If you are spending $1,000 every year you have a piece of shit.
John's insistence that he's really one of the poors because he drives multiple Porsches (more like
Poorsches amirite?) remains both amusing and baffling. He claims that it's cheaper than a new car when that's irrelevant, since pretty much every used car is going to be worth less than a new one the second you drive it off the lot. But to imply that a used Porsche (or any used sports car) is going to be accessible to the average Joe for that reason is just ridiculous. I did a search in my area, and outside of a deluge of Cayennes that nobody would really consider a "Porsche," the cheapest options were nearly thirty-year-old Boxsters starting at about $8k, and quickly going up in price from there. If you've got $8k for a used car, you can get something way newer that's way more useful than a two-seater convertible. (No, John, just because you took a picture of shoving a few bags of mulch in the back, that doesn't make your car practical.)
But then adding onto that, claiming that spending a grand on maintenance a year is no big deal shows how little he knows about the value of money, or rather, it's just another in the long list of examples. For most people, regular maintenance is going to amount to a couple oil changes a year, rotating tires, and any milestone fixes when they come up. Most years, people are lucky to spend a couple hundred on maintenance, even less if they do it themselves. And I'm sure John was just talking about the maintenance for
one Porsche, meaning he sees no issue with burning several grand of Frank's money a year keeping his fleet running.
I honestly missed Out of Touch Rich Kid John, you just don't see him often enough anymore beneath the deluge of The One True Tranny John.
