DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

If Khet is allegedly religious now does she go to church every Sunday? Does she drag CatholicSydePhil out to Mass?

Maybe there is some Megachurch they can go to together and get scammed on Miracle Water or some shit, DSP is the type of rube to fall for evangelist scammers.

I have a bad feeling the rainbow flag church on Phil's corner has detractors asking about a rotund woman already.

 

[Corpun]

With her girth she could probably hook up with a Redguard.

NazeemNewRoommateREAL banned by DSP
KatLovesRedguardsREAL banned by DSP
RedguardRidingHorse banned by DSP
DarziakLovesAlduinSexModREAL banned by DSP

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I think he will be in one episode only to get properly ridiculed by them and that'll be it. There is no way he joins as a regular, not only because of his ego, but because he's impossible to work with, which is weird, because Keemstar seems obsessed with these wrestling-esque storylines, so you'd think him and Phil would hit it, but no.

Wings really does look up to Phil, though. He's called Phil out a few times, but ultimately he admires his begging hustle and has emulated him.

Boogie would do some fake scripted feud similar to how Ralph tried, and it would fall flat because it's obvious Phil doesn't care. He also sees himself way above such fat lolcows.

And as you say, Phil is never leaving the comfort zone of the Snort Fort.

Thus, none of this will be entertaining beyond maybe one show where you shit on an unsuspecting Phil and it's all pointless as we've suggested to them long ago.

 

[Malcolm X]

If anything, it would surprise me if she was emotionally connected to anyone other than Phil,

It would surprise me if she was emotionally connected to Phil.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Promo for tonight. They mention the gaming soulmate comment.

 

[johnkimble123]

I haven't eaten enough glue today so maybe my brain is still functioning too well but please correct me if I'm wrong...

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done? Phil I think you're a lying piece of shit who makes content for man children and probably actual children who are losers who will watch you and think it's ok to be a shut in loser who thinks the world owes him just for existing yet does nothing to actually earn a buck. As you have said, it's my right to call that out, you skinny fat bitch.

 

[strandedcastaway]

If you go watch everything he did with KC he was total dead weight too scared to do anything. PPP only wants to stream a few times a week so all those other days DSP could've done his own show and brought on Steve or whoever the fuck else and just dunked on some lolcow drama bullshit and made bank easy but he is so dumb he couldn't even manage that. His dents don't pay him much and he lost most of his non KC whales so that argument is dumb too.

Even the wrestling part of Smark Guys, Phil didn't put any effort in. Before the first recap show with PPP, he didn't even bother watching the whole episode they were recapping, only clips. If most of us got a job talking about any TV show, we'd be watching the last month of episodes to figure out storylines, reading recaps, getting up to date so we had something to say. But to Phil it was just a money grab where Ashton would do all the work and Phil would just nod his head and take half the money. Of course Phil would say, "I'm already working full time 6 days a week" but you're getting paid nice money---you MAKE time if you're not a lazy-ass gin-brain clown.

 

[Pargon]

The timer of a bomb has begun ticking inside Mr Burnell. It might go off today, it might take a while, but it WILL explode, and when it does it’s going to be glorious.

“Renton, WA is about to e x p l o d e”

 

[Lord_Point]

I haven't eaten enough glue today so maybe my brain is still functioning too well but please correct me if I'm wrong...

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done? Phil I think you're a lying piece of shit who makes content for man children and probably actual children who are losers who will watch you and think it's ok to be a shut in loser who thinks the world owes him just for existing yet does nothing to actually earn a buck. As you have said, it's my right to call that out, you skinny fat bitch.

Its different because he HaS A meAnIngFuL CoNeCTioN to whatever thing no one else is allowed to do but him... STOOPID!

 

[Poo Twister]

Nao Guise

I think I unironically like PPP. I don't know a lot about him but he had me in tears of laughter last night on Alien Steve's freak show.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I haven't eaten enough glue today so maybe my brain is still functioning too well but please correct me if I'm wrong...

