Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

She denies she will be getting back with Krystle but I bet you this trip will be the "catalyst". If they're not together, for sure Amberlynn's gonna be living and bumming off of Krystle's family again.
Yeah, that's what I thought when she said she was going to go back to Virginia with Krystal. Don't let her into your house, K. You'll never get her out again.

That kinda ties in with the discussion people here had earlier: AL strikes me as someone who'd have zero reservations about manipulating and guilt tripping people. She'll come up with some "bohhoo I have nowhere to go, no family, no nothing" sob story and she'll weasel her way in somehow, y'know just for a few days (until that job comes through, she can move back in with her aunt, whatever) and BAM you're stuck with her until she decides to move out.
 
Is it me or is her face more round, yano more like the moon? Them angles ain't working anymore gurl, lez be real but slay literally slaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Well, no gorgeous lipstick lesbian wants to get with this:

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LOL

That's why Dustin hooks up with obese, plain-faced girls. And Dustin is all they can get, too.

Another thing to keep in mind is that Destiny has trouble with intellectual functioning. If she's at a lower mental age than her actual age, she'll find it easy to jump from one person to the other. Think of an eleven year old who's been fixated on My Little Pony since she was six, waking up one morning and deciding that she's tired of My Little Pony now and that she wants to switch to Bratz. There are a lot of kids out there who'll agonise over this, but there are a lot who won't. It'll be like flicking a switch.

Another thing with the lower intellectual functioning, is that even if she were attractive, traditionally or no, she'd still find it hellishly difficult to find a girlfriend who'll stick around for more than a fortnight. The not-girlfriend will drink Destiny's booze, have Destiny eat her out, and when Destiny has to leave to go to work, the not-girlfriend will pack up her shit and leg it. If Destiny's lucky she'll get an apologetic note or text. If Destiny's unlucky not only will she get no explanations or goodbyes, the not-girlfriend would nick the television and a stack of DVDs on the way out.

Women who aren't attractive, or at least are not considered attractive by anyone who's not a chubby chaser, are quite simply the only ones that Destiny is able to get. And I've also noticed that people who are extremely overweight often have very childlike personalities and preferences.

Ultimately, I think it's a combination of the very overweight being really the only ones who'd find Destiny genuinely attractive, and also because Destiny would otherwise have a hell of a job finding someone who she can have a basic conversation with.

Maybe I'm just petty, but I really hate how she always has her tongue lolling out of her mouth. I guess she thinks it looks fierce or quirky or some shit, but it just reminds me of this.

Eh. I've seen very overweight people do this in general. I kind of wonder if it's because their cheeks are so thickened that they start to press into the mouth, taking up room and displacing the tongue.

Omgosh, I found the autism of the Internet.

I'm home.

Legit?

I don't feel sorry for her at all. Unlike many other fatties, she actually recognizes her problem is but she refuses to get help because it's so much easier to complain and whine than actually put some work and effort into solving the issues.

I feel sorry in general in that she's someone who's suffering, but at the same time I don't have much by way of pity for her. Without a doubt she's a shit awful human being who put herself into her own prison, but at the same time, she's nowhere near the type of shit awful where I'd actually enjoy seeing that level of physical pain. That said, it must be acknowledged that people like Amberlynn can be even worse to their companions when the doors are shut and the cameras are off, and no one there to watch.

It's probably not gonna happen, but if she does find some other girl with no standards, I hope she moves her in to that apartment with Destiny.

Four fat lesbians, two of whom used to date, in one small apartment with animals they don't care about

This is the 21st century Friends

Trust me, this has been around since people started living in houses and keeping pets. It's just that the internet has thrown wide the door onto quite literally everything ever.
 
Krystal coming back is going to be bad I feel, not only will AL manipulate her, I feel like she'll somehow manipulate Krystals parents into letting her stay when she goes back to Virginia, leaving Wasabi, Twinkie, Jax and Rarity all behind for Dustin to look after
 
Oh shit, Krystal will be arriving soon. Dun, dun, dun......

This video cracked me up. I mean sure she has the skills for eyeliner but ruins it with that dumbass glitter every time. Her hair/makeup always looks like shit and it's apparent she doesn't actually care because shes the laziest person ever. But what can I really expect? Bitch can't be bothered to fill in let alone maintain her gross eyebrows but she can go ahead and buy a $40 foundation when she has said so many times that she doesn't know how to use it.

I mean does she even have health insurance yet? Or a therapist? Or a fucking dietician? You'll be bed bound in a year but slaaaayyyy queen, those eyebrows and oily foundation is goooooalz gorl.
 
LMFAO, what eyebrows? fried pickles are goaaaaaalzzzzzz, slay those diabetes gorlll!

Hahahahahaha I know right? They used to be more pronounced but with her ever expanding body/face they're fucking disappearing. Maybe she's hoping they'll just completely be absorbed into her fat face so she can get even more sympathy points lmao.
 
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Look at those legs. LOOK AT THEM.

The hole in the pants!!! If you guys haven't seen it, watch this whole video. It is so sad how she imposes herself into the family of whomever she is shacking up with at the time. I have been with my husband in one way or another (friends, dating, marriage) for 20 years and she is more up in her gf's family's shit than I have ever been.
 
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The hole in the pants!!! If you guys haven't seen it, watch this whole video. It is so sad how she imposes herself into the family of whomever she is shacking up with at the time. I have been with my husband in one way or another (friends, dating, marriage) for 20 years and she is more up in her gf's family's shit than I have ever been.

I don't really see the problem in that, to be honest, since I'm sure many people are involved with their partner's family. I love my in-laws, and enjoy spending time with them, too.

Gotta admit that I haven't watched AL's entire video gallery, though, because I can only stand so much of her, so I don't know exactly how bad it is in her case.
 
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