Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
I've written at length before about how Russ's incel songs will never be as successful as Taylor Swift and others bitter songs about men: but then there's the song Sk8ter boi
Sounds right up Russell's alley, the girl didn't like the niceguy because of looks but then he became a famous musician and she missed out, which I think would be punishment enough without also adding that she's now a lonely single mother no one loves. I wondered if the song sounding so incel is just a change in the culture over the past 20 years. Ah, but the twist is, the female singer reveals SHE is the current girlfriend of sk8ter boi, so it loops back around into a female fantasy where the female listener can identify with the girl dating the rockstar, as opposed to it solely being a song rebuking women. Russ fails to understand this nuance.

Bottomline: would Russ's incel songs like "She Don't Like Nice Guys" be salvageable if sang by a woman who then reveals she's dating the nice guy? I suppose Safari Ride (with a female singer) is one of his more listenable songs.
 
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Eventide said:
It's actually possible Russell was arrested/sent to a psych ward for his deranged teenage shenanigans; however the records could be sealed due to him having been a minor when the events took place.
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No, the people who went to school with him who have commented here would absolutely have known about it had that been the case. It would have been all over his fairly small town as well.
 
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obsdj said:
Wasn't he actually eighteen?
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Yes, and even though he claims he had enough credits already and got his diploma mailed to him on the conditions of never coming back, he says he was 19 when he went to prom and his date abandoned him after she was chosen as prom queen, which makes me think getting mailed the diploma is a lie and he had to repeat senior year at a different school
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Yes, and even though he claims he had enough credits already and got his diploma mailed to him on the conditions of never coming back, he says he was 19 when he went to prom and his date abandoned him after she was chosen as prom queen, which makes me think getting mailed the diploma is a lie and he had to repeat senior year at a different school
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He likely had to finish high school at the alternative high school in Evanston
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
People say Russ was stupid to leave his small tightnit Mormon community, but you have to understand, in small towns, word travels fast and the people have a long memory. For the rest of his life and then some, Russell Greer will be known in Evanston Wyoming as the guy who almost shot up the school.
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"I'm a cool dude, I dance, play piano, write holocaust revisionist screenplay, and threaten to murder girls who've rejected me. You know, just a typical guy."
 
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facepalm said:
He likely had to finish high school at the alternative high school in Evanston
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I suppose it's possible he didn't repeat senior year he just took a younger girl to her senior prom, but I find it very unlikely. It would be much harder to guilt a girl into being his date when he didn't need one because the prom wasn't even his, and he probably wouldn't be allowed back in the school after he last left in handcuffs for threatening to shoot it up! And, as he claims, was mailed his diploma so he wouldn't come back to accept it.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Fuck Russell Greer.
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Ironic!
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I have to thank Russell for introducing me to new vocabulary like trauma lumps, head tightening, and "they X'd (him/his)(me/my) Y". Much like Patrick poisoning my banter with stalker and child, or Andy Ditch's brilliant retort of "you say I fake?" Russell has granted me new phrases to confound everyday people.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I have to thank Russell for introducing me to new vocabulary like trauma lumps, head tightening, and "they X'd (him/his)(me/my) Y". Much like Patrick poisoning my banter with stalker and child, or Andy Ditch's brilliant retort of "you say I fake?" Russell has granted me new phrases to confound everyday people.
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I love his butchering of common sayings.
 
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Russell wishes he had the money and guts to book a cruise with a prostitute as his date. He's only spouting this Mann Act BS because he's foaming at the mouth jealous of the dude. I imagine he banged this reply out with his body shaking, clenching his foam-laden teeth, breathing deep and heavily, head tilted slightly downwards with his evil, dead eyes fixated upward on the screen in a palpable inner-rage. Very scary.
 
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