Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lukie]

>Judge's face turns sour rating the nudes for value

I do kind of feel bad for Kayla for the compensation value, she's had kids etc so that must sting.

But it must be psychologically damaging for Balldo though which is hilarious!

 

[AltisticRight]

@Null it's a very minor nitpick. The feature should say "a nude image" not "nude images".
Specifically, Aaron Imholte shared one topless trollop image. It's $50 for a pair of Kayla tits or $25 each.

$50 price of a Kayla nude

Well, if you're low on cash, $25 gets you one tit.
Fortunately Kayla isn't Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph has 3 tits, it'll drive the value down further!

 

[Uncle Buck]

While we’re nitpicking, doesn’t “revenge” “porn” require public dissemination of an image as opposed to private texting it to a single individual?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Ngl, when I first heard '50 bucks' and 'Kayla', I thought it was a reference to Hedonism about a 50-man train being run on her (while Nick sat in the corner counting the $1,000 to pay for 'medical reasons')

 

[AncientPhosphur]

@Null it's a very minor nitpick. The feature should say "a nude image" not "nude images".
Specifically, Aaron Imholte shared one topless trollop image. It's $50 for a pair of Kayla tits or $25 each.

“Judge this is an outrage! I spent way more money on those tits than Aaron did! I demand an appeal to the Supreme Court until I get fair value for shaming my wife!”

 

[Tiger Jack]

There's a joke in here somewhere about $2.00 cans at Stoney's.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

While we’re nitpicking, doesn’t “revenge” “porn” require public dissemination of an image as opposed to private texting it to a single individual?

Your understanding of the word "public" is the issue.
Geno is the public in this case, it does not require you to upload it to a website where anyone can find it.
Sharing it with a single person equals dissemination with "the public", because it is NOT private.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Can someone use AI to make an Aaron faceswap of that video where rekieta chopping on a dorito and saying "real life doesn't work how you think"

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Depending on the crime I might agree. But knowing how pants-on-head retarded courts can be about revenge porn, I'm taking that plea any day of the week.

Prosecutors love for a chance to virtue signal with shiny new laws and that's the only reason this case got as far as it did, but when Aaron's lawyer sent in Nick and Kayla's entire Possession/Child Neglect case as evidence they dropped this one like a retarded baby. It doesn't matter how this case ends up no one's gonna look good by the end of it, much less the prosecutor. Still, he should take the deal because it's the best he could probably get and paying for a court case is not fun.

 

[Super Hot Dog]

Even if this isn't finalized, the fact that the sentence is basically nothing already is already a huge L for Nick. All of that legal work for a $50 fine and "sorry, I guess."

Hope it was worth it!

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick's either so retarded that he doesn't see Melton's obvious disdain for him, or he's so desperate for anyone to talk to that he doesn't care

Both are incredibly sad, the eventual heel turn will be glorious

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is exactly the outcome everyone with half a brain expected. This obviously excludes Nick since he only has about a quarter of a brain left after the drug-induced damage he did to it.

Nick, Kayla and April told a grand story about Aaron, made up this "harassment campaign" to frame the act of sharing a single picture as a felony. When in fact the entire case is a revenge plot by Nick. I wish him a Million $ in Vegas at Hackamania.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

While we’re nitpicking, doesn’t “revenge” “porn” require public dissemination of an image as opposed to private texting it to a single individual?

Well he "privately texted" the picture while they were both livestreaming and giving play by play to make sure anyone watching knows what was happening. If he would have just done that off air none of this shit would have happened and he'd be $50 richer.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

He claims he can get it expunged from his record after a certain amount of time too.

 

[Rarghs]

$50 cooch, how embarrassing

 

[Too Sneed to care]

God damn 50 bucks no jail time doesn't have to register as a sex offender, I guess that's the only W he needs

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Fifty bucks lol man what an insult to the claimant.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fifty bucks lol man what an insult to the claimant.

49.50 was the bill for having to deal with this headache, the actual fine was .50.

 

[Windy Moors]

Aaron may as well give that $50 to Melton, would save Rekieta the hassle of sending his snivelling supertips.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

This is exactly the outcome everyone with half a brain expected. This obviously excludes Nick since he only has about a quarter of a brain left after the drug-induced damage he did to it.

Nick, Kayla and April told a grand story about Aaron, made up this "harassment campaign" to frame the act of sharing a single picture as a felony. When in fact the entire case is a revenge plot by Nick. I wish him a Million $ in Vegas at Hackamania.

Partially. It was obvious from the start that the original felony charge was way too much, but also that Aaron sending the picture on video was enough for a misdemeanor. The 50 dollar fine is still shockingly low.