Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[The Fool]

the guy's a broken nutjob who wants to fuck supermodels because deep down he knows his genes are going nowhere but he doesn't know how to pick up a gal-pal. Not much to overthink with your armchair psychologist license.

 

[AnOminous]

the guy's a broken nutjob who wants to fuck supermodels because deep down he knows his genes are going nowhere but he doesn't know how to pick up a gal-pal. Not much to overthink with your armchair psychologist license.

But everyone wants to fuck supermodels. It's kind of a big step to go from there to actually believing you are.

 

[Opulence]

Fuck! How is this guy not married to a hot supermodel already?!

For someone who's so holy and hates all these cartoons masquerading as demons, I'm surprised he is fine with the 666 in his phone number.

 

[DavidFerrie]

But everyone wants to fuck supermodels. It's kind of a big step to go from there to actually believing you are.

Not I. Any woman who puts that much time and effort into a magazine-cover grade appearance, is going to be a self-involved narcissist who uses sex solely as a high-stakes bargaining chip.
Or as the late El Duce of the Mentors put it, "I don't want to fuck a chick who's been fucked by a hundred dudes. I want to fuck a chick that needs to be fucked by a hundred dudes!"

 

[The Fool]

But everyone wants to fuck supermodels. It's kind of a big step to go from there to actually believing you are.

He doesn't believe he is, he believes he's entitled to it. Which is a result of his unstable mind demanding he reproduce now, lest his never give birth to his own Crystal.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't believe he is, he believes he's entitled to it. Which is a result of his unstable mind demanding he reproduce now, lest his never give birth to his own Crystal.

But he does. I've seen his weird signs that he puts up next to these magazine covers and they say "I'm sitting next to Katy Perry" and shit like that.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Most people just stick to one crazy obsession, though. He's got a whole harem of them. Of course, he's not just schizophrenic but super schizophrenic. Maybe it's the Mormon influence.

Religious-sociology sperging

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I've heard more than one religious scholar say that Mormonism is attractive to mentally ill people because of its tradition of accepting lay members as visionaries -- particularly in the context of personal suffering. One of the LDS' best-kept secrets is how many Church members like the Bullas had schizophrenic episodes that they interpreted as religious revelations, and went off to form their own breakaway sects with themselves as True Prophets out to reform the corrupted and worldly Faith of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. And as with the Bullas, sometimes it runs in families, like the neo-polygamist LeBaron clan, whose patriarch Alma sired something like seven different whackjob sons who all became self-appointed Saviors of Mormonism, the most infamous of whom was serial-killing Ervil LeBaron.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Jesus. His entire tweets are made up of word salads.

Here's his remarkably unsettling dickpic/nude, courtesy of ED:

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He has a bent duck just like Chris!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I, too, am busy watching faggot men.

 

[GS 281]

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I, too, am busy watching faggot men.

If you type in "faggot" on his twitter you get amazing results

@bearycool why is this guy watching you?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I think this is the first time I've heard someone call Donald "Pussygrabber" Trump gay.

 

[The Fool]

for a guy who really hates hot, sweaty men touching each other, he sure watches a lot of wrestling

suppressed, much?

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

i am laughins o fucking hard, LOOK AT THAT KNIFE, what in the world has he done to it?! are those neon zip-ties securing it to a gotdamn paintbrush? ahahaaaa that'll stop those demons and their DIRTY, STINKY FAGGOT BUTTS

 

[AnOminous]

If you type in "faggot" on his twitter you get amazing results

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If you're wondering what that vile concoction is, it's potatoes and salmon, apparently all he eats other than cheezy poofs. Everything else is infested with demons.

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You called Kenny Rogers a faggot? You bitch! I'll poke you with a pitchfork in Hell for that one.

 

[CatParty]

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

What's up with his glasses in this picture?

 

[Kudgel]

Jesus Christ, what the fuck are those notes that he's putting everywhere?

 

[Goofy Logic]

What is with the LDS Mormons and crazy people? A lot of the more crazy and violent Christian fanatics seem to have roots in the LDS.

Those tweets are magical to read. It's just on the ragged edge of a word salad, but still nonsensical.

 

[Big Nasty]

Holy Shit. This is pure gold.

That Kenny Rogers tweet almost had me in tears.

I, too, am busy watching faggot men.

As is the entire userbase of Kiwi Farms.

 

[CatParty]