DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GameratePTSD]

Hmm I'm a lolcow. I wonder if it's a good idea to tell a guy I just met online who runs a lolcow show inside info about my lolcow life. Jesus Phil.

The biggest mark on the planet.

 

[Corpun]

What is it with lolcows and having run down shitholes and pet ownership? There is a crazy correlation with these people turning homes into absolute hovels that make crack shacks look inhabitable by comparison and irresponsible pet ownership. Is it low IQ and poor impulse control? Desire for some sort of companionship?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Holy fucking shit. Now the whole thing about Phil and his woodland creatures thing takes on a whole different meaning.

Also, WHY THE FUCK WOULD PHIL HAVE A RABBIT WHEN HE HATED PANDA'S HAMSTERS?

He had a rabbit as a kid, so he could've gotten nostalgic during the (ongoing) midlife crisis. My bet on the cause of death was that it got to the ant poison. Not everyone has poison resistance like Jasper.

 

[ThinWhiteDuke]

What is it with lolcows and having run down shitholes and pet ownership? There is a crazy correlation with these people turning homes into absolute hovels that make crack shacks look inhabitable by comparison and irresponsible pet ownership. Is it low IQ and poor impulse control? Desire for some sort of companionship?

It seems like he's just desperate for any kind of companionship, but he doesn't want to really give anything back in his relationships.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

What is it with lolcows and having run down shitholes and pet ownership? There is a crazy correlation with these people turning homes into absolute hovels that make crack shacks look inhabitable by comparison and irresponsible pet ownership. Is it low IQ and poor impulse control? Desire for some sort of companionship?

I think a lot of lolcows have insecurities that manifest as a need to control things. They also want to be liked or accepted. Pets—or HOARDING pets—is a good way to appease both needs.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think a lot of lolcows have insecurities that manifest as a need to control things. They also want to be liked or accepted. Pets—or HOARDING pets—is a good way to appease both needs.

Nigga a single cat and a single rabbit (and a horse) in a 12 bedroom khando is hardly "hoarding".

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

What is it with lolcows and having run down shitholes and pet ownership? There is a crazy correlation with these people turning homes into absolute hovels that make crack shacks look inhabitable by comparison and irresponsible pet ownership. Is it low IQ and poor impulse control? Desire for some sort of companionship?

Hitler liked animals (and had a pet dog), therefore having pets is based and redpilled because everyone wants to be like Hitler

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

getting sick and thinking about your own mortality often leads people to seek out religion and search for God. There was no indication in anything PPP said that she's become a believer in faith healing.

Same difference, it’s not something normal people do, it’s something desperate people do in a sad attempt to hope their situation improves or shallowly think they will have a better after life.

What is it with lolcows and having run down shitholes and pet ownership? There is a crazy correlation with these people turning homes into absolute hovels that make crack shacks look inhabitable by comparison and irresponsible pet ownership. Is it low IQ and poor impulse control? Desire for some sort of companionship?

All of the above, being a lolcow require a lack of IQ, and likely poor impulse control, both of these things along with being social pariahs often means they are lonely and wanting companionship.

Phil is an immature manbaby, it’s not surprise he can’t keep his home clean, and this statement could pretty much apply to any lolcow lol

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Nigga a single cat and a single rabbit (and a horse) in a 12 bedroom khando is hardly "hoarding".

PPP mentioned “exotic pets” as if there were more. I think Phil has hoarding tendencies, and I find it likely he’s starting to collect random pets to fill some void. If it’s not a hoard now, it is one in the making.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I don't know if he really has a bunny or he's just using the bunny he used to have as a way to have PPP pity him

But on the other hand between the word menagerie, and how the petsmart bill in the leaks was weirdly huge it's possible he has multiple animals.

Incomming DSP has a rabbit mass grave in his backyard

 

[GameratePTSD]

@SeizureRobot5000 The Kino Casino guys are watching your Middle Manager Phil video live and they love it.

 

[Awssum Possum]

I take a nap and wake up to the news that Kat is apparently terminally ill and Phil hoards small animals

 

[neger psykolog]

PPP mentioned “exotic pets” as if there were more. I think Phil has hoarding tendencies, and I find it likely he’s starting to collect random pets to fill some void. If it’s not a hoard now, it is one in the making.

