DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
my nigga, DSP, if you keep trying so hard to be chill all the time and you're obviously anything but, go spend some money and see a psychiatrist and get a fucking benzo prescription so you can actually chill the fuck out or try some fucking meditation. No one on earth with a hatedom of "detractors" the size of yours fires up a fucking livestream to "chill out"

With the amount he says "chill" everyone knows he is just trying way too fucking hard and its never, ever true.
 
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PPP says that Kat is terminal. But PPP is pressing X to doubt.
Goddamit you're making me tune into KC. Yikes.
 
Only problems with the story is Phail knows nothing about football and the last Super Bowl in Florida was 2021
I'm pretty sure ppp just wanted to hangout DURING the super bowl, not go to the actual game. Super bowl tickets are thousands of dollars so obviously he would have mentioned tickets to the game also. People travel and go to cities like Vegas and Miami to party during the super bowl even if the game isn't in those cities.
 
This is all very sad, I had hoped that Philburt and the fat gay Canadian fellow would be friends, and maybe Phil would take advantage of the opportunity to reset.

Unfortunately Phil has decided that's too uncomfortable, and he'd rather escape back to the small, insulated world he's constructed for himself where nothing ever changes.
The dude is in his 40s, I don't understand how he can be this stunted. The leeway of being a streamer has apparently made him decide that because nobody (mommy) is there making him, it means there's no point in ever challenging or examining himself, and he can, in his mind, simply go on with the status quo indefinitely.

It's silly but I am kind of disappointed in him.
I'll admit I believed that he wasn't as lame as he used to be and that if he was given a chance to separate himself from his "lolcow" status that he could possibly be a more normal streamer, but obviously DSP is still very much DSP.

This was probably the last opportunity he will have to turn a corner with his internet presence. If he wasn't able to capitalize here, then that's it.
 
This story about Phil having "a collection of exotic animals" is giving me vibes from his famous pizza tweet.
"When my wife wants to go to the zoo, I build a zoo in our house!"

Also imagine the smell if he really does have a bunch of different animals running around the pig pen. I guess it explains the monthly trip to the dumps are not just kitty litter (although knowing those retards I'm sure they had the rabbit using it too, hence the health issues.)
 
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I was literally driving in my car listening to KC, and when PPP said rabbit I audibly said "Petco! Bank Leaks!".
It's true, oh it's damn true.
DSP used the line of defense of only having one pet when talking about the bank leaks and had to take that fact to the grave with him. But he let it slip to PPP...
Yep it lines up big time he was spending like crazy there. Also the "most people go through this" thing makes way more sense.
 
After all the SmugSydePhil moments the last couple of months talking about how the trolls are felted and seething at his newfound success and resurgence and how everyone likes him now, these last few days have been amazing. There isn't a better case of Phil putting his foot in his mouth at any point in the vortex as far as I am concerned.
I haven't eaten enough glue today so maybe my brain is still functioning too well but please correct me if I'm wrong...

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done? Phil I think you're a lying piece of shit who makes content for man children and probably actual children who are losers who will watch you and think it's ok to be a shut in loser who thinks the world owes him just for existing yet does nothing to actually earn a buck. As you have said, it's my right to call that out, you skinny fat bitch.
Rules for thee, not for me!
 
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