Kiwi Farms Reviews

What are you gonna do about it?

  • Dumpster me

  • Watch me screech autisticly

  • Beg for feet pictures

  • Tell me to neck myself


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@Bombshell is what happens when people whose only knowledge of the Internet is Facebook end up being referred to the Kiwi Farms as a "cool place to hang out online". Also that nickname, ffs... thirsty much?

It is not a cool place and it is not for cool people. I suspect whoever advised her to come here was perhaps acting without the best intentions.
 
I had imagined it was more like someone mentioning in passing that there was this KF they found once (or have been a member of for a while) and she'd OMG A NEW ONLINE ME I WANT IT.
 
Quick, someone send this girl to EDF. If she thinks WE'RE bad about shitposting, I'd love to see her react to her Introduction topic over there.

Between the storm of "LOLOL KILL URSELF", "NUDES NAO PLS!", and "How many inches can you deepthroat? PM me the answer pls.", I think it might scare her off the internet completely
 
Crosspost with various cows

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We are the worst internet bullies fam :'( I've never got myself any free lunch money no matter how much I post here and I'm pretty sure some of the MtF cows we feature could easily kick my ass - at least when it comes to weight class differences.

Also LMAO at "shitty geocities page". These guys are on a platform that limits posts to 140 characters - in 2017! Who are they to criticize anybody on the Internet?
 
We are the worst internet bullies fam :'( I've never got myself any free lunch money no matter how much I post here and I'm pretty sure some of the MtF cows we feature could easily kick my ass - at least when it comes to weight class differences.

Also LMAO at "shitty geocities page". These guys are on a platform that limits posts to 140 characters - in 2017! Who are they to criticize anybody on the Internet?

How do you get bullied when you have to be told about the bullying site, then you have to go to it, and then you have to find your thread just to see if you've been bullied? If thats the case, every person gossiping about someone in RL is bullying everyone in the world right now.
 
At least give her credit for shutting up when people massively told her to shut up before things got any worse. OK, it's a given that things got worse and also that she immediately went to continue being stupid on other social media - but lets be honest, that's more common sense than most in-house cows have.

That pizzagate pedo guy that got a thread of his own 1 day before KF came offline comes to mind. Guy just kept sperging even after reaching rock bottom. Or that "I can kill cops with 1 hand but was arrested anyway" kid that also got a dedicated spin-off thread.
 
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What I want to know is how she made it past the video of Chris fucking a pillow, unless that has changed.

It hasn't, and it took me looking at the bottom of the site and realizing this site was originally dedicated to CWC to figure out what the fucking captcha was.

I joined because I wanted to post in the Brianna Wu thread which was the only thread I had read by that point, I didn't even know the CWC sub-forum existed. It only sounds really dumb that it took me as long as it did because of how little I had seen.
 
If they think we're bad, don't let them know about ED or /cow/. They'll surely flip their shit over them.

The OP of that chain (Aguyuno aka Tim Craig) is a serial sexual harasser and part of the Rat Kings clique who thinks we're "so bad ED thinks we're tinfoil hats" or something along the lines of that. I know this is shameless self-promotion because I OP'ed that thread, but I think you should check it out and get to know Tim a little better. :tomgirl:
 
The OP of that chain (Aguyuno aka Tim Craig) is a serial sexual harasser and part of the Rat Kings clique who thinks we're "so bad ED thinks we're tinfoil hats" or something along the lines of that. I know this is shameless self-promotion because I OP'ed that thread, but I think you should check it out and get to know Tim a little better. :tomgirl:
Just took a look at it and holy shit, I'm loving his rage against the whole PewDiePie incident going on.

But back on topic, it amazes me how these guys like to twist the meaning of the site and how we dox people.
 
Is simply being referenced to on the Farms now an autistic Purple Heart for these people? It seems like even the most vague of references to them warrants hysteria and the mindset of "THEY MADE AN ENTIRE THREAD/WEBSITE ABOUT ME!111!1!!!1!! KIWIFARMS IS EBIL11!!1!1!". I guess they need to hoard up all the oppression points they can.
It's like going to prison for a rapper. Your fans all think it makes you more 'real' and your detractors just think you're a cunt.
 
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