DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Telemeter]

Don't know if I can say that boogie is redeemable but he does have some personality and interests.

Maybe playing devil's advocate, but Boogie has a lot of personality and charisma.

If you put Boogie in a room with a someone who knows nothing about him, and give him an hour, Boogie can convince that person of anything. Boogie could convince him he's a billionaire startup CEO who fucks bitches in Dubai every weekend, and he could keep that lie up for a decade if necessary until they come out of the room and look at who Boogie really is.

Boogie is an Elizabeth Holmes tier liar, we know this cause he was able to lie to the entire internet for over a decade before cracks started to appear. The only thing that really kept him down is that he was also too lazy to pull a real scam back when he was younger and more energetic.

He still tries it, but he's so exposed now it's almost impossible for him to actually pull a lie.

You put DSP in a room with someone who knows nothing about him for an hour, and he only thing DSP will be able to convince him of, is that he's lying about everything.

We know this cause it's literally what happened with Adam Crigler, LOL.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

One thing I haven't seen mentioned, and I'm honestly curious because I don't know the answer...

If Phil has exaggerated Kat's health (lets say it's just diabetes, which no shit she's fat) by saying things like taking a turn for the worst, and all this other bullshit... does he start to get close to the same ire Boogie received? Phil isn't dumb enough to flat out say cancer, although maybe he said some shit to PPP in private, but that would be 2x when he's exaggerated a family member's health for sympathy, and of course money.

The first being "my parents are getting older, hint hint" bullshit that was now 6 years ago. I guess they must have miraculously gotten better too. Did they fly to Seattle to get some of that air? Hmm

No, Phil didn't say any of this himself publicly. Also, it's a given Kat has health problems with how quickly she put on so much weight.

The only thing I give Phil shit for is shoving Kat on those few streams with him when she clearly didn't want to. All to get ahead of the Mike Clum thing that he had full control to back out of, and did to make this all pointless.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

One thing I haven't seen mentioned, and I'm honestly curious because I don't know the answer...

If Phil has exaggerated Kat's health (lets say it's just diabetes, which no shit she's fat) by saying things like taking a turn for the worst, and all this other bullshit... does he start to get close to the same ire Boogie received? Phil isn't dumb enough to flat out say cancer, although maybe he said some shit to PPP in private, but that would be 2x when he's exaggerated a family member's health for sympathy, and of course money.

The first being "my parents are getting older, hint hint" bullshit that was now 6 years ago. I guess they must have miraculously gotten better too. Did they fly to Seattle to get some of that air? Hmm

He already has no credibility and is already the single most unlikeable person on the internet, so it would not have been impacted much. Honestly nothing is gonna change unless he commits some sort of felon.

 

[shekelshoah666]

One thing I haven't seen mentioned, and I'm honestly curious because I don't know the answer...

If Phil has exaggerated Kat's health (lets say it's just diabetes, which no shit she's fat) by saying things like taking a turn for the worst, and all this other bullshit... does he start to get close to the same ire Boogie received? Phil isn't dumb enough to flat out say cancer, although maybe he said some shit to PPP in private, but that would be 2x when he's exaggerated a family member's health for sympathy, and of course money.

The first being "my parents are getting older, hint hint" bullshit that was now 6 years ago. I guess they must have miraculously gotten better too. Did they fly to Seattle to get some of that air? Hmm

There is no one else left to piss off honestly his audience is dead.

I turned on his night stream and it was lilshakeandbake returning for a $2 superchat, doctor lexus doing 6 memberships on youtube while dropping 100 subs on kick for KC, some anon bullshit and jaxx dumping his car fund for a $25 superchat there is no audience left he was under 200 viewers on youtube real quick. His day stream was only saved by you know who tipping as lisa lou his content is a disaster right now and once KC is done dumping on him in a month or whatever he is in big trouble.

He used to make 5k easy a month from YouTube mid 2023 but now? I would guess 2-3k at best. I wonder if he will go back to only counting tips towards the goal but I don't know if it will help at this point.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

LOL

Dude, this is Phil.

He exaggerates everything he thing's makes him look good.

"Exotic" means guinea pigs, hamsters, a fish tank with fresh water fish (X on that, even a fresh water tank is too much work for DSP), and maybe another rabbit. Not even a ferret, cause we would have seen it unless is permanently locked in a cage.

Any pet Phil has is one that can be neglected and ignored for long periods of time and with a low upkeep cost.

