This is simultaneously depressing and hilarious. If all of this is true, this dude needs serious mental help. But, all night, the moment my feelings of empathy begin to rise, I immediately remind those feelings that this is Phil we’re talking about.
Honestly, the best thing that could have happened to this dude is, after PandaLee left, he should have just moved his ass back to Connecticut. Never should have left in the first fucking place. Phil epically fucked up his life.
Someone in chat mentioned that Phil’s life of late is like a Todd Solondz film. If you know you know.