Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

This does put the pressure on Cobra to actually DO something. He is currently NOT a youtube celery.

Josh thinks that because he’s accrued those subscribers that’s a permanent achievement. Any subscribers he gains now are just in addition to what he had before.

What this guy does isn’t really a show for us, this is just shit he does at home when he’s alone and he’s allowing us to see it. In order for Josh to be encouraged to do anything differently, his personal habits would have to change. He’s just gunna do the same shit over and over because that’s what he like to do and, more importantly, he’ll do it if it pisses off the reddit fags.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Josh ranting on MATI today about Cobes losing his channel and Reddit a-logs in general:
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The only thing that Cobra has done that's "bad" is be too stupid to take care of a bearded dragon and then be more stupid to broadcast that to people that hate him for whatever fucking reason. I still think that Puff survived the journey to the hospital parking lot, I haven't seen anything that disproves that particular bearded dragon not being Puff.

 

[mars]

The only thing that Cobra has done that's "bad" is be too stupid to take care of a bearded dragon and then be more stupid to broadcast that to people that hate him for whatever fucking reason. I still think that Puff survived the journey to the hospital parking lot, I haven't seen anything that disproves that particular bearded dragon not being Puff.

Cobra has done plenty of "bad" things just like every human being on earth. His are just stupid and entertaining. Bullying a retarded kid, making the white stuff come out for a retard girl, stealing old dog charity money, squashing a baby bird, driving without a license and endangering the public for butter, taking advantage of his father's kindness, destroying his apartment with paint fumes and cigarette smoke, threatening to kill himself and his father when asked to stop drinking an entire bottle of booze, yelling at a woman he's glad she had a miscarriage, etc et etc. Cobes is a human being like everyone, just more retarded, which means he's done a lot of "bad" retarded things.

You're stupid if you get mad about it and hate him and try to ruin his life (especially because he is doing a very good job of that already) but lets not pretend he's like some kinda downs syndrome happy dude who has never done anything wrong.

 

[Galeocerdo]

NGL on the "He got 100k subs" thing I will agree since moving into the trailer he has become boring as fuck to watch, made worse with the return of fucking warlord and all the gay ass shit that entails, unironically Warlord is the most boring and annoying person in the Cobra verse. NAL is definitely fucking annoying and I hated seeing her on screen but at least it was entertaining. We can see though as even the Cobra-content channels have to dig up old content and recycle to keep going it really shows how sad he's become recently.
As for him "Moving platform" I don't think he ever will and even if he did, he wouldn't last 5 minutes on them thanks to a-logs fucking with him, although I would happily sit back and unleash the horror of the IRL streaming boglim (in the vein of Josh Block) onto the streets of Casper Wyoming via Kick.

 

[Cambiar]

Josh thinks that because he’s accrued those subscribers that’s a permanent achievement

And he's right

 

['Ole Dente]

Cobra has done plenty of "bad" things just like every human being on earth. His are just stupid and entertaining.

The reason why so many people really like Josh despite the fact that he is objectively one of the most boring cows on this website is this; In this boglim, you see parts of yourself.

Sure, maybe you don't....lose your slow moving pets in a field, maybe you don't get sent a child sex doll and have it make out with your ventriloquist dummy, maybe you don't do a lot of these really retarded things....but at one point in your life, you drank a bit too much. You might be balding and you're having trouble coming to terms with that, you might make stupid cooking recipes in your kitchen and kinda laugh to yourself about how silly it is. Maybe you've been evicted once or twice in your life and it was completely your fault.

And maybe you've done or said some things that you don't like to think about because of how guilty they make you feel. If it's any consolation, if you feel bad about them, he probably does too.

 

[Anonymous Pool Services]

It's almost as if it's people that are the problem, not the platforms they use.

It's why I can't get on board the "social media bad!" take. There are shitty people everywhere and always have been. They just use different tools to communicate. Taking away someone's megaphone doesn't eliminate their degeneracy any more than giving someone a megaphone makes them a degenerate.

Certain platforms attract certain types of people, however. There is a reason Redditors are usually complete and utter niggerfaggots.

 

[Jobama]

Fuck that. I’m not pouring my tax dollars into these faggots. Government should sell hunting tags. If we don’t control them, they overrun our healthy ecosystem, deplete resources and spread disease

Cobra using his SSI on cooking videos is the only good use I’ve seen for welfare in this country.

