that Keemstar put him back on track. He also understands that he's a lolcow and that there is money on the market of people making fun of him.
Both of these fat fucks understand that they're lazy and have such low self-esteem that they're willing to have their wives throw food at them and play some gay wrestling bit for money. You can see that behind their facade, they both truly hate themselves.

Phil is different. Phil is much of the same, except he's not aware.
He's just as lazy as Wings, but he won't ever admit that. To quote Adam Crigler, "he thinks he works hard". Phil thinks that rambling for two hours and begging is hard work because he made a podcast in the most technical sense possible. That's their main difference. We all talk about how Phil drinks every night to drown the voices telling him he's a failure, but his delusion is on a whole different level. He legit thinks he's peers with James Rolfe and Doug Walker and that being labeled as a lolcow is a mistake.

Keemstar said it way before Ashton did: it's impossible to work with Phil. Phil even said it himself, he was under the impression that he was going to be the host of Lolcow Live, he saw the project and immediately believe HE was the main character and not just a retard for people to laugh at. He didn't make the connection between Boogie, Wings and himself. If he was to join Lolcow Live, you can be sure he'd try to act like the host immediately and shot down every single idea Keemstar has.

I think he will be in one episode only to get properly ridiculed by them and that'll be it. There is no way he joins as a regular, not only because of his ego, but because he's impossible to work with, which is weird, because Keemstar seems obsessed with these wrestling-esque storylines, so you'd think him and Phil would hit it, but no.

He wasn't a regular on Sidescrollers and he wasn't third chair on Kino Casino.