The pets could most likely be the type of shit you can buy from Petco/Petsmart or wherever he was going.

It explains the Jasper kitty passed off between the two while he streams and why Jasper is locked in the room while they sleep. But that's a big IF they are even sleeping in the same room. It's hard to tell at this point.

There are many layers to it. This is applied to everything we have heard the past few days aside from the pet stuff, that Phil could be lying. PPP could be lying. Either way, there's a meme to be pushed and its funny enough he can either ignore it (which hasn't helped him at all for anything), or acknowledge it which can be the truth, or lie even more.

It's all funny in the end.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The pets could most likely be the type of shit you can buy from Petco/Petsmart or wherever he was going.

It explains the Jasper kitty passed off between the two while he streams and why Jasper is locked in the room while they sleep. But that's a big IF they are even sleeping in the same room. It's hard to tell at this point.

There are many layers to it. Phil could be lying. PPP could be lying. Either way, there's a meme to be pushed and its funny enough he can either ignore it (which hasn't helped him at all for anything), or acknowledge it which can be the truth, or lie even more.

It's all funny in the end.

Or they don't exist to begin with and his only pet is Jasper.

 

[neger psykolog]

One thing I haven't seen mentioned, and I'm honestly curious because I don't know the answer...

If Phil has exaggerated Kat's health (lets say it's just diabetes, which no shit she's fat) by saying things like taking a turn for the worst, and all this other bullshit... does he start to get close to the same ire Boogie received? Phil isn't dumb enough to flat out say cancer, although maybe he said some shit to PPP in private, but that would be 2x when he's exaggerated a family member's health for sympathy, and of course money.

The first being "my parents are getting older, hint hint" bullshit that was now 6 years ago. I guess they must have miraculously gotten better too. Did they fly to Seattle to get some of that air? Hmm

Firstly there is a language use going on that hasn't been clarified. Some people are saying she has "terminal illness" and some people are saying "chronic health issues". Both of those are very different things. DSP might be overstating things not because he's lying about it but because he is just genuinely confused and overwhelmed.

Secondly, no because he has never brought up the health issues publicly so far. If he's lying then he is only lying to PPP.

Thirdly, no because he is actually autistic and everyone makes a lot of assumptions about him not caring his parents are dying and shit like that. Don't get me wrong he's likely a bad son for various reasons but because of his autism the fear of losing someone and health issues probably cause him confusion and sadness that he can't express well. He possibly hyper fixates on tiny details a doctor would say or that he gets told by the sick person.

People might bring up the Leanna hospital arc as a comparison but she wasn't actually dying, she literally just had a panic attack and although he was shitty it was literally only a few hours, if someone is terminally ill you're talking a few months.

My own estimation is that if someone close to DSP is actually terminally ill it will impact DSP heavily and unpredictably. And people will argue that he isn't close to his parents or Khet but those are just assumptions based on how things appear - when you learn a parent is having serious health shit it's... a remarkably shit experience. And if you actually have to see them go through pain it's... I don't have the words to describe it but if you have ever been through it then you probably won't have words to describe it either. I don't think even a non autistic, well adjusted and mentally healthy and mentally resilient person would have the words to describe it either.

Reminder: give your parents and loved ones a call.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

I am just so happy that my predictions about the Casino arc inevitably came true. Now Phil has a lot of the Sektur™ trolls on his ass in addition to the usual detractors. Congratulations.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Or they don't exist to begin with and his only pet is Jasper.

Well it kinda explains his weird wording by calling the living beings he calls a family in his house "creatures".

In fact, this might be another extension of the family shit.

I dont know. It's all interesting, unique, and different. Good point I just made here.

Another point to bring up is the state of the house. Boy it must be rough.

 

[Corpun]

Phil acting like Johnny Sack over PPP making a factually fucking based observation is hilarious now. He's finally acting like a tough guy defending his wife's honor now that they've had a split.

What a fucking pussy. At least Johnny Sack was willing to start a war with Jersey over it. Phil can't act like anything more than a scornful ex who can't even say basic bitch attacks on PPP's robust character

 

[johnkimble123]

Secondly, no because he has never brought up the health issues publicly so far. If he's lying then he is only lying to PPP.

He did mention it publicly this week, and I guess he did weasel his way through it because "her health took a turn for the worst" can mean very different things to people, and dumb fuck could weasel his way through that too by saying "oh I meant she was healthy 1 day and then not healthy later".