 

['Ole Dente]

I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.

dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically

fuck my life, office

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

since moving into the trailer he has become boring as fuck to watch

Not always, we got Warlord coughing his lungs up for the entirety of some food hack videos, we got Cobes doing his best sloth impression eating a sandwich. We got trying the bugrer part six. We got a big infodump about the hairy wartits. Not the best eating but it's not nothing!

Hopefully the boy gets his channle back. Fuck sickos.

 

[Candover]

I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.

dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically

fuck my life, office

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Clint would be Josh's boss chastising him for not filling out his TPS reports correctly and not using the new cover sheet. Did you get that memo?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.
dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically
fuck my life, office
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Fuck your TPS reports dood.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.

dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically

fuck my life, office

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Reminds me of this gem.

 

['Ole Dente]

Clint would be Josh's boss chastising him for not filling out his TPS reports correctly and not using the new cover sheet. Did you get that memo?

I just want a regular guy to be his boss, just some guy that pulls him into the office and it's like

"So, Josh.....we need to talk about your performance. I think it's fair to say that your performance has taken a dip in the past 7 months and you've shown up late pretty frequently. This is a cause for concern, I've been pretty patient about this but we need to escalate some progressive discipline going forward. I hope that you can take this as an opportunity to excel because....look man, I like you, you're a good dude and most of the people in the office like you but I've got a job to do. I hope you understand, thanks for talking with me today and I hope that you find that this was a constructive meeting."

Then Josh calls HR the next day and tells them he's being bullied because he's autistic.

I think it's fucking hilarious because it's completely realistic and it happens....WAY....more than you think.

 

[Candover]

Reminds me of this gem.

Josh if he never discovered the endless abyss of pheremone soap and gender relations rants.

I just want a regular guy to be his boss, just some guy that pulls him into the office and it's like

"So, Josh.....we need to talk about your performance. I think it's fair to say that your performance has taken a dip in the past 7 months and you've shown up late pretty frequently. This is a cause for concern, I've been pretty patient about this but we need to escalate some progressive discipline going forward. I hope that you can take this as an opportunity to excel because....look man, I like you, you're a good dude and most of the people in the office like you but I've got a job to do. I hope you understand, thanks for talking with me today and I hope that you find that this was a constructive meeting."

Then Josh calls HR the next day and tells them he's being bullied because he's autistic.

Josh would be filing a grievance once a week just to talk to the hot union rep chick

 

[PetiteFeet]

We got a big infodump about the hairy wartits

I've been circling the boglim drain for a bit and I must've missed this but..
my morbid curiosity demands satisfaction and I beg of thee to satisfy it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.

dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically

fuck my life, office

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This made me, like, sad? In a way I can't quite put a finger on?
It's like seeing an animal in captivity, versus seeing them in nature. Seeing this Cobes in such an artificial setting... It's like learning about zoochosis.

like at least let him wear a green or black shirt doodt come on

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT HE KILLED PUFFERS" point is ultimately "Did he do it intentionally? Or is he just too fucking retarded for an animal and didn't think?

whenever i see this excuse come up i just wonder how these people would react to any other retard doing something similar. would they say that retarded child or adult is also an awful person who needs to be shot or would they just go "oh they must not know any better please dont be ableist towards special needs people"

i am pretty sure they dont give a single fuck about puff they just want an excuse to justify their unreasonable hatred of cobes. in the end whenever cobra does finally die i think his trolls are gonna all be left with the realization that they wasted their lives and its going to lead to some very hilarious results.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

whenever i see this excuse come up i just wonder how these people would react to any other retard doing something similar. would they say that retarded child or adult is also an awful person who needs to be shot or would they just go "oh they must not know any better please dont be ableist towards special needs people"

i am pretty sure they dont give a single fuck about puff they just want an excuse to justify their unreasonable hatred of cobes. in the end whenever cobra does finally die i think his trolls are gonna all be left with the realization that they wasted their lives and its going to lead to some very hilarious results.

He loved Puff, he really did. I'll get mildly hurt and limp off this hill. He had no idea how to take care of him, how could he? He needs to be spoon fed information and only retains it if it comes from Clint.

 

[snort beg snort]

video responce when?