Bad webcomics

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Well, in order to avoid finding something better to do, I think I’ll go ahead and share those Larkness comics about the birds working in an office run by a cat. It’s pretty long, so I’ll probably only post the most interesting parts…which is most of them. Now I will preface by saying that I don’t know shit about office work, that’s not the career path I’m personally going towards. If anyone would like to enlighten me on what that’s like, I will gladly listen. This probably also has a title, but it’s in Brazilian. It also has some of the most confused worldbuilding I’ve ever seen.
This is just to get the introduction out of the way, I’ll probably limit it to about four, maybe five pages each time, semi regularly?
But notice how animals are basically treated like they are in real life. Why would a bird need a phone? Why would they need a job? How are they buying this smart TV? I don’t recall any of those questions actually being answered. It will get more “charmingly dumb” from here, as Friendly Primarina put it.
You have to be mega autistic.
 
Tatsuya Ishida has made a Strip NOT about the Jews! It's even funny!
March 14, 2025: JFK Files
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You could probably calculate how big a buffer of Strips Tats has from the timing of this.

March 15, 2025: Grok
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Tats using the sobriquet "Stranger in his own land" is really funny, even if it fits the Strip.
 
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Oh my god, that happened way too fucking fast. Who needs character development when we can have “bonding over marginalized identities”!
I also really hate the idea that “queers stick together”, seeing as how trannies, enbies, and other genderspecials tend to be real fucking nasty towards the rest of the rainbow, so to speak. Like, “Oh, I’m pansexual because I’m not like those bisexuals who only care about what’s in someone’s pants! What do you MEAN you’re a lesbian who won’t suck tranny cock?! BIGOT!”
You know, maybe it’s pretty apt for the prick who causes trouble all the time to be a genderspecial. That applies to Harper too, now that I think about it.
 
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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane
 
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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane
This comic could be summed up as "Meanwhile, in a much better comic, something actually happens."

Also, how tf did this follow on from the previous one? Wasn't she laying across a rock like "I'm sure Asotil is fine"? Am I missing a strip?

Edit: nvm that last part. I was reading that little sidebar with the last few strips from top-to-bottom, and the last one I remember happened to be at the bottom :story:
 
This comic could be summed up as "Meanwhile, in a much better comic, something actually happens."

Also, how tf did this follow on from the previous one? Wasn't she laying across a rock like "I'm sure Asotil is fine"? Am I missing a strip?
At some point she's like "uh fuck it I'm gonna call the nightmare daedra and see what's up" and she gets this fuckin spider and now the spider is the main character
Edit: Yes there are several strips cut out because fucking nothing happens in them
 
Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.
You're kidding.
 
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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane
Why was this popular again?
Even back then there was waaaay better goonfuel elsewhere.
 
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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane
I remember this comic. It was talked about on the bad web comic wiki and the guy got mad about it. I'm surprised it's still going. I always seemed like a rip off of Homestuck with Oblivion as the setting.
 
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Is this the right thread to complain about how just slightly less than 6 years ago this gay ass cat sat down on a rock
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And absolutely will not fucking move no matter how many times you tell her to

She finally accepted that her escort isn't showing up approximately 1 year ago and she still hasn't fuckin moved, instead we're getting a sidestory about a random spider who screams for some reason.

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I feel like I'm going insane
Wait, is that the same comic?
 
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