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done? Phil I think you're a lying piece of shit who makes content for man children and probably actual children who are losers who will watch you and think it's ok to be a shut in loser who thinks the world owes him just for existing yet does nothing to actually earn a buck. As you have said, it's my right to call that out, you skinny fat bitch.

what even is reason to call it "harmful" TBH I dont watch Mr beast all i know is he works witha tranny and is rude to staff. But His content just seems extravagant and a little stunty for a huge reward for the participant. What is harmful, you can say boring and crap, but does Phil just need to go extreme hate boner for the guy who hes jealous of for having more money

 

[johnkimble123]

what even is reason to call it "harmful" TBH I dont watch Mr beast all i know is he works witha tranny and is rude to staff. But His content just seems extravagant and a little stunty for a huge reward for the participant. What is harmful, you can say boring and crap, but does Phil just need to go extreme hate boner for the guy who hes jealous of for having more money

He’s called him a groomer (odd use of the term) because his is geared towards kids and very fake, or something

 

[Malakim Phoros]

He’s called him a groomer (odd use of the term) because his is geared towards kids and very fake, or something

thats a super serious accusation for phil to make, Actual slander. An action he loves to accuse everyone of doing

 

[We Are The Witches]

I haven't eaten enough glue today so maybe my brain is still functioning too well but please correct me if I'm wrong...

Phil said "Mr Beast has done nothing to me, but I think his content is harmful, so it's my right to call that out"

How is that different from anything a detractor has ever done? Phil I think you're a lying piece of shit who makes content for man children and probably actual children who are losers who will watch you and think it's ok to be a shut in loser who thinks the world owes him just for existing yet does nothing to actually earn a buck. As you have said, it's my right to call that out, you skinny fat bitch.

His rationale is that he did nothing wrong, most of the time, and if he did it was either unwillingly, or a learning experience that now has made him the "mature" adult that he is, and also, that most if not all criticism against him is unfair & unwarranted (for current Phil, he's a good boy now).

He does not see what he does as malicious or harmful, so your remarks are probably rooted on hatred, jealousy (or financial interest if you're a restreamer), according to him.

I can see him responding to you with a prestream answer on the lying part (with you/detractors "moving goalposts" if he addresses something, the need to protect his family, the fact that some things are none of your business, etc).

Then, with "worry about yourself idiot" for obsessing over his audience, plus "my audience has very few children, so you're full of shit", and "pssshh-shhh, what? When did I ever said that it's OK to be a shut in loser? You're a moron, I'm just playing games as my job." ending in "I stream 6 days a week putting meaningful content for you guys" so he is earning his bucks.

Some variation of that, but his response to you is pretty telegraphed.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nao Guise

I think I unironically like PPP. I don't know a lot about him but he had me in tears of laughter last night on Alien Steve's freak show.

I still can't get over the fact that there is now a UFO conspiracy theory investigator in the DSP extended cinematic universe.

I thought we reached the peak with a literal butler, fucking Derish, Classy Doris* and that one private investigator who tried to implicate DSP in a plot with Leonardo DiCaprio to abduct children after luring them to a van with candy but turns out they were only ever the penultimate additions. The writers really deserve a raise for their continued creativity.

* Only true & authentic detractors know about Classy Dorris lore

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

I've asked before and heard some interesting thoughts about why he says this, but if I could ask DSP a single question it would be what the fuck he is saying when he says "no load". I still think he is trying to say "no life" but very often says "no load". It's one of the greatest mysteries in my mouthdrooling loser style life.

 

[neger psykolog]

I've asked before and heard some interesting thoughts about why he says this, but if I could ask DSP a single question it would be what the fuck he is saying when he says "no load". I still think he is trying to say "no life" but very often says "no load". It's one of the greatest mysteries in my mouthdrooling loser style life.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=no%20load

So it basically described DSP. Someone must have called him it during the peak of FGC relevancy (which was never) and it stung so he uses it as an insult to other people 20 years later.

 

[johnkimble123]

I think anything health related is just Kat having really bad diabetes or something else that living a healthy life style will fix. But we know that she ain't gonna do that.

Honestly think this too. When you are fat, every fucking health issue on the planet could happen. He knows that we know she’s fat so he can do his lame ass beat around the bush bs to get people wondering and feeling bad.

He’s not quite to Boogie levels of shame but this is now 2x he’s (likely) exaggerating medical issues of his family for sympathy. It’s fucking pathetic.

 

[IsaACKRepentance]

Just catching up on the past two months of this arc now. Do you think Philip was even aware PPP was giving him shit until like last week or he knew for most of the time and didn't care until he realized the detractors were getting a W from this?

Either way very sad Philip lost his second true love, in a similar way to his first, Rambo

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

So it basically described DSP. Someone must have called him it during the peak of FGC relevancy (which was never) and it stung so he uses it as an insult to other people 20 years later.

I'm retarded and should have just googled it but it's fun to have these inane little mysteries. I have genuinely never heard another human being say this in my life. Every so often he busts out some weird words or sayings that I've only heard my grandparents say too. Really makes you think about what is rattling around that oddly shaped head sometimes.