I earnestly hope that PPP takes this opportunity to throw in some wildcard total bullshit lie that sounds super plausible:

1. It will force DSP to respond and he'll try to use that one thing as the reason it's all fake and bullshit
2. Detractors will get super confused
3. Wild shit always happens with DSP so no one will actually know what's going on
4. DSP lies about everything already anyway

PPP my man you've gotta do some gayfabe and tell people he owns a pet alligator or some shit. Just for entertainment sake.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So if Phil had these exotic pets, then he once again lied on his bankruptcy forms.

I would make a joke about how he'd say that they weren't pets but "woodland creatures" to get out of it, but knowing Phil, he might have mused that excuse.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

E: The clown mode is strong, you can tell this is getting to him.

 

[neger psykolog]

I take a nap and wake up to the news that Kat is apparently terminally ill and Phil hoards small animals

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Yeah what's the deal with the terminally ill thing?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Isolation and the hereditary condition her mother had.

being an exorcist?

I've been thinking for a long time, based on the way Phil talks, that Kat has cancer. I've been thinking this for the last 6+ months. It may not be actual cancer, but I do believe she is severely sick and will ultimately die very young. The language he uses when he speaks about her always implies she is weak, tired, and in pain. The way he pauses the stream every time she gets home. She is physically fragile. I'm not entirely shocked by this.

So fragile that she can only cook, clean (even climbing a ladder to break the ceiling fan, then hiding that ladder so Phail can't fix it himself), care for Jasper (remember, Phail can't pick up cat shit), and work a job

I think anything health related is just Kat having really bad diabetes or something else that living a healthy life style will fix. But we know that she ain't gonna do that.

Remember all the Ozempig ads during chess.

Don't contact me on my day off.
Also don't contact me while I'm working.
I will message YOU in a drunken haze at 4 am. These are my terms.

But you better answer my texts on your day off.

During his podcast today Phil made sure to mention several times specifically that it wasn't Andy he was pretend mad at it was PPP. Andy is obviously retarded from drug abuse (just watch any Kino show where he claps like a seal), so even having him dump on him is embarrassing. No one has ever liked you Dave and anyone who ever has with more than 3 braincells has turned against you. Feels bad man.

And Warski really doesn't like Phail.

Did Triple P (you know the drill) actually release some of the DM's Phil allegedly send? Not sounding like a Phil defender but I want hard, factual proof. Or will that be on the menu for the next coming weeks?

Also, fuck Socialblade for their greed. Now you can only check the last 14 days of views without paying anything. If you want to go to the past you need to actually pay therm money now. So this is the only thing you can see for free atm

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Might be why everyone is using play board now?

I call it now the next arc will be the Kat Diabetes Arc.

The diet BBs arc is in full swing my dude. See: Ozempig ads

do we get an apology for warning phil about the eventual snake? apparently we were all retarded because we didnt "understand" what ppp was doing (its just razzing).

It gets filed right next to the escort saga.

DSP lies so much that he may as well have faked cancer at this point.

He's on the cusp of faking khet cancer

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Yeah what's the deal with the terminally ill thing?

She's terminally fat

 

[lupinthethird]

Recap of interesting things PPP has revealed so far:
-DSP had a rabbit and it was sick and died recently, which was the cause of the stream without begging earlier this week. He was apparently taking care of the rabbit.
-DSP has other animals, described it to PPP as having numerous other 'exotic' animals, PPP called it a menagerie
-PPP and Warski alluded to something that either happened or is currently ongoing with his parents, described by both as 'actually dark', they did not elaborate further
-DSP has told PPP that Kat is seriously ill and has since begun to rediscover her faith, PPP stated he isn't sure if this was the truth or a play for sympathy

 

[BlastMonk]

-DSP has told PPP that Kat is seriously ill and has since begun to rediscover her faith, PPP stated he isn't sure if this was the truth or a play for sympathy

PPP said that she is worried she is going to die and thats what made her more religious. So while not terminal it seems serious. She's a deathfat so it could be nearly anything