He is the same person that said when he had a bad cold/COVID but not COVID because he didn't take a test, his brain was swelling in his head, so he's not exactly an honest orator when it comes to relaying information.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It was funny when they were talking about DSP being concerned about taxes from splitting the money and he would "pay them all so its ok" and they were like "uh we still have to pay tax on that income..." DSP really has no fucking idea how to do his taxes even after skipping work for days every year and paying an actual tax guy "thousands of dollars" they are like some mystical thing when it's actually just reporting the numbers on the paperwork from YouTube, Paypal and Kick.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Well it kinda explains his weird wording by calling the living beings he calls a family in his house "creatures".

I just want to guess that the other creatures are fish and or coral reef. He had some really bizarre takes on fish a couple of times that just hit weird, over explaining how much he likes them and how he might be interested in getting a fish tank. Maybe he thinks the cat would eat the fish, but there's plenty of better solutions than putting him in your room all night without a litter box so maybe not.

 

[neger psykolog]

Another point to bring up is the state of the house. Boy it must be rough.

"because he's afraid to show people the absolute state of disrepair his home is in probably because it was going to be condemned"

There's so many ways to read into that sentence. But fuck the gout mansion must really be abysmal, but really, really hard to know if PPP is talking from first hand knowledge he gained from talking to DSP or whether he is just using anecdotes about the analysis people do of DSP's house on here and on tweeter etc.

 

[Hitagle]

Phil acting like Johnny Sack over PPP making a factually fucking based observation is hilarious now. He's finally acting like a tough guy defending his wife's honor now that they've had a split.

What a fucking pussy. At least Johnny Sack was willing to start a war with Jersey over it. Phil can't act like anything more than a scornful ex who can't even say basic bitch attacks on PPP's robust character

Fucking godlike sopranos reference, Kat's so fat she two guys can fuck her and still never meet.
Edit: I just had am epiphany he got jaspers front claws declared so that he doesn't hunt the other pets.

 

[FormerPro]

It's getting lost in amongst the Burnell wildlife sanctuary and Kat's health speculation, but I think my favorite reveal was that when Phil had to be handheld through installing a VPN he spent hours entertaining himself by looking at the different adverts he was getting while visiting websites from different countries. He's absolutely melted his brain with gin, door dash and WWE champions.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

"because he's afraid to show people the absolute state of disrepair his home is in probably because it was going to be condemned"

There's so many ways to read into that sentence. But fuck the gout mansion must really be abysmal, but really, really hard to know if PPP is talking from first hand knowledge he gained from talking to DSP or whether he is just using anecdotes about the analysis people do of DSP's house on here and on tweeter etc.

It's one of those things that opens up a lot of discussion.

We go by his word and it does really feel that way. Then you apply the logic:
Dishwasher broke
Toilet out of commission
Shower is just fucked apparently
We just replaced the laundry machines
Broken drawer
We have like two litter boxes that most likely never get cleaned properly
Literal shit gets stored with styrofoam and a lot of amazon delivery boxes in the garage.

Then realize we know he rarely cleans his own room. The lack of house tours to hid more things than just expensive shit he's buying. Kat is fat and lazy now, and DSP is not doing the cleaning, cooking, or able to do any house repairs himself.
One could sum it up as just ways of begging for money to fix things but he can only use these excuses so much where you actually take his word for things, he looks fucking stupid and incapable of doing anything at 42 years old.

I know it's Phil and shit just isn't ever clear cut with him but again, I like speculating this type of shit because the Mystery Money Blackhole pre-champions discovery and Why Is Derich Around were the most fun things to theorize and speculate about. Having another somewhat third party also reaffirm this helps reinforce things because this fuckin bitch didn't learn to just shut the fuck up about his personal issues.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The big thing is if he's always having these financial problems, why the fuck is he buying more animals? Animals get expensive FAST. And this fucker needs money to pay his 2 big bills.

 

[Burl McMillan]

"Exotic pets" are probably just him getting upsold some overpriced fish in the pet store with some sales talk like "this is a tropical madagascar spotted minnow it's very rare but for serious intelligent fish parents like you it's a steal"

 

[neger psykolog]

The big thing is if he's always having these financial problems, why the fuck is he buying more animals? Animals get expensive FAST. And this fucker needs money to pay his 2 big bills.

He doesn't really have any financial problems, he just has a massive gambling addiction. Whenever he gets a boost in income he always spends like it will continue forever and increase forever.
So nothing he does ever makes any fucking sense.

It's also unclear if it is him, khet or both of them who want the fucking private